Girts

thanks!

Congratulations to the Moscow Menace, Cologne Express, and Saskatoon Wild for being S94 Champions!
 
Come get the TPE y'all! Thank you to everyone who filled out a form this season.
 

 
 
Look under "Total TPE" on the 1st spreadsheet
 
 

 
 
 
 

The core will never be broken apart especially as early as next season. They'll have to fire me first. Drag me out kicking and screaming. 

I can confirm the GM is a jerk. Soju is definitely riding the pine. 

Nice to add two great players in @Thunder and @Gaikoku-hito. Also nice to add a water boy and bench warmer in Soju. 

I'm not surprised to hear this, Bollos has a certain air about him and the only "air" about Ninefingers is the fart he just blew. 

I'm not surprised to hear this, Bollos has a certain air about him and the only "air" about Ninefingers is the fart he just blew. 

Next season's best team in the league the Vancouver Wolves just made three major call ups! They promoted superstar forward Pierre Marc Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito who obliterated the VHLE last season for Bratislava to the tune of 43 goals, 62 assists for 105 points and took a measly 470 shots.. Jesus Christ this guy is good! Can't wait to see "PMB" in Vancouver this coming season as he's my pick for rookie of the year! The second gigantic call up is uber-skilled defenseman Bollos de Trueno @Thunder who dominated the VHLE last season in Bratislava with 22 goals, 57 assists, for 79 points and had nearly 200 blocks! My god this guy can do it all and is going to immediately have a major impact on the Wolves blue line this season! There's also rumors that Rip Wheeler's wife has the hots for him, but we can't confirm or deny those at this time. The third call up is a player who's so good he only needs one name, Soju @Frank the elite netminder who posted fantastic numbers for Cologne last season in the VHLE with 41 Wins in 64 appearances, a 2.40 GAA and an impressive .926 SV% along with 4 shutouts! He followed that up with a ridiculous playoff performance posting a miniscule 1.63 GAA and an eye-popping .945 SV% including 3 shutouts and 8 wins in 12 games as he led his team to the championship in game 7 against the aforementioned Bratislava. Vancouver is absolutely loaded with young talent and this trio is going to be a major boost to the young core already in place. Can't wait to see all these S95 rookies in action! 

Actually its @Scurvy’s wife who has the hots for Thunder.  In fact scurvy’s daughter calls him daddy.  Just sayin

Next season's best team in the league the Vancouver Wolves just made three major call ups! They promoted superstar forward Pierre Marc Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito who obliterated the VHLE last season for Bratislava to the tune of 43 goals, 62 assists for 105 points and took a measly 470 shots.. Jesus Christ this guy is good! Can't wait to see "PMB" in Vancouver this coming season as he's my pick for rookie of the year! The second gigantic call up is uber-skilled defenseman Bollos de Trueno @Thunder who dominated the VHLE last season in Bratislava with 22 goals, 57 assists, for 79 points and had nearly 200 blocks! My god this guy can do it all and is going to immediately have a major impact on the Wolves blue line this season! There's also rumors that Rip Wheeler's wife has the hots for him, but we can't confirm or deny those at this time. The third call up is a player who's so good he only needs one name, Soju @Frank the elite netminder who posted fantastic numbers for Cologne last season in the VHLE with 41 Wins in 64 appearances, a 2.40 GAA and an impressive .926 SV% along with 4 shutouts! He followed that up with a ridiculous playoff performance posting a miniscule 1.63 GAA and an eye-popping .945 SV% including 3 shutouts and 8 wins in 12 games as he led his team to the championship in game 7 against the aforementioned Bratislava. Vancouver is absolutely loaded with young talent and this trio is going to be a major boost to the young core already in place. Can't wait to see all these S95 rookies in action! 

Season Eighty-Six feels like a long time ago for fans and management of the Vancouver Wolves. After undergoing a rebuild the last couple of season, the Wolves finally made it back to the VHL playoffs this off-season. The team ended up beating the New York Americans in dramatic fashion, competing a reverse sweep in the wild card round, before being man handled by Torontos goalie Joel Castle in the Conference semifinals. Now with a renewed hope again in the off-season, expectations are even higher for the Wolves. The team of brining back the majority of its roster from last season, while adding in some very good rookie forwards that were picked up in a trade last season.
 
This season the team will have a forward core that includes, newly position changes Liv Slater, Logan Ninefingers, Riley Martin, Owen Lazaro, Rip Wheeler, Pierre Mac Bouchard. The team will look for the young core to grow, as last season seen a lot of ups and downs for the forward group. On defense the tram will see a defensive core of Mark Calaway, Guntis Gavilrovs and Bollos de Trueno. The netminders group will see another newcomer helping backstop the team in a backup role with Dalkr Vidarsson back for another year joined by last season first round draft pick Soju. 
 
Will this be the season that Vancouver finally puts it all together with this core, or will it be another disappointing season that might see the core be no more? 

@traphag

1. Inside in the AC all the time for the entire summer, because it feels like a hot fart outside all the time. 
 
2. Coldest beer at the bottom of the cooler, doesn't matter what kind. 
 
3. Beach because I can go pee in the ocean and nobody will know. 
 
4. I would like my town to hold a bikini car wash, thank you. 
 
5. No idea but congrats to whoever won, we're proud of you!
 
6. Toronto because only the best team could have beaten us!
 
7. 2007 was the year I dated this woman with real big melons, biggest I ever had, but it didn't last past 2008. That said I can still picture those beauties 17 years later. 

Can you describe them a little better?  I’m trying to visualize them.

1. Inside in the AC all the time for the entire summer, because it feels like a hot fart outside all the time. 
 
2. Coldest beer at the bottom of the cooler, doesn't matter what kind. 
 
3. Beach because I can go pee in the ocean and nobody will know. 
 
4. I would like my town to hold a bikini car wash, thank you. 
 
5. No idea but congrats to whoever won, we're proud of you!
 
6. Toronto because only the best team could have beaten us!
 
7. 2007 was the year I dated this woman with real big melons, biggest I ever had, but it didn't last past 2008. That said I can still picture those beauties 17 years later. 

1. Inside in the AC all the time for the entire summer, because it feels like a hot fart outside all the time. 
 
2. Coldest beer at the bottom of the cooler, doesn't matter what kind. 
 
3. Beach because I can go pee in the ocean and nobody will know. 
 
4. I would like my town to hold a bikini car wash, thank you. 
 
5. No idea but congrats to whoever won, we're proud of you!
 
6. Toronto because only the best team could have beaten us!
 
7. 2007 was the year I dated this woman with real big melons, biggest I ever had, but it didn't last past 2008. That said I can still picture those beauties 17 years later.