BluObieZ

1. Partying 2. Pretty easy, they have no chance 3. Play Orion all you can. He is the teams horse shoe 4. Don't really know. I'm pretty ignorant 5. Sure why not? 6. Calgary. I want to destroy them

1

Stop me if you heard any of this before. The Helsinki Titans are going to the finals. Stop? Well that was fast… Damn it! Whatever will I write about then? Well guess what? I will continue talking about the Helsinki Titans. This will be the Titans third finals in a row. That’s Patriots and Warriors level right there. Sure those team win championships and Helsinki is still waiting to win. Well guess fucking what, I hate to break it to you but the Titans will be the champions this season. It’s just written in stone. Now this is where this is going to take a left turn. Or uh a right? I don’t know. Why? Because it’s very hard to write an article on something that I do not know about. I probably looked at maybe four game threads this whole season. I do not know the stats or anything. So I am literally taking guesses here. All I know is that we are off to the cup. So it’s time for wild shots in the dark because well, that’s what I do. Hell other than my own player I have no idea who else is on the team. But bear with me here. You would think that the team that has failed to win the cup in the last two attempts would be a bit afraid that it would happen again this season, but if you asked players on the team they seem pretty relaxed and excited for the chance to finally win it. Orion Slade the rookie sensation is looking for his first cup in his career. Orion is on a great streak of his own. He won two cups in the VHLM and with a cup this season it would be three cups in three seasons. Which is the opposite of the Helsinki curse that is going on right now. Orion might just be the thing that the Titans need right now. Sure he isn’t their best player, but he is just one lucky mother fucker. He just keeps winning. Something that this team needs right now. They must move past the last two years of failure and disappointment and they must win the cup. If they fail to win this time around they may go down as one of the best teams to never win the cup. It would be quite sad if they fail, but Orion is pretty confident about their chances. “Look, stop with these stupid questions. I had enough about hearing how this team failed year after year. Have I failed? Or have I lived up to my promise? I think I lived up to my career promise. So till I fail. Which I won’t. All of you idiots can shut the fuck up. I don’t want to hear about any of this. So you might as well start the questions about how it feels to be a VHL champion, because I refuse to answer any questions about any of this” The finals will be exciting. I think. Helsinki should take it in five games because they are that fucking good. If you disagree, then you are an idiot. Helsinki will own you and the series. Enjoy!

With this season almost done the question soon will become, where will Orion Slade take his talents next season? Does he even know who is the favorite next season? Does he even care to look into it? So many questions and Orion probably does not have the answer…yet? Does he care to look into it? Probably fucking not. Orion is pretty ignorant, much like his agent Robbie Zimmers. So to expect him to look into teams for next season is expecting too much of him. It’s like expecting Donald Trump to do anything Presidential or anything that would make the country great. Orion says “Trust me when I say this, I will be playing for the cup favorites next season. Count on it. Write it the fuck down because it will happen. Sure maybe the team that everyone expects to win next season might not sign me, but another favorite will come by and be like make us better by signing with us and we will get you your second cup” How does Orion even expect to do all this and know that the team that he is signing with is actually not fucking horrible? Well he claims he has a way of making sure that the team he signs with truly is as good as they say they are, and no it’s not looking into who the team has. Orion doesn’t care what people say, he doesn’t care if people say that teams just will refuse to sign him. To that he says “Cool, let them not sign me. It just makes my end goal come that much closer to coming true. If I have to sit a season because no one wants to sign me then I will still still have 3 cups in 3 seasons played. To stop my this train you must fool me and make me sign with you. But you can’t do that, because I am smarter than you. I went to the fuck around school of Robbie Zimmers. I know what I need to do and how I will do it. Enjoy” There is no way of telling where he will sign. We only know that he will not sign in Calgary because that team is a failure with a piece of shit GM that has no idea what he is doing. He will most likely not sign with the new expansion teams, because they most likely will not be good enough next season to compete for a cup. So that leaves a short list of Seattle, New York, Riga, Davos… Can’t remember the rest but those four teams are pretty high up on the list of teams Orion would love to play for. Are any of those teams going to be good next season? He has no idea right now. Nor does he care. He will figure it all out in the coming weeks and will pick his new team once free agency starts. But one thing that is sure, his free agency will bring the league back to the free agency fuckeries of the past.

Orion Slade woke up in a jail cell but was not arrested. No this is not a riddle with an odd answer. It truly is the headline in Helsinki. Orion Slade the supposed human with super human powers somehow woke up in a jail cell much to the police’s surprise. They let him go because they couldn’t really charge him with “breaking into a jail cell” this was after a night of partying. Reports around the city had Orion going bar hopping with what is described as a gaggle of hookers. He fucked none of them but he likes to go out to bars with them because no other hockey star can say that his entourage is hookers and drug dealers. This is just one more thing in the long list of crazy things Orion has done in his short time in Helsinki. In his short time in Helsinki Orion has celebrated Christmas in May by making cocaine rain downtown, robbed a bank (has not been proven), had super human battle with aliens (also not proven) so him waking up in jail cell is actually pretty tame for the guy. What will he do next? How will he celebrate his first cup in the VHL? We will just have to wait and see.

Orion Slade has refused to show up to any practice leading up to and any during the finals. The rookie forward is stepping up his confidence about the finals and how he promises the Titans will be the champions so why would he practice “Excuse me but I’m gonna take a page out of Allen Iverson’s book… kinda. We talking about practice. Not the cup. Not the cup we are about to play for. Not the cup we grew up dreaming about winning. But we talking about practice. Now if you asked about me missing practice during the season, sure then you can make a fucking stink about it. Ill still be an ass about it, but you would have more of an argument. But the sad fucking fact here is that we talking about practice man. You guys think that it’s something so wrong that I refuse to show up. Well come on. Why would I practice? We got this. We don’t need practice. All we need to practice is drinking a shit ton of alcohol in celebration. Hell… I don’t even fucking know who we are playing. I guess it will be a shock to me when I get on the ice. I really don’t care about them. Fuck em”

Ladies and germs it's time! for what? well Orion has a goal of getting a cup in every season that he plays in. Helsinki is the favorites by far heading into the playoffs and Orion looks to be well on his way to be 1 for 1 in his goal. It will be very interesting to see how many cups Orion finishes his career with but for now people should take this in for the entertainment value. Orion will for sure about every win, goal this upcoming playoffs and players on other teams will for sure be looking to knock that smirk off his face like the annoying fuck that he is, but if you ask Orion if he is worried about the extra coverage he says "Look, I know that other teams hate me. Sure I am not the best on the team, but I will for sure rub it in your face every time I score, every time that I am on the ice you will want to shut me up, But I won't so Invite you to come and try to stop me. Try to injure me, try to stop me from being a pest, try and stop me from winning the cup. You will fail at it all. "

1

1) The Titans clinched the Victory Cup with a good number of games to spare. What does that say about this year's roster? Um... We're amazing? 2) How many Titans will end up leading in their respective categories by the end of the season (goals, assists, points)? All of them 3) Do you treat these last few games any differently than the ones that mattered? Lol no, I think we take it easy. Play with our opponent like a dog with a chew toy 4) What's the #1 thing Helsinki needs to fix in practice, going into playoffs? How much blow we do. Needs to be doubled. 5) Which would look the best for a crowd of Finland fans- whiteout, blackout, or all-blue? White. We could could call it Montana Mountain. 6) Home ice is usually an advantage come playoff time. Does it help to play in front of a crowd that's cheering you on? Fuck yeah. Why wouldn't it?

Claiming a 2nd time

Please change these

Short Bus happened. I literally gathered all the most hated people around the league on the same team. It was epic. The part that didn't happen was the Idaho Potatoes

As insane as it sounds but the Idaho Potatoes were almost going to be a thing. If you do not know what I am talking about read my just posted MS “Whoops Did I do that” Or just continue to read this. Back when I was the NY GM my end game plan was to move (or try to) the team yet again to a small shithole town in Idaho and call them the Potatoes. Then I would have had a fire sale of all players “setting them free” and then quit as the GM. The team would have gone onto becoming the joke of the league. I would have had many seasons of laughter out of it. Why didn’t I end up doing it? Well partly because I built up so much ill will with every GM in the league that no one wanted to trade with me even if I was looking to get slaughtered in trades. I was looking to fall on my sword just so I could get one last laugh. But looking back I am happy that I didn’t do this because NY has become the premiere team in the VHL and don’t you fucking doubt it.

The continuation of the Robbie Retirement chugs along like a well oiled machine. Like your mom on her knees when she made you… I mean on her back… NO! doggy style getting plowed by your daddy like the slut she is. Yep that sounds better. Anyways this week is something I call Whoops Did I do that? If you do not know what that Is from then you are an idiot or just young. This is going to be addressing rumors about me that popped up through the years and I will come clean if I did it, said it and or helped in it. Robbie=Anderson or Anderson=Robbie Truth: Robbie is Robbie and not the asianic fuck that is Anderson No people I am not Anderson. I did not create hundreds of accounts/players just to dick around. I was never that into the league to put that much time into so I can do all that. Sure I like to fuck around but that’s like next level shit. Offered to be people’s agent just to fuck teams Truth: Partly true but I didn’t offer One day many moons ago someone (I won’t say who) messaged me to see if I would be his players “agent” because he liked how I fucked around and hunted for money. I said I would do it just for the fuck around factor. I had no intention to negotiate in good faith. I was going to fuck certain teams and just have fun with it. I posted on the site offering my services after this one guy gave me the idea. I think I had maybe three, four clients. It came down crumbling when teams refused to negotiate with me and with directly to the player. My planned fuck around was foiled. Short Bus was not the real end goal in NY Truth: Partly true While me building a team of the unwanted players was always the goal and I achieved it, the overall plan was to actually move the team (or attempt) to move it to bum fuck nowhere Idaho or whatever, trade my players and quit as GM. As on last symbolic fuck you. Like those suicide cults. Kinda glad I didn’t do this. Because the Americans have become the premiere franchise in the league. Not the Hamilton Canucks or the Idaho Potatoes (was gonna be the teams name) VHL Armageddon Pact Truth: Yes it happened, Hell I started it. Most of you must be like WTF because I don’t think this was a well known thing. Hell not even sure if the rumors got out. But I do know at least two three ex blue crew that messaged me to stand down. Basically what happened was I gathered a bunch of people that agreed to start a massive thread. An argument thread in a massive attempt to get all banned. We had lots of people who agreed to do this. Pretty much it would have nuked the VHL because by banning all these people the league was killing itself. Why didn’t it happen? I think it was around the time just before my 3rd disappearance. I just lost interest in coming on and I left for like a year. Right when we were planning a day when it would happen. When I returned the members that agreed to do it, either left the site or fell in love with it again. So the creator of the idea was also the killer of the idea. Sorry boys, was looking forward to it but then I got bored. Other quik rumors My attempt to buy the league was my attempt to gain power. Partly true. I wanted “ownership” so I can threaten to shut the site down then have people beg me not to shut it down. In the end I would have shut it down. Agreed to take over for another GM. Yes this is true I agreed to GM yet again and it looked like it was going to happen till the league stepped in and said they didn’t want to have short bus 2.0 happen. Plans for 2nd GM reign was to destroy all. Yep. I was going to show everyone that I was a great GM and wanted to basically build what now would be known as the “Patriots” of the VHL. Sadly I was not allowed to take over and many seasons/years later I got my chance to do it in Vegas. I destroyed the league and people didn’t like it. 2nd year Vegas plan was to shatter previous years records. Yep. Once again. While teams conspired to trade all their players to one team in effort to stop me in my record breaking season (A fact I found cute and was well aware of due to my moles in the league) I had deeper plans for my 2nd, 3rd and 4th season as GM. Where I had talks with GM’s where they would trade me their good players for high picks. They got high picks and I got players that would have helped me dominate. Simple as that. But I was fired because I was an asshole. Didn’t want to play my backup goalie and some other idiot because they sucked. Cry me rivers boys. I once felt bad for a member on the site. Partly true? I don’t know. I forget who it was but they posted some sob story of shit that they were going through and I thought to myself. Imma go in there and disturb shit. I went in read the og post and was like… damn if I do this… I will get perma banned. So I didn’t do it. See, I have morals. Well… partial morals because I didn’t want to get perma banned. I didn’t stop myself because the niceness of my heart. There is not nice in Robbie, only evil. I’m actually a nice guy. Nope not true. Hope you enjoyed this. Post anymore you want me to confirm or deny.