1. We're going to win the cup despite our GM because of our new signings.
2. Olsen. Have you seen her? Strong as an ox and twice as big. Bringing the real Faroese strength to the VHLM. (Note: I am not just saying this because I, myself, am Aleksandra Olsen.)
3. Death to Gustav, rise up and shake off his shackles.
4. I've heard you should always stay with the Wang and never stay with Aleksandr. I want to take a moment to remind you that Aleksandra and Aleksandr are different people, however confusing it may be.
5. I will be very good and become strong enough to overthrow Gustav once and for all.
6. The Edmonton Oilers, I bought a lot of vodka the other night. That tells you how I think that's gonna go.