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3. Hopefully lose all games 4. 100GF (I'm being nice) 400GA (Once again being nice) 5. Consider winning one game etc... if you make the playoffs that is a victory with your GM at the helm 7. PS4 8. 34 9. LOL no i'm not your GM who eats Fast Food like its going out of style

EP2 You would think I would just fuck off, but you would be wrong. I am bringing back the rantcast. So I can rant about things. I am not claiming it for any points. Enjoy the rant

EP1 You would think I would just fuck off, but you would be wrong. I am bringing back the rantcast. So I can rant about things. I am not claiming it for any points. Enjoy the rant

1. I fucking love it! you guys lost and it's because of the person who runs the team 2. LOL NOPE! till he "runs" this team you guys are pretty much fucked 4. Vancouver since they beat you 7. Make dumb ass step down as GM 8. Against because the league doesn't need anymore teams. Unless one is in Vegas or Denver

You would think that a player with no team would kind of just fuck off and not poke his head around. Well... You would be wrong! Orion Slade while not around as much as you would call a person who is "active" but he still is around to make you know that he is here to piss you off. Orion lately has been locked down in Las Vegas due to the shitty Covid-19 that is fucking up every ones lives. But being locked down is different compared to you going crazy in your little house going crazy. Orion Slade since he has no more hockey to play, has made the most of his lock down. How? Well continue reading you dumb shit. This will be five hundred fucking words so you know for a fact that you will be finding out. First off, he is "holed up" at the Bellagio Hotel Villa Suite which he had booked for six months. Something that he did prior to all this mess. But you would think that he would go crazy if he cannot go to the strip bars and gamble but that is where you are wrong. You take away the clubs, casinos and everything else that Vegas has to offer Orion will just make best of his situation. Orion created his own "speak easy" Casino which The Bellagio seems to know nothing about. The casino is named "Legend" and guests are "snuck" into locked Bellagio and are ushered up to the the top floor. You would think this was stupid because we do not want to be spreading the shitty virus but Orion has naked women waiting for you on the top floor with tests to make sure that you do not have it. If you pass that test, the next line of security is to make sure you deposited the required one million dollars that is required to enter the casino. There is not paper money at the casino or chips. It is all digital. The games themselves are live but that is it. Orion said "We maybe operating a illegal casino here but we are safe. Not with our money because the house always wins. But also with our girls. You can only have sex with them if you have a condom. Oh and pay the fee of fifty thousand dollars to fuck one of them. You have to understand that if we want people to come back we have to be safe. The type of person that plays here is a rich person. Not hockey player rich, but really stinking rich. You would think that I would be begging to play again but I in fact am making tons more money this way and I don't have to play hockey ever again. So why in the flying fuck would I try to come back for one last season?" You would think breaking Social Distancing rules/laws, operating an illegal casino would be enough illegal activity but not for Orion Slade. He also operates an illegal strip bar in the villa across the hall which he paid for easily from profits off one hour of operating his casino. Not only is this guy living on top of the Vegas world, he is also living large and doing right under the watchful eye the Bellagio and law enforcement. One would think that he is paying them all off because this way the Casino can make money and the law enforcement gets bribes which we all know there is always dirty cops. A lap dance at the strip bar which Orion has named "Mythical" is a hefty five grand, a private show is ten grand. But you cannot make it rain dollar bills here. You can tip dancers digitally in a strip bar app that allows you "make it rain" digitally. But not in ones. It will be in hundreds. Which the bar takes a cut of. If you think that you are holding up well in your little home with your thumb right up your ass then that’s nice but you will never be living large like Orion Slade who is operating a Casino within a closed Casino. Enjoy your quarantine.

EP4 Next weeks episode

EP3 I'm back yet again after a week off with some more fuckery

A vaguely remember him. He was a cool guy. RIP

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Lol no

Episode 2 Fuckulating your world none podcast... no! One word at a time. Enjoy!

Not bad having fun with my last two ever seasons

1. The amazing and also invisible i option. Robbie coming in here and actually making this shitty team a little bit more fun. I do mean a little. On account that the team is really shitty. 2. 51 hours straight. Or 168 (7 days) with little 10-15min power naps when I went to Vegas with friends. 3. Never. I am a fucking free agent. Why change? who would it help? fuck em all. I am a free agent and I do as I please 4. I would like to (and will) hold my 0 games played, 0 goals, 0 assists and 0 points average. 5. Science. I hated it. Teacher hated me, tried his best to fail me every test but I'd try enough to get a passing grade by a few points. By trying I don't mean studying. 7. The beach with endless rum and cokes and scantily clad women in bikinis

WHAT????? You are back? damn I really don't pay attention. Oh well. Not gonna change now

Orion Slade is kicking it pool side in a undisclosed location (Mostly for his safety) The resort is empty and the workers all are basically his personal bitches. It's pretty much way better then what you morons are up to. Practicing hockey and playing hockey for some little championship. Oh my must not talk ill of the cup because you know, it's the leagues biggest and best award. If I make fun of it and devalue it, what's next? A line must be drawn Robbie! Where? in the fucking sand where Orion is? (Just to be clear, I am not anywhere. That would be stupid because then I would be stuck in some bum fuck country till I was allowed to fly. That and no planes flying are the only reason why I did not take my family and go south) Any fucking ways. While most of you sit on your hockey benches trying to claw your way up the teams depth chart to get big line minutes, Orion downs rum and cokes like it's going out of style. He has a beach all to himself and yes he is really and I mean REALLY enjoying this "Free agency Retirement" thing. You would be thinking that this will change his fucking ways so that maybe next off season going into his last "season" he can actually listen to offers instead of saying no. Nope! He is looking forward to denying every team that comes knocking because well... It's fucking fun and aren't all here trying to have fun? Do you think what you are doing is fun because it's not. Enjoy it if you want but deep down inside you find all this league boring and it's stupid members boring. You have been thinking for a while how to spice things up, how to make this more fun so you don't become inactive. Well maybe you should take Orion's lead and have fun. But you wouldn't know what fun is even if it hit you in the face in Iqaluit Nunavut.

Honestly I have lost track of time because of this fucking virus. It seriously can fuck right off and I wouldn't be able to care any less about it then I do right now. The only reason why I know it's going on is because it has shut down the film industry and I have no where to go because you know... everything is closed. When I came up with this plan to be a free agent for the last few seasons of Orion's career. I did it thinking I would be more active and more annoying to the people that hate me the most. But, hey so far I am only around on Sundays posting shit up before midnight. So has this really made me more active? Nope, not in the slightest. But why Robbie? it's not like you have anything to do. Well my little simpleton, it's simple. I have a wife and kids. I cannot spend hours on here like most of you can. It's just far too boring. Lets be honest none of my plans have come to fruition since SWC3 was fucking shit up left right and center. But having said this! I will try my best to come around and just be myself as much as I can and just rub it in peoples faces that I am a happy as can be with just being a free agent as you people try to make your players better to make your teams better. While I claim TPE meaninglessly because Orion will never ever and I do mean ever play a VHL game ever again. He has ended his playing career and my playing career in this league. So you can be one or two weeks into your little season and I will continue to not give a flying fuck about who is winning the cup this season because too me it really doesn't fucking matter.

2. FUCK NO! Not a chance in bloody fucking hell 3. They will scored more than you guys will. Mark my words. This question will be the "TSN Turning point" and your team mates will blame you for jinxing the team. Which is a good thing. 4. I have a theory but that can be viewed as picking a fight so I will not say it out loud 6. Neither. Both are stupid. Like your... 7. LOL NO 8. Your mom

EP1 Isn't it funny that the Coronavirus and being a Free Agent has made me more active? lol

People must be wondering why I am sticking around because my player Orion Slade is a free agent this season and is "doomed" to be one the whole season. Well that your little opinion now isn't it? You think that the purpose of this league is to play in games and such. Well you are wrong. Sure yeah it's a hockey league and you should be on a team. Blah. Blah. Blah. You got me there but my point is that everyone has forgotten is that this league is also about having fun. It's up to you the player to define what you call fun. So if you want to be a good little doggy and do what you "should" then sure go ahead, be on a team. Be nice to your team mates and hate other teams. I know how it is. I've been around far too long to not know how people are expected to act. Well as you know from day one I have fought that norm in the league. I am the one guy who looks to break all the norms and have fun doing it. Sure me having fun has crossed lines and suspensions have been handed down. But guess what? I am still here. I am a free agent and I am still here doing Point tasks. Do you honestly think I will go inactive because technically my point tasks have no reason since I have no team. Don't you think I thought this whole thing out? Because believe you me, I have thought this out and my final two "seasons" (If you can call being a free agent a season) are going to be fucking amazing and trust me now that I have no team I actually don't have a GM telling me to not be me and that don't say things because it may upset the little babies on the team and in the league. I played nice ninety percent of the time. But now that I don't have to. The true Robbie can come out and play, and trust me when I say this. It will be Shit Show Spectacular. I won't cross lines. Oh no. I will tip toe close to them but won't cross them. Me making these point tasks and claiming them, is me being an active "productive" member of this league. So they can't ban me for "he has no intention of being production and just being an ass" Well if I am making point tasks and claiming them, that makes me a "productive member" of this so called league. So I will leave this off with this. Grab some popcorn and a Corona and enjoy the Shit Show Spectacular, because it's going to be a wild final two seasons.