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Eichel proved today that he is better then the wonderkid. That goal today was just crazy. McDavid is good, don't get me wrong but Eichel will be the true superstar. McDavid as long as he is in Edmonton will not live up to the hype. That city kills players. They are so used to sucking and for them to say hey ok lets not suck now, it will take time to get rid of that mentality. I makes me laugh that they even thought for a second to give McDavid the C this year. They are going with no captain because they know next year he will be captain. Which puts even more pressure on him.

So there are a ton of new members that do not know me and then a bunch of others that do but just ignore me. It doesn't bother at all, that is not the reason why I am back here writing these articles. You ain't that fucking important bud. But I think I should give you guys a refresher course on me or to the people that don't know me it would be a “Hi nice to meet you, I'm Robbie” but the hi part is not me. I am not overly nice to people, because why would I be? This is online a forum for my rambling and musings, nothing more and nothing less. But yet here I am about to write a long article because well... I can bang these off in twenty minutes and move on with my day. So here we go. REMEMBER THIS? About two maybe just maybe three years ago the league was struggling to stay on the internet. By this I mean they had pay monthly or yearly to have the forum up. The people that ran the league and actually still run it didn't want to keep fronting the money to keep it on the internet because well... it was either they were cheap fucks or it was because they didn't want to waste their hard earned money to pay for the forum. So they came up with the whole “donations” idea. An idea I found comical because this made them no better then people begging for money on the street. Not that people begging on the street is funny. Actually... the people on the street actually really need the money because they need to survive. But to my surprise people actually donated to the league and the league survived. But that is not the purpose of this article, this is not a attack article. Hell it's far from one. If the people that run this league also donate to the league, then I in theory do apologize... yes a first for me. I just wanted to setup my article up so I can tell you a story. A story about when I offered to buy a VHL team and then later on the whole league. So back when they started taking donations I was dicking around having fun just being a dick. I needed my next “stupid” thing to spend my money on. I am very fortunate to have deep pockets, and I am not afraid to point that out. But you now reading this, your eyes must be bugging out of your head when you read that I offered to buy a VHL team and then the whole league. You must be thinking who is the right mind would even do such a thing. Let me tell you. I offered I think it was about $1500 for NY or $600-$800 for the shitty Bears franchise. All I wanted in return was to be a “owner” of a team and have the say in who is GM of the team. The 600-1500 would have been more than enough money to pay for the monthly/yearly costs of the forum. I did not care that I would have been spending that much money on essentially nothing. Essentially I would be buying nothing and I would be wasting my money. Did that bother me? fuck no. But the people that ran the league turned down the idea. I remember one time that they needed to pay to keep the site up and they said they did not want to keep paying it when they already put so much time into running the league. To be honest they do put a ton of time into the league. They had a point to a degree. But my point here was that I offered as much as $1500 for the Americans which would have solved the financial issues at the time. But the league stood up to me and said no. Which I actually respect the people running the league for. Next came my offer to buy the whole league. Yes I offered to buy the league, for a figure right around 10k (maybe more). All I asked in return was control of the league, but the people running the league still got to run the league. The 10k they would have would have been for paying operation costs and they could have even took on salaries with that money (I would have had to approve their salaries). I wanted control of the league because I wanted to change the league. I had big plans for the league. I would have came up with a plan where players salaries would actually be real money. NO! You would not be making millions. Your players “salary” would be “diluted” and equal a certain amount in real money. I would have gotten rid of point tasks and replaced them with other ways of earning point to make your player better. I cannot go into detail about any of this since I may or may not be funding a new Fantasy Hockey League App and lots of the things I wanted to do here I will probably do there. The league would have made money with my plan, if it makes money the players and people in it also make money. But the people who ran/still run the league turned it down. Eventually I would have sold franchises for fair market price, expanded the league as player demand grew. I had ideas on how the league it's self would make money so it would generate money that paid the players, people that ran the league, people working for the magazine and it would still have lots of money left over. I would have not offered to buy the league if I did not do the research beforehand. It was very a viable plan. My offered died there and I spent the money elsewhere. I wrote this not to gloat and be like hey look at how much money I have. It was more as a “remember this?" I think both offers made sense for the league, but they stuck to their guns and said no. I respect them for that because they are still around. With a lot less money then they could have, but they are still around none the less. They still have their pride, knowing that they turned down a ridiculous cash offer for this league even though at times it looked like the league may end. I wouldn't be here writing all these articles if I hated this place. I do enjoy being the black sheep, the asshole. It's fun, and that is why I am back. I am not here to gloat about what I did in the past, that is not what this comeback is about, it's not what this article is about. This comeback is about writing a new chapter in my book of "being an asshole" and this article truly was just for "remember this" because even thinking back I am still shocked that I offered that much, even though the plan I had for the league would have made that money back and then some.

McDavid the wonderkid has looked average at best. But all Canadian Media says he has looked amazing. I watched his 1st game and he was hardly recognizable for the first 2 periods. He would have gotten lost to everyone if the announcers didn't get a hard on each time he hit the ice. The 3rd period for him was better. Eichel looked way better then McDavid in his first game, a fact Canadian anylist will not admit. I am not sayng he looked better because he got a goal and wonderkid did not. I PVR'ed Eichels game and if you watched the games side by side which I can do. You can easily tell Eichel had a better game. Game 2 yet again Eichel looked better. In both their 2nd games neither got points. But Eichel looked better and more explosive. I am not saying McDavid sucks, but this is Crosby all over again. They will ram him down your throat and say he is the best of the best in the rookie class. But Eichel and Barkov have look far better then him. I hate Crosby with a passion, he is overrated beyond belief. Toews, Tavarse, Stamkos, Ovechkin are all better then him. But yet people say he is the best. If he was where are all his MVP's? all his other trophies. The Pens had amazing teams that the likes of Toews, Tavares, Stamkos and Ovechkin would dream of and would have won cup after cup with. But before this turns into a Crosby trashing post I will stop there. I do not hate McDavid. He will be up there with those guys very soon. But his first 2 games were average at best, people need to stop saying otherwise. Having said all that. How in the fuck does Edmonton still suck ass? 4 first overall picks in the lineup an they manage to score 2 goals in 2 games and lose both games. McDavid is good, hell he is amazing, he sure can score I know that. It will come forsure, but where are the amazing passes that he is also known for. He was skating with Hall his first game and nothing. I am not even talking about goals and points. I am talking about chemistry, I am talking about the amazing passing plays that Hall and him should be able to do and nothing. If Edmonton finishes near the bottom the league should exempt them from the draft lottery. But they won't, they handed McDavid to Edmonton because they history (Greztky) and plus the franchise needed him bad. Just like they handed crybaby crosby to Pitsburgh since if they did not get him they would have lost the franchise.

How bout that Landeskog-Mackinnon-Tanguay line? Landy and Mackinnon are just playing lights out. The team in general had a brain fart in the 3rd vs the Wild but before the 3rd they purely dominated. This is not even mentioning how great the 4th line of McLeod-Mitchell-Skille has been playing. But the 3rd line is blah at best, bench Rendulic. Play Grigorenko on 1st line LW and move Comeau down to the 3rd line. Duchene looks out of place with Comeau on his line. He should never be on a top line... This is not mentioning Holden and Guenin need to fuck right off. Gormley impressed all pre-season and i'd rather have Stuart over those two bums

Sir William Covington III really does not want to be in Bratislava. Like seriously it is getting ridiculous about how much he does not want to be in this city. But now he has taken it to a whole new level. He won't step foot in the "shit-hole" until two hours before games. He does not show up to team practices in hope he will get benched but nothing will force the teams hand. William has 7 points in 7 games in Bratislava, which is mind boggling since he never ever played a pro game of hockey in his life. He never played a game other then in a game where he got paid upwards of one million dollars to play for a publicity stunt. Ever since picking him and Hamiliton off waviers they have won games they had no hope of winning just seven games ago. But this success in this so called "shit-hole" has not un-soured his taste buds towards the team, city and management. Heading into his first game no one knew what to expect, but now after 7 games scouts are calling his shot "unreal for a game who never played hockey, this guy can score" But none of this has done anything to make William enjoy his time in Bratislava. So much so that he flies out after home games and stays in cities like Moscow, Russia a place where he says "I should be and not in that shit-hole Bratislava" also staying in Munich, Budapest and Prague because they are "far superior to Bratislava" and that "Bratislava is not worthy to host a homeless man let alone the rightful king of England. Management needs to grow fucking balls and fucking bench me, hell even release me. I don't want to be here, I will refuse to come back here if they draft me. These guys suck as a team besides some guys like Hammy. The management is ridiculously okay with sucking balls. Well... the GM is okay with it the co-gm is okay I guess..."

Sir William Covington did not want to play in last nights game so much he tried to sabotage his own first ever hockey game. After landing in Bratislava and venting on media, William got a surprise welcome from his team mates who were catching a flight to the Yukon. William claimed he lost is passport which he just used to get into the country. That didn't work, so he said he had a fear of flying which was right away pointed out that he flies every week to party all over the world. Reluctantly William agreed to fly to Yukon, but on a private jet. After stops in New York, Toronto and Chicago William arrived a whole day after his team. Missed practice and pre game festivities. William took his sweet time putting on his hockey equipment, which resulted in him showing up on bench at the 10:55 mark of the first period. The Head Coach told him that no matter how hard he tried he will be playing in the game. He had a shift coming up and he should be ready. After a Bratislava goal at 12:38 it was time for his first shift. After struggling to skate to the faceoff circle William won the faceoff and fell onto the ice. This was his moment where he can screw the team good. So he just lay there, his coach yelling at him to get up but William like a little kid refused to budge. Till players coming down the ice ran right into him. This angered William that the "peasants" would even come near the would be king. He got up and decided to chase the player down. After skating circles around the ice slowly chasing this player the puck landed on his stick s he kind of shoveled it away but it went right into the net. His first ever goal came on a attempt to get the puck away from him so he can attack the player that ran into him. He was stopped dead in his tracks when his team mates mobbed him. The game went to overtime where yet another attempt to screw his team went against him because Alexander Davidson picked up the "pass" and fired it home to give Bratislava the win. William got so mad that during the celebrations he yelled at Davidson. At media scrum William gave the media a gold piece of sound bite "Why the fuck would anyone live here in the Yukon? I mean do people even live here? Why? so you can freeze your nuts off? It's safe to say they have no king. No king would freeze up here. We like warmer climates. I thought Bratislava was a shit hole but this place takes the fucking cake... the ice cream cake"

Against what he said he would do Sir William Covington III arrived in Bratislava today to a surprisingly large turn out. When William got off the plane a large crowd greeted him, which William tried to shrug it off and ignore them. But they were persistant so he stopped and signed things for fans... But not in the traditional way of signing things. Instead of signing his name he signed things with "Get me out of here" "I hate it here" "Fuck you" Fuck Bratislava" "Bench me" and "Release me" with clear hopes that the GM of the team would hear about it and just not want to put up with the shit. if that was not enough William went further by issuing a statement to the Bratislavian media "I hate this shit hole that you call a city. I don't want to be here. I don't want my first ever game to be for this team. If I am forced to play for this so called team I will wear my own jersey. I refuse to dawn the jersey of this shit hole. I don't play for this "team" I play for myself." When the media tried to pry deeper into his hate for his new team they got more then they bargained for. "I want the the GM of this so called joke of a team to bench me for the whole season, that is how much I do not want to play here. I much rather be in the press box then play for this fuck hole." But not everything was all doom and gloom William came to town with a new marketing scheme for the team "Even though I refuse to play for these morons, does not mean I can't help get more fans in the stands. This is why I ask any Bratislavian hookers that want a new pimp. To come to games and turn tricks in the stands. Which will in turn bring more people to games. This will give me entertainment till the end of the season and I can leave this complete shit hole forever. It's that or just release me now and forever hold your peace. I don't really care. Bench me and let me let my hookers turn tricks in the stands or release me. It's that simple"

Oh I can see that it is dead, it's more dead then Elvis

It's great and all you want to fix it. Because for new people coming to the site it must be very disheartening that they come to make a player but get claimed by a team tanking and that effects their stats and moral. I since I've been around take it as a opportunity to show off my players arseholic ways (yes I just made up a word) What is even more funny in this case is cup contending teams have tried to claim me also. One team told me I would be their number 2 centre. But the team that gets me doesn't need me. Hell if they play me or not, they will still finish dead last. I strongly believe that the team that needs me the most should get me. This team does not need me to get better because its clear they are tanking. I know i am not the first player to experience this situation. But I am using my situation as the example. I also heard that the GM that claimed me basically laughed at another GM and said to bad so sad but people should feel bad for him because he has to deal with me. Lol he wouldn't have to if he didn't claim me for no reason at all. Plus ask anyone who was my team mate in the past. They will all say I am great in the locker room. It's widely known don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you... Well unless you are one of five people I despise and know that the world would be a better place without them.

I don't fuck em, I own hookers. But thanks for that, I atleast I can own cheap ones for cheap. But more on this. I know I cannot "show up" or refuse to play. But honestly it makes no sense for a shit tea with no chance of making the playoffs to claim anyone on waviers so late in the season. Not like they can turn it around. Plus I won't be on the team next year. The only thing this accomplishes is screw the teams that want the players because they have a chance at winning it all. Plus the new player that has to play for a shit team while getting shit points.

The morning started like every other morning for Sir William Covington III drunk laying next to models in bed. William never played hockey so he never knew what being on waviers means. Well this morning he got a rude awakening. First it was phone calls from numbers that he never seen before, then a knock on the door which resulted in a piece of paper being slid under the door that read "Pack your bags, your plane leaves for Bratislava in six hours" William did not know why he was going to this place, hell he had no idea where it was. He called his lawyer who told him that he was claimed by the Bratislava Watchmen and he is expected to play in their next game. William was quoted as saying "What? claimed? what the fuck? I don't play hockey! Why would they want me? I don't want to be there, or even near there. Get me the fuck out of this. I refuse to go there. Where ever there is... where the fuck is Bratislava anyway?" Next he called his publicist to see how it would look if he refused to show up to Bratislava. His publicist told him that it would be bad for his public image, but since the team is dead last most people would not blame him. William got even more furious hearing that the team was so bad "I have no clue how to play hockey and they want me? If they want to win, I am not their solution. Fuck these guys I want you to work with my lawyer to get me the fuck out of this" he went onto say "Why claim me when you have zero chance of making the playoffs? teams that have no chance should not be able to claim a player. It's insulting to the player having to play for a shit team... I would assume. Almost like the GM did this just to stick it to me. Fucking asshole!" she asked him what he will do now to which he said that he will not go to Bratislava and he will like to see them make him. This was hours ago, it remains to be seen if William will show up. But if I was the team I wouldn't bet on it

Was supposed to say "but... he does have a history of this shit"

With the NHL coming out basically saying “hey players do coke and we actually don't really care about it” It makes you think what do professional leagues really hide from the media to keep their image in the good not the bad. But what really is bad media? A player hitting someone and getting suspended? No that's good because it's the league laying down the fucking law! For bad media we look no further then the NFL. We have names like OJ Simpson who brutally murdered his ex and her friend but then got away with it... Well before he decided to think he was above the law and he was going to steal shit back while holding a gun. In my book and everyone else that is armed robbery. OJ got 33 years for that but can be out as early as 2017. OJ was a huge star and when this all happened the league was shocked. Well now live in a age where Ricky Williams retires from the NFL because of weed use and goes to the CFL. Players beat their kids and wives and that not mentioning the two biggest stories in the last ten to fifteen years. Micheal Vick ran a dog fighting ring, killed dogs and was convicted. But yet he is still in the league and all is forgiven. Then there is Arron Hernandez who killed a football player for no good reason and may have killed two others. At least he will never be released, because if he was the NFL would forgive him. The truth is that the NFL is filled with people with questionable upbringings still trying to do what they did before they got paid the big bucks to play football. So what is bad media? One would say “That's the NFL” to the things I just brought up. The NHL have had names like Sean Avery who would say outrageous things on camera and do outrageous things on the ice. Avery now not in the league was just arrested for numerous chargers. Then you have Todd Bertuzzi who basically wanted to kill Steve Moore. He rammed his head into the ice to end his career and maybe his life. Todd may say he didn't want to but come on he rammed Steve's head into the ice. What did he think would happen? That it would be a soft hit and Steve would skate away? Come on Todd we aren't as stupid as you... well some of us might be. Raffi Torres gets 41 games for targeting the head of Jakob Silfverberg...but... he does have a history of this shit. So why in the hell is he serving more time then Bertuzzi for breaking Moores neck? All of these might fall under the “bad media” category. The who Bertuzzi saga continued for years because lawsuits. Then there are the many lockouts that casts a shadow on the league. But once again people might say that the league does it to themselves. They have Bettman running the league, a man that is widely hated by players and fans. So what can you really expect? Then we have the VHL. Things happen without most people knowing. The whole “Fives a crowd” incident where I said things that most people were mad about. I actually am shocked that I wasn't “Permabanned” or as some might say “Ban hammered” for those remarks. Ive had players like Robin Banks that was a bank robber. Xavier Martinez who was a Mexican drug cartel leader. Now comes Sir William Covington III who has admitted to selling mass quantities of cocaine and to owning hookers. Those are just some of my players with issues. I am the first to admit that I should have been banned for some of the shit that I have said over the years. Hell even in my last come back where I mocked people about suicide and shit like that. Am I the worst of the worst in the VHL? I don't know and I don't really care. I am only using myself as the example because I know first hand of what I have done... AND IT WAS EPIC! Do I feel bad for all the shit I have done and said over the years? HELL NO! That's not me, to feel bad you show weakness. Maybe that is why these leagues and players don't really openly say sorry. Because they do not want to admit fault and show weakness. There are many other cases that are not related to me. But the question keeps being brought up, why do the leagues allow this type of behaviour? Why keep allowing these thugs and “hoodlums” into the leagues? Well the simple answer is that it creates publicity for the league. Be it good or bad they don't care. Any publicity is good because it keeps talking about the league which makes people pay attention. Maybe we should adapt Mr. Mackey's great saying when it comes to dealing with bad publicity.

If you have (doubt it) read my bio. Which is historically accurate... other then a few minor things that I had to tweak to make my player possible... Do you think he is the rightful King of England under those cercumstances. Do you believe me when I say "I am not here to ruffle feathers" Do you think I will stay long or disapear quickly? Give me a brief summary of what went on in the league while I was gone

Motherfuckers be humble that you I put this request on you. Player: Sir William Covington III Player to be used in sigs: Toews Theme: Think Royalty mixed with money

Sir William Covington III remains unclaimed in the VHLM Waivers but he does not let that get to him since he knows “The measly little peasants will see who I am and they will pick me up, I maybe doing this for the media attention but I must have some value” This is the first time William has spoken out about his so called “hockey career”, most people were shocked inside the media room that he has at the Bellagio Hotel and Casino where he resides were shocked to hear the word “hockey” come out of his mouth and followed by “career” William told the media “Why should the peasants of the world get to play this game and not someone like me? I am royalty, I am the King of England and they are just little people on this planet that no one really cares about outside of this game. I intend to show them that once I am on that ice surface people will forget about them because I am there. Everyone loves royalty, not everyone loves hockey” William went onto say “I may not know the fundamentals of this so called “sport” I may not know how to put that rubber saucer thing in a net but I do know how to be a Royal. These people will never know how that is. I on the other hand can easily pick up this so called sport. These people cannot pickup being a Royal or a King. They are beneath me on every level” It remains to be seen if a VHLM team will take the chance on his and claim him on waivers, actually he laughed about the possibility of not being picked up “I actually challenge every VHLM team to ignore me on waivers. If this does happen, I will refuse to play for any team that drafts me in the VHLM draft. So once I enter the VHL the following year, I will be a true rookie. Don't try me people, I am not bluffing. Kings never bluff, we stick to our word. It's about honour and respect, two things you peasants will never know about”

I am about to unravel a tale so thick that birthing pussy could not spit it out. A little vulgar? Really? Do you not know who the hell I am? FUCK YOU! But moving on before this becomes a rant and not a player bio or whatever. I will start this the only way a story like this should really start. It is historically accurate, you can double check the facts. Up to the creation on my player. He is the only “historically” inaccurate thing in this whole fucking bio. So sit back and enjoy this story. The story begins not with the birth of Sir William Covington III but with the birth of his Great Grandfather Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David or what he will be known throughout history King Edward VIII. Edward was born June 23rd 1894 to his father and at the time next in line to be King of England George Frederick Ernest Albert and mother Mary of Teck. This made Edward second in line to the throne of England. A year later out popped Albert Frederick Arthur George who will go onto being King George VI. In their early years Edward and George always competed to show off to their father, to prove that they are better than the other. Edward was second in line but he didn't really behave like the soon to be king. He shunned people, was really impatient, looked down at the poor and took pleasure in seeing people in pain. George felt that he should be second in line seeing that Edward really didn't care about the monarchy. But their father pointed out that the line of succession must stay true, and upon his death if Edward took the throne then George must accept it. Edward VII the then king saw that young Edward was different and told his son King George V that he agree that the young George should be able to jump over Edward in the line of succession. King Edward VII died May 6th 1910 making Edwards father the next King of England. King George V once taking the throne named Young Edward who was sixteen at the time Prince of Wales. Edward continued his odd ways publicly questioning decisions by high ranking officials. By the time World War 1 broke out King George V had enough with his rebellious son telling that he must go fight for his country. It's a long standing honour in the royal family that they go to battle with their men. Edward reluctantly agreed and joined the army. He toured around the battlefront more as a publicity stunt to show the troops that a royal was there. While his brother George served in the royal navy and royal air force. Upon their return from their duty in World War 1, Edward took a more relaxed look on life and tried to stay out of the spotlight. In hopes that his father would not change the line of succession. On their fathers death bed, King George V told his sons that Edward will be the new king of England. This angered young George because he was the more liked Prince. But he respected his fathers decision. Edward VIII became King on January 20th 1936. The things he has been trying to hide from the public now were on full display. He openly impatience with court protocol, looked down at “peasants” who were anyone below him. After almost a year Edward became “bored” with being king. He was single and the public demanded that he find a wife. Edward found on, but one that the country and the monarchy did not agree with. Wallis Simpson an American who had one divorce and was finalizing another was Edwards choice for his bride. The monarchy and his religion did not agree with divorce and frowned upon it. Edward had a decision to make, stay king and not marry Wallis or take her as a bride and give up the throne. Edward defied the monarchy and married Wallis. His younger brother became King George VI, creating the current royal family. But this is where our story really begins. Edward now the Duke of Windsor settled down and tried to enjoy life. He and Wallis tried to have children but to no avail. Some say that he knew that he and Wallis would not be able to have children so his jeans would not be passed on. He wanted to make sure his brother never got the throne but since he could not prevent that he stepped down as King. Little did Edward know, during his search for a wife he impregnated a young woman named Katherine Rose Covington. She was the daughter of a wealthy family that told her to keep the pregnancy a secret since the country did not need bad press like that. Katherine gave birth to Wes Edward George Covington in fall of 1936 before Edward got married to Wallis and before he stepped down as King. Wes' birth would have been the thing that Edward wanted to stay king. Wes would go on through life not knowing who was his real father was. In 1966 Wes had a son Edward Emmerson Covington. Kathernine died seven days later but before she did, she told Wes who his true father was and that he should seek him out. Wes reached out to Edward numerous times but never heard back from him till the day before Edwards death in 1972. Edward had a letter sent to Wes telling him that things were in motion to take the monarchy back but he needed to keep it a secret. Wes kept it a secret for many years hoping that he or his son Edward would become king soon. In 1995 Edward and his wife Catiline had a son William while on vacation in Las Vegas, Nevada USA. Wes took a liking to his grandson, and through the first ten years was secretly “molding” him to maybe one day becoming king. In 2005 Wes died in a car crash while driving erratically and drunk. Edward his son believes that the current royal family had him killed in hopes to keep him quite and killing the plot to overthrow them. Young William was upset by this and swore to his father that he will make the current royal family pay for filling Wes. William for the next few years went out of his way to make the lives of the princes a living hell in their personal lives. They were ten years older then him but he did not care. He wanted the princes to know that they were living a lie and that lie will soon come out and they will no longer be royalty. William started to speak out against the royal family but never speaking about how he and his family should be the royal family. William spoke out saying “royal family mandatory military service is a crock of shit. Screw the armed forces, we are England the other countries in the world should fucking bow to us and if we ever get attacked we know they would come save us” William formed strong opinions belittling war vets, poor people and anyone that he did not see as “on par” with him. In 2012 William now 17 moved to Las Vegas the city that he was born in and in a cocky move changed his name to Sir William Covington III even though “Sir” is something the ruling monarch can hand out and he was the first not the third. But he thought it sounded better. He then proceeded to call himself “The Prince of Las Vegas” he would go around in a bullet proof car and making appearances on the Vegas strip. People bought into the idea that William had royal blood and the wild atmosphere in Las Vegas was the perfect place for a person like him. In reality Las Vegas partly ruined him. William got involved in what would be considered “none king” like things. Running a drug trafficking ring (not proven) owning a brothel and many other “unsavoury” things. Then came the day that William was at the MGM Grand with his Entourage of friends. When the manager walked up to him and asked if he would do a publicity stunt for them. After agreeing to a large payment, William went to the arena where he was asked to play in a hockey game. William didn't even know what was hockey let alone how to play it. William was not good at all in the game but after the game, he made it his goal to “master” the game because he did not like people laughing at him and also he did not like being “horrible” at anything. So for the last year he trained with NHL players, paying them insane amounts of money just to learn from the best. William decided if he wanted to become King one day he needed to “clean” up his image a bit. Not by actually stopping the illegal things he was involved in. But going into “battle” with a team. He wanted to get his name and story out there by being famous. So there you have it, Sir William Covington III is coming to the VHL on less then one years experience in the game of Hockey.

Name: Sir William Covington III Position: Centre Age: 20 Height: 6'3 Weight: 222lbs Handness: Right Hometown: Las Vegas, NV Sir William Covington III is a rookie in all senses of the word “Rookie” He played his first game of hockey as a “publicity stunt” for the MGM Grand Casino. Then trained with some of the NHL's best recent and past players. William does not have any “in game” experience unless you considered the game at the MGM an actual game. William sure knows how to build up hype around anything that he does so if his VHL career will be anything it will be a “publicity stunt”. For a man that claims to be the rightful king of England it will be very hard for him to top that headline with a hockey career of all things. PROS What can you say about a man that is doing this as a joke? To pass time before taking the throne? Doe he have any pros? I will attempt to come up with some in hopes to make him look slightly good. But I fear that is fighting a uphill battle. Large Frame: Dude is 6'3, 222 pounds to say that he is a monster is an understatement. If and when this monster figures out how to us his big frame to his advantage he can be a deadly threat. If William wants to be a true King he will probably have to develop into a two way centre, because he will have to lead by example, go into the corners and fight for the puck. Leadership: If anything this guy is one good leader, he maybe an asshole in all meanings of the phrase but he sure knows how to lead. He has a large entourage that would follow him into battle anywhere. Wither it be at a club, war or anything. They are willing to die for the “soon to be” King. To get people to be willing to lay their lives down for him, he has to have some leadership skills. Strength: Dude is jacked, he is big and strong. He works out everyday for four hours, he is proud that he has six percent body fat. In games after figures out the fundamentals of hockey in general he will be hard to knock over, out of position, because even if you run into him he will knock you over and look down at you and call you a unworthy peasant. Also William sure loves to fight in public, when he and his entourage go to a bar people get sent to the hospital. Which can help on the ice, when his team needs a boost William can give it to them with his fists. Willing to learn: It may not be a huge “pro” but William is willing to learn the game of hockey. He may lack any experience, but he paid lots of money to get trained by current and past stars. All of whom have said that William may not be anything right now, but if he keeps at it and training like he is right now he can be a “pretty good” player. CONS Lack of any experience: Dude has played in one game of hockey in whole life. It wasn't even a competitive game. It was a “publicity stunt”. There is no word about how many times he fell on his ass but if I had to guess it had to have been a few times. How can William think he can play professional hockey with no hockey experience? How can he expect any team to think he is worthy of using a pick on him? Too much distraction: Dude calls himself the rightful King of England. He makes it known everywhere he goes. Which means on the ice and at the rink this will follow him everywhere. Which at times can be a good thing, but mostly is a bad thing because it will take away from the team. It maybe good when the team is sucking, but when the team wants to be noticed for something they will always be overshadowed by “The King” and his sideshow Self management: With offers from top agents in the business one would think that he would pick one that can spin his BS and make him look good to get the big bucks from teams. But no William has announced that he will not have an agent because “no one deserves to be the agent of a King” once again this can be a huge distraction. Sense of entitlement: It could be taken either way with him. The dude says he is the King of England even though we all know he is not. He keeps insisting that he is and he will fight to become king till his dying breath. So if he took that approach to hockey he may soon want to be the best which is a good thing because he will train hard... BUT! It might go to his head quick , thinking that he is better then most which skyrockets his contract demands and since he is self managed that can be a huge issue. All in all it is very early in his hockey career to make a judgement but the cons outweigh the pros but mountains. If William trains and puts forward a real effort, maybe just maybe William can be more than a career VHLM player.

I am still wondering why in the bloody hell am I attempting this “come back” like why in the fuck do this to myself? Why put myself through this shit? I guess this will be the theme of this come back “Why am I here?” If I don't fucking know then how you the fucking piece of shit moron reading this? I think my mission this time around is to find out why in the bloody fuck am I here. Why in the fuck am I wasting the little free time that I have on this shit? Funny thing is that I still can back out, I can still leave. I have not created my player (I can still leave after, not that I give a shit) But once I do my bio or something like that... I'm kind of invested in this so called “come back” So my mission is to find out exactly why in the hell am I back before Monday morning so I don't make a mistake and actually commit to this shit if I really don't want to. Why subject myself to all of you people that are lower then me? Why make all of you people that are already depressed (not all of you, just some) more depressed? Sure I get a kick out of being a wee bit of an arse. But even I won't do it if I get nothing out of it. I need that return that makes me laugh, that return that makes me come back for more. So... If I do not find my come backs purpose by Monday, well... I will either disappear or just wait till I figure out this whole come back shit. Here are a few more idea's off the top of my head while watching Workaholics. Is it that I want to start Fresh? No not “fresh” as in “hey guys I have changed please like me now” because the paragraph above clearly proves that I have not changed at all. By fresh I mean, it's a new come back. I want to make it different then any comeback that has ever been attempted. I believe my player is unique enough and ha a great story to give off the vibe of “fresh” but really is it that fucking simple? Is it really? I don't think so. Because if you knew me or heard of me, I am not simple, I don't like the “simple things” in life. I don't like to take the “easy” route. So why would I want to start fresh? It maybe a new and different come back but it's the same Robbie. So how different can it really be? I already know the reason why I am here, but am using these to just kill fucking time to annoy people. Honestly most people who read this will point this out as the reason why I am here and writing these articles. I could have just simply came back Monday morning and said “back bitches” But it's not that simple and I'll tell you why it's not that simple, it's because it's what everyone is expecting. Everyone expects me to say that shit. So why in the fuck would I make it that obvious? Sure most of my trolling is obvious and I know it. That's what makes it so much fun and so funny that people still fall for it. They just make it easy. But if I already knew the reason why I am here, why would I mock people and do these? Why waste my time, my energy to pump these out. I never really was known for pumping out these articles day after day seven days a week. I'd maybe do three to four a week then get bored. There has to be something driving me forward and making me want to do this shit. Last possible reason why I am back and doing this “comeback” is more or less the most simple of all the answers. Maybe it is because I am bored at times and can't figure out what to do when I have 1-2 hours at work when we sit around waiting for shit to do. Maybe just maybe mocking and doing the shit that I do is the thing that I just need to do to keep me from falling asleep. But come on, that's too fucking simple of an answer. Like come on! Robbie Fucking Zimmers coming back because he is “bored” at times during the day? COME FUCKING ON! There is no way in hell that this is the reason that I am returning. That's it for tonight, but I will leave you with this nugget. Have you ever tried something that you knew would be unpleasant... just to fee what it was like? For example: touching something shocks you, eating bizarre food, touching something hot. If your answer was yes, consider what you just acknowledged: that even painful experiences can be worthwhile because it is just that... an experience!

Hey look at me, writing yet another article. Cool huh? Nah fuck that, it's actually kinda sad. Why am I really back here? Like why in the fuck do I think this was remotely a good idea? I say oh because I get bored and shit which is true. But like why decide to return to this shit hole? Some people say it's for the “attention” which is a crock of shit. I get too much attention in my real life to beg for more online. Hell most of you ignore my ramblings unless it's a 40page argument over something small. So clearly not the reason why I am back here. Hell it couldn't be any further than the truth. Sure I maybe an asshole, a proud one at that. Sure I despise a few people in this “league” and despise is putting it nicely. Putting it in a Robbie way would be I would laugh as a mack truck ran them over and then backed over them. Am I back to piss those people off? Nope! Remember my last return? I came out right away and said “I am not creating a player, just here to troll” that got old fast and I was like “meh, this is boring” so if I was here to annoy the few people that are in the “earth would be better without” category I would have just said it. Is it really to be “nice” and “good” Robbie (a version even I doubt that exist) so I can create a player and just have fun with the story? NOPE! Sure the story is fucking mind blowing and he is well... different then any player you brain dead fucks can think of. It's surely not the reason why I am here typing this instead of getting ready to go get ready to see the advance screening of “The Martian” or attempting to get my drone down from the fucking tree. (Yes it's stuck in a fucking tree) Simply put, no matter how amazing the story maybe, it's not enough to make be like “hey I will come back and deal with morons” and by “deal with” I mean troll them and just annoy them. Because well... if you didn't think I was here to annoy you would be stupid and a fool... But wait! You are! So never mind. I guess my point here is that the burning urge to annoy and piss people of is not why I am here. That's not enough to come back. So the question still remains, why in the fuck am I here? The answer I really don't know, I really don't. Will I ever figure it out? Probably not because I will probably leave yet again before I even attempt unravelling that mind fuck. I guess a little part of me is wondering about the new brain dead fucks that a couple of current and ex members complained to me about. I cannot give away my sources, but yeah apparently there are some real mind boggling new stupid people here to mix with a few old one that refuse to... uh well die. (Take that however you want) I'm back, so do as you where. If I hate you, or you know you will annoy me don't come looking for shit. Because if you are one of those two then I am sure we will cross paths. For the sake of my free time I hope we don't cross paths, because that would be a waste of my valuable time, and since you are worth oh... right around 1 second of my time since you are a little bug in life. I truly hope for the sake of my free time and the sake of this “league” we do not cross paths. Peace the fuck out, till tomorrows article... if I do one

I know what you are thinking as you sit there in your moms basement jerking off to Asian cartoons. That life could not get better. I mean how could it? You live with mommy at home, you have a computer... well she owns it but you do use it for your needs and the keyboard is pretty well covered in pubic hair and dry “man sauce”. You get to stay in the cold dark basement all day and do whatever it is that you do and your mom only bugs you because she made you food. To which you yell “Mom! I'm busy” or “Bitch bring it down here” because you don't want to drag your sad carcass up and down the steps unless you really have to. But enough about your everyday life because that can get depressing real fucking quick. Onto bigger and better things. By now I probably have your attention because I have degraded and belittled you. Which was fun if I may say so myself. Something you are not really used to in the league. I have been talking to a couple of current members and some recent ex members of how the league has become boring and how members are pussies. Basically not allowed to say certain shit, not allowed to do certain things. To me it sounded like the people that run the league wanted to make everyone “politically correct” if you know me or of me you know I never have and never will conform to that belief. If you conform to “be nice because it may hurt someone's feelings” then all we are doing is making society weak and making a generation of weak minded fools that will not be able to handle hardships and shit like that. If everyone stands around and throws blankets or whatever on top of the blemishes and shit that makes people say “damn life is not all peaches and roses” then a lot of the weaker people in the world would be even more sad. They would have even more sad thoughts. Which leads to well... I won't point that shit out this time because when I said shit like that last time people got up in arms that I was pointing out things that other people were sheltering them from their whole lives. So anywho, why am I really back. Is it to be an asshole? Partly yes but that is me, if I came back and I was nice that wouldn't be me. But am I back with the sole purpose of pissing people off and not creating a player? no. I actually have a player in mind. He has a grand story, hell he has a rich and historic back story. For those wondering my user name what changed to KingRobbie. It's not because I think I am a king. Yes I know that I am better then all of you but that has nothing to do with my username. It has everything to do with the player that I will create on Monday. No he is not a king, but close to one. No he is not from space like one player of mine was (Honestly forgot which one) His name is Sir William Covington III a person that steps into the light claiming that he is the rightful king of England so while playing hockey he will be doing some insane things like taking the queen to court. Getting into bar fights with the princes and shit like that. All in all I am back so deal with it. I have not changed at all, but as I said in my first post this come back is different then my last few ones. I am not here to annoy or ruffle feathers. I am here because even I get bored. I have little time here and there that I can maybe bang off a article here and there. Unfurl the massive story that my new player has one article at a time. Will I disagree with the morons that frequent this board? Hell yeah, it wouldn't be me if I didn't. But I am not here looking for those fights. If they come a long and offer up something stupid I sure as hell won't hesitate to bite. So in closing fuck you to all my haters (99% of the league) fuck you to the people that don't know me and will soon hate me (.8%) and fuck you to the people that like me (just so you don't feel left out) So... a overall fuck you. I'm back! For now that is. Till once again I lose interest.

Don't worry I'm not going to do what you think i'm gonna do... well not yet. Why am I here? Bored Need to kill time sometimes Wanted another crack at making a player couple other things but meh fuck it Answers to questions I'm sure that are going through your little brains - Yes I plan on making a new player - Yes has a huge backstory - Yes he has a grand/amazing name - No you cannot know it now, wait till fucking monday fuck head - Do I plan on another "annoyance tour"? not as of yet, actually trying to see if I can somewhat make a player and have fun with it. Will I ruffle feathers along the way? hell fuck yes! but I did not come back to solely annoy this time like I did last time - Am I sorry for anything that I did or said last time or overall in my many come backs? hmmmmm FUCK NO! I stand by everything. But this is a new come back, got to make it original and not copy anything that I have done before. - Am I changed? nope, same old Robbie just new player and new come back that will be like no other come back - Slogan for comeback "See Robbie, Hate Robbie, Enjoy Robbie" - I actually plan to finally lose my "RobbieZ" name since it's a new comeback and a "new" me. Not really new me but different I guess. Since it's kind of a new approach... altered approach. My new name will be more or less for my new player. It will be amazing and epic. This is all for now. Comment If you want I really don't give a fuck. But yes Robbie "Fucking" Zimmers is back... for now.... this player... or till I get bored

Hey bitch hows it going? going around still crying?

Mackinnon, Stastny and Landeskog just making the whole Wild team their bitch! Mackinnon is just insane good. Speaking of bitch! Jardy is my little bitch, I got him so mad he keeps changing things on my profile and username lol quite comical dude is so mad lol

You sir make me laugh and I do mean LAUGH!!! Change my user name all you want it still makes you a little bitch. Oh I find it funny how you say once you get bored you will discard me lol. Once I get bored I will go all out and use all the personal shit I know in one massive post and get myself banned. So sir you hold nothing on me. But if you want to go ahead and think you do, go ahead and think it. The score right now is like Robbie:100 Jardy: 0 I won so long ago it's not even funny. All your little stupid responses are icing on the cake. Keep em coming farmer boy