cpetrella

horns up baby im ready to give em this special orange sauce

Player Information Username: cpetrella Player Name: William of Orange Recruited From: Returning Age: 50 Position: D Height: 66 in. Weight: 145 lbs. Birthplace: Netherlands Player Page @VHLM GM

great team :)

1. The VHL draft has come to a conclusion, seeing a plethora of new faces join the Americans, most notably first round picks @Velevra and @JohnOQuinn. How do you feel we made out. - picking up someone like velevra, i feel like we did did awesome. velevra is an amazing active user and will help lead the way into the future. 2. FA ended with a distinct lack of contracts being signed with the Americans, how do you feel this impacts our upcoming season? - i dont know because i dont know anything about this league i just know that i signed for 4 years so thats 4 more seasons of mediocre walter play 3. The off-season is coming to a close, and rosters look pretty set in stone. How do you predict the season to pan out across the board? i think we will continue to build off of last season which was definitely an improvement 4. Who do you think has the biggest offseason this “year”? new york because i dont know the name of the other teams 5. What was the biggest surprise from the VHL draft in your opinion? i dont know who was in the draft besides the two people we drafted so im gonna say the fact that we got both of them 6. What’s your boldest prediction for next season (player awards, team positions, etc.)? walter wins mvp

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Just signed for 4 seasons back in NY! NTC on the first three. Its a great home for me and I’m more than happy to be a depth guy here

1. After a relatively good start to the season we've been in a bit of a skid, what do you think we need to change to get out footing back? - WALTER needs more ice because he’s the goat 2. What's one area of your game you think you need to improve? - my scoring abilities 3. With 19 games under our belts, S68 2nd overall pick Lance Flowers has shown his ability to hang with the pros. How does it feel playing with one of the most prolific picks of the S68 draft? - it makes me all sticky and sweaty 4. Who do you think has been our season MVP so far? - walter 5. The D.C. Dragons and the Prague Phantoms have been scraping the bottom of the bowl all season, do you think they will break out of the bottom 2 spots by the end of the "year"? - no because they smell bad 6. The program recently tacked on a new AGM to upper management, is there anything the players want to see from him? - i want to see his nudes

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1. With the playoffs coming to a close, are you excited about the draft and the new players we will get? - yes. new players = good because we suck. 2. Do you think Boris is really a forest? - no. he's clearly a human. 3. How did you come up with your players name? - walter. 4. Do you have any real life friends or family that are in this sim? - i do not. 5. Can you go a full day without internet service? - probably not tbh. 6. What was the last board game you played? - monopoly.

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still updating a lil

les gooooo new york

1. What personal goals do you have this season? top 5 in rookie scoring, currently i am #4 2. Do you think the team is headed in the right direction? yes, we have a good young squad that will continue to grow and develop together 3. What part of your game do you think you can improve on? my defensive side, im scoring a lot but i have to be more responsible 4. What do you eat before each game, or after each game? i eat madonald hanburger before and after every game 5. Who is the strangest player on the team? esso's player 6. What is your favorite NHL team? bruins

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F: Madonald Hanburger F: Fun Fact D) Im Stuff

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Playoff MVP

1) With the finals set, and Ottawa as our opponent; was Ottawa the opponent you expected to match up against? yes, they were the team we battled with for #1 all season and it is no surprise to see them again in the finals. 2) How many games are you predicting the series to go? 5 games, im a genius. 3) Who is your current Reapers MVP? FAT WALTER BABY LEADING THE YOFFS IN POINTS 4) Win or lose, what is your argument for Blade as possibly being GM of the year? she created the best VHLM team of all time, she deserves it 100% 5) It has been an incredible season in Philly; what is your favourite moment from the season? winning the cup after our really rough first season. its really rewarding to win it after being there for the worst of it. 6) What are your expectations for season 67 whether entering the draft, returning to the Reapers, or moving on to your VHL club? im moving up to New York and I have low expectations, I have low tpe so I will not be very good.

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Walter Clements, Center Points - 8 +/- - 7.1 + 3 Total: 18

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Lets go!!

7. Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? (what did you say? and who was it?) yes, i was sending a message to my mom saying that i pooped my pants and needed new underwear, but i accidentally sent it to barack obama. luckily obama is the homie and he got me some undies. 8. What is one thing you refuse to share? my locker, i need all that space for food 9. If you could make a rule for the Reapers and everyone had to follow it, what would it be? walter gets ALL the leftovers 10.What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone 11. Using only images Pick a teammate and describe how you feel about them (Tag the teammate lol) i dont know how to put images but just pretend there is a big sexy man with huge muscles and a sharp jawline. that is how I picture @FrostBeard 12.What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable? mac and cheese, a condom, and ragu