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Game 3: Legion Game 3: Reign Game 4: Legion Game 4: Dynamo

2-1 Reign

Met and interviewed David Otunga today

I've been slowly getting back into soccer. Everton has won my heart. Did I make a good choice?

Inactive scrubs are people too.

Very happy to see another goalie will be around for next season.

Romanes said everything I wanted to say but in a much more polite and eloquent manner. That's how I wished to have said it but it was 2 am and I was in bed ready to fall asleep. Sorry about that.

It could be something along the lines of "Record yourself doing an impression of (random member and we'll air it and judge it" not "Give us movie quotes and we'll recite them". That at least has the listeners focused in on next week rather than just listening to you guys giggle over each other.

Cigarettes*

Give me a day or two, I'll find something good,

Honest suggestion and/or complaint here. The PajodTasks are starting to get too focused on you guys. The more recent ones have been "Tell us what you think about us" or "Give us stuff to say". Every time I hear a task that basically is just something to entertain you guys, I feel less compelled to take part in it. When you interact with your audience through them, it keeps them more glued and willing to complete any task you ask of us that doesn't have us asking you guys ordinary questions or which out of the 3 we like. As much as I love listening to you guys, the dick measuring contest is a bit redundant now.Just my two cents.

Episode 4 This Episode Contains: - A look into the VHLM Playoffs - Don Draper - More Don Draper - Special guest appearance by my mom - A healthy dose of Vitamin C for your day. Featured song: "Sunburn" by Diamond Youth Enjoy!

Game 3: Meute Game 3: Reign Game 4: Meute Game 4: Reign

3-1 Meute

Favorited. Good luck mate.

4-2 Turku

Game 3: Saskatoon Game 3: Turku Game 4: Saskatoon Game 4: Bratislava

Username: AwfulHomesick Team: Bern Royals # of Games: 6 LOCKED IN

But Jardy, I'm brown AND a Satan worshiper.

Following a change of hands in the franchise, going from Tyler Barabash to Alex Staal as head honcho in Bern, there were already changes made both on and off the ice. The Bern front offices have been painted in the team's color scheme, adding more team pride and identification with its employees and managerial staff. In the games since Staal has become GM, he has attended every game. He would greet the fans on the main concourse upon their arrival. His presence at these games has brought the fan's morale to an all-time high as they have been cheering and booing as loud as ever before. Upon attending these games, there was one thing that caught the General Manager's ear and that he had started working upon changing up. The team's current goal song, "Song 2" by Blur is not an uncommon song to be played at sports venues around the world. Being inspired by Chicago's switch to "Chelsea Dagger" by the Fratellis, in an attempt to attract younger fans to the games, GM Staal has decided to along that route as well. The Fratellis were a respected underground band before their song was blared at the Madhouse on Madison almost every night. Nothing is official yet, but rumors have been swirling among team fan accounts that the song of choice starting at the playoffs will be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-7xwh8Z6I. The song is known for it's catchy opening melody that would fit perfectly with a rowdy hockey crowd. Just another day at the office for the boss.

#STNASTY

That was fast. LET'S GO BLUES!

This is why I love hockey.

Good eye, EAGLESfan fan haha get it 'cause eagles have good vision

Bern Royals: Kings of Europe Following a short lived post season during Season 36, the Bern Royals front office maintained most of the same philosophy that took them to the European Conference Finals: Offense wins games. This has stayed true through the 72 games the Royals have played during Season 37. Scoring the most goals between all VHLM teams with 371, the Bern Royals have been an unstoppable force against their opponents. Even their defensive game has been something to admire. Sitting only second in least goals against in an offensive-heavy league. That makes for a 207 goal differential. Recording only eight losses accompanied by one in overtime, their point total all season wound up to be 127, just one behind the Yukon Rush for first overall in the league. Some might say the Founders Cup is theirs to lose. So who's to give credit to for their huge success this season? Well, it all starts off with former General Manager Tyler Barabash, who set the foundation of the Bern Royals that we currently know with draft picks. Starting the with the S36 VHLM Dispersal Draft, taking Blaine Olynick with his first ever draft pick. Olynick has become the show stopper for Bern in multiple games. He finished with 63 wins in 72 games. GM Barabash then followed it along with Ron World Peace, an integral piece of the Bern puzzle. World Peace finished in the top 5 in points scored with an astounding 185. Drafting Kristian Stormborn, a quiet winger last season who has made amazing strides and has chipped in on the offensive system with 91 points. The waiver claim pick ups made by ex-GM Barabash have made big impacts as well in Bern, providing secondary scoring when needed. Aaron Hartley and Steve Tremblay have eased their way into the Royals' offensive game. Both Hartley and Tremblay are still young, and are expected to make huge improvements for their next season in the VHLM. Free agent acquisitions have made just as big of an impact as the others. Earl Parker, Eliana Ben-Lev, and Matt Reilly, all signings before Barabash's time, have earned their spot in Royals' history as big time point scorers. All three players combined add up to 300+ points scored in just one season. Razzle Dazzle, a Bern Royal veteran, has also provided some helpful scoring, tallying 74 points in 72 games. The great moves that Barabash has made has caught the attention of the board of directors for the Seattle Bears. Near season's end, he made the move to GM Seattle. So who was to claim this dominant team and try to pick up where they left off? Blaine Olynick's agent, former VHL player, Alex Staal has been around the Bern Royals for nearly two seasons now. His experience with the organization and the city made him the perfect candidate to be the successor. A first time GM taking over a Cup-bound team will be sure to apply some pressure to the rookie, but it's not him who is on the ice. It's the Bern Royals of Season 37 that will be in control of their own fate.