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  1. @Ente2997 accept and #releasethehounds
  2. Player Information Username: stevo Player Name: Mean Machine Recruited From: SisterLeague Age: 18 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Germany Player Page @VHLM GM
  3. i'll say this as someone actually living in Berlin: neither options are quite representative for the city. Germany's steel industry was located (or is, there's not much left though) on the opposite side of the country in the Ruhr area and foxes... well i haven't seen too many of them
  4. holy fuck, you're back Jardy?
  5. ngl brother if they give a GM gig, i will finally go up to the big league again
  6. Lots of good historical input @bigAL, not much i have to add. for more background information purposes, i recommend reading up on the Hussein-McMahon correspondence and the Asia Minor agreement of 1916 which play a huge part in the setup that enabled the Brits to collect Palestine in 1919 as a League of Nations mandate (from 1920 onwards) first and then yell yolo in 1948 when they fucked outta there without any structures set up for a government. That was the vacuum that was used to declare the state in '48. Rest is known.
  7. Say it with your chest in the back of the Fuddrucker's parking lot
  8. 1) Valentine's Day is coming up! What presents are you getting for your coaches? Lots of alcohol to get them so drunk they'll have to promise me to play me all 60 minutes of ice time. 2) How are you going to spend the weekend? Just kicking back, playing some games on the console and breath in some fresh cigarette smoke. 3) What is more important, scoring a goal, or blocking a shot? I rarely do both, so I would any of the two. 4) If you had to be an animal for a day, what would you pick? A coala. Sleep for 23 hours, eat for the remainder of the day. Doesn't get any better than this. 5) Give me your best impression of Rayz. "Go do your presser you lazy folks!" 7) What is your biggest sports fear? A career-ending injury and the Knicks losing R.J. Barrett.
  9. If you think your point total is bad, I think I got you beat easily.
  10. stevo

    DAV/DCD; S76

    Not so young anymore, I'm already at the backend of my 20s. Life goes by so fucking fast. That's cool! I wasn't much in the mix here so I must've missed that, hope life's been treating you well.
  11. stevo

    DAV/DCD; S76

    You's a hoe Also hi. Didn't know you were back around
  12. VHLM defenseman Ron World Peace III is enjoying a quiet season with the Minnesota Storm up in the cold north of the USA. The team has experienced a massive haul in last summer's VHLM draft and is filled to the brink with exceptional depth on all positions. World Peace himself is fulfilling his assigned duty as a second line defensive specialist who tries to be in the right place at the right time on the ice. "I know that I'm not prolific in any branch of the game - I don't record many hits, I don't put up spectacular point per game numbers but I just try to do all the little things that we need in order to win," World Peace III said after Minnesota defeated Ottawa 8-6. The Storm lead the Western Conference after the latest batch of games in comfortable fashion, nine points ahead of the Philadelphia Reapers. The son of former Cologne Express mainstay Ron World Peace - who had his jersey retired by the now defunct franchise - also enjoys playing with forward That Dude. Both players' agencies go back a long way in other leagues. Scouts have picked up on the chemistry between the two and call it tremendous.
  13. 1) Who has been the most important offensive contributor in our squad this season? I'm not an expert, but I'll guess Jankowski? 2) What about defensive? Moore and our goalie 3) Are hot dogs a sandwich? Is the sky blue? But honestly, no they're not. 4) Who is your pick for VHLM MVP trophy this season based off performances so far? Jankowski, because he's the man no doubt! 5) How many, if any, awards do you think Minnesota players will win? I have no clue, honestly. We've got brilliant depth so I'll just say we'll pick up a couple or four. 6) Which would you prefer, do keep the game winning puck from the final game in a cup final, or hoist the cup first? First I'll hoist the trophy, then I'll steal the dang thing so you will never see it again!
  14. this article should be voiced and read by @Phil
  15. 1) That would be EagleEye because he steals everyone's moves with his eyes. 2) Some rice mixed with chicken, pepper, curry, and lots of vegetables. 3) Like it a lot. Last season we were gearing up for this run and this season the pieces are all falling together. We're in good shape. 4) Of course we will improve, there's lots of depth on the team and we will put in the work necessary. 5) You still owe me money from the strip clubs you thrifty fools. 6) The team that drafted me, LA, though I have no clue about their current record.
  16. a good old shitstorm thread , me likey
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