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bluesfan55

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  1. 1. The S79 VHL draft finished up earlier tonight, we added a solid goaltender in @Donno100 . What are your thoughts on the draft for Warsaw? that's cool i guess 2. What are your player's goals for this upcoming season? score more points 3. Do we have another shot at the Continental Cup this season? of course we do we won it last season 4. If you were the GM for Warsaw what are some changes you would make to the team if any? we're fine 5. Was your offseason good? How was your player's development? offseason good me get major tpe 6. As the new AGM I'm super excited for this team and pumped to work with the goat himself Mr. Lamb... If there is any advice you could give me or anything I can do to help the team out what would it be? don't suck and we'll be fine
  2. 1. After winning our 1st cup in franchise history, where does the team go from here? up up up and up 2. Describe former Warsaw GM @.sniffuM's tenure in 3 words. very fucking good 5. Warsaw has the 9th pick in the S79 draft, any prospects specifically you think they should target? someone who's good 6. Where do you plan on taking the Continental Cup on your "day with the cup" this offseason? taking it to the pub where i'll get drunk with my mates 7. What is the best midnight snack? any british food ever invented 9. NBA Finals. Suns lead the Bucks 2-1 at the time of writing. Who wins? suns in 5
  3. 1. We just won the first cup in franchise history. WARSAW WHERE YOU AT??? i am here hello 2. Got an early prediction for next season's cup winner? obviously it is us 3. How do you think the addition of the VHLE in S80 will affect the quality of VHL play? it means we'll have higher tpe players in the league i guess 4. What are your thoughts on the 6 VHLE teams that were announced? i think the league in general is just stupid 5. What is your favorite fruit? apples 8. If every day of the week got into a fight who would win? friday is unbeatable 10. What was the most hype moment of our season? (this one's a freebie ) when we won the cup
  4. 1. We survived an early scare from Malmo to take the series 4-1. How do we stay fresh going up against Prague in the European Conference finals? we will win because we are better 4. Do you prefer your ice cubed or crushed? crushed like my enemies 5. Which VHLE locations would you most prefer to see selected? none they all suck (halifax) 6. Which team do you believe will make the finals from the North American Conference? whichever one is the least bad 7. Which team do you believe will win the lottery tournament? whichever one is the most bad 8. What's the deal with "cubed" ice from fridge dispensers being shaped like semicircles??? Do they really expect us to believe this piece of ice shaped like a goddamn orange slice is a cube?? i do not care as long as i get my ice 9. Who will be most important to our team in our quest to win the Prague series coming up? me, we all know why 10. What is your favorite hot beverage? a good cup of tea innit
  5. 1. We have made the playoffs for the fourth consecutive season. What can you take from past playoff experiences into this latest round of postseason play? we play hard, we win 2. We won the Victory Cup for the second consecutive season, this time sharing the award with Chicago. What does taking this award mean to our team and the legacy of this group of players? it means we are very good 3. What are your predictions for New York-DC and Helsinki-Malmo? dc and helsinki win the serieses 4. What is your favorite flavor of gum? any flavor 5. What is your least favorite flavor of gum? no flavor 6. Which team that missed the playoffs are you most surprised about? i do not know or care about this question 7. Which team that made the playoffs has your favorite logo/color scheme (besides Warsaw of course )? no other team as a scheme as good as ours so nobody 10. Light or dark liquor? whichever is the hardest
  6. 1. We've gone through a rough stretch lately that has us barely clinging onto the top spot in the EU. What can we do to re-gain some positive momentum? we beat up the rest of the division 2. Which EU team do you feel stands as our biggest threat in the postseason? nobody, not as tuff as us 3. What were your thoughts on the flurry of trade deadline activity? i do not care 4. Which new recreate for the Season 80 VHL draft are you most excited for? i do not care 5. Youtube or Twitch? youtube is the superior video platform 6. Which of the 10 teams currently in playoff positions do you think is most likely to miss the playoffs and why? everyone else who is weak and bad and not good 7. How would you grade your player's performance this season on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 because i have 69 blocked shots (nice) 8. How would you grade the team's performance this season on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 because we the best
  7. 1. Coming off our roughest sim of the season, what can we do to get back on course? we win 2. Many of the teams around us in the European Conference standings are riding positive momentum. How do we stay ahead of the pack? again, we win 3. Our backup goalie has been a sore spot for us, but we only have one more game to play them. How does it feel to nearly be done with WAR G for the season? very good because i'm damn near punching that sucker 4. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? invincibility so i can dish out the pain yet feel nothing 5. Aloe Dear has established herself as the league's points and assists leader for some time now. Is there perhaps a Campbell or Slobodzian trophy coming to a Warsaw player this season? yes we the best 6. Chris Reynolds is one goal off the VHL lead, pushing to be the first Warsaw player to lead the VHL in the goalscoring category. What can we do to get him there? pass him the puck 7. We're on pace to top our franchise record of 291 goals from last season, being the first VHL team in nearly 20 seasons to score 300 goals if we maintain pace. Do you believe we'll get there? yes 8. How high can you jump? as high as you want 9. Aloe Dear finished last season 1 point shy of tying Hunter Heart Helmsley's franchise record of 113 points in a season, but is on pace to shatter it this year with 130. How confident are you that Dear will pass up HHH's season franchise record? it will happen 100% 10. What is your favorite dish/meal to cook or prepare by yourself? anything
  8. 1. Which team have you most enjoyed facing so far this season? every team because i enjoy inflicting pain on them 3. Who is the leading candidate to get Warsaw's nomination for Most Improved Player in this early stretch of the season? me because i am the most improved 4. Got any words of advice for WAR-G so he stops being such a scrub and holding us back when we have to play him? stop sucking or else i hit you many times 5. Chicago is giving us the most legit challenge we've had for the league goals and goal differential lead in the past couple seasons. What adjustments can we make to come out on top again? let me do my thing on the power play 6. Despite being by far the worst team in the standings, Vancouver has given us a run for our money every time we've played them. What can we do to avoid playing down to our competition in those games? don't take them for granted and beat them up 8. Why is Aloe Dear getting hit so much more than every other player in the league because aloe dear is not strong yet but once aloe dear becomes strong they will do the hitting
  9. 1. We've recovered from losing our first two games to sit at 9-2-0, topping the league and once again holding the league's best goal differential. Was there any doubt in your mind we'd recover after the rough first sim? no because we are a good team 2. Chris Reynolds has been on a tear in recent games, leading the team in goals and the league in GWGs while Aloe Dear and Dakota Lamb sit top 3 in the league in assists, and top 10 in the league in points. Whose performance have you been most impressed with on the team thus far? not mine i've been doodoo 4. What are your thoughts on the recently-announced VHLE? i think it's stupid to add another league, it's not really needed imo 5. What is your favorite animal? bear because it hit things 6. Which real-life sport do you think has the most interesting offseason? soccer with all the signings 10. Are you looking forward to the return of VHL trivia this week? I know I am! give me the free tpe please
  10. 1. Dakota Lamb and Lexi Glass are back! How does it feel to have two longtime Predators back on the squad for another cup run? good because we will win 2. In order to make things work financially, we were unfortunately forced to trade away Latrell Mitchell and allow Jacob Carson to walk. How do you feel about these big losses to our team? it doesn't matter because we will win 3. Which team had the most impressive offseason this year? us because we're the best team 4. What are your thoughts on the new rules governing how many inactive players a team can roster and the application of a soft and hard cap system? don't care because it doesn't apply to me 5. Which non-playoff team from last season do you think has the best shot at making it this year? do you think i pay attention to the league 6. Which playoff team from last season do you think has the lowest chance of returning to the postseason? anyone that is not us because everyone else sucks 7. If you had Animorphs-style powers and could morph into any one animal whenever you choose, which animal would it be? i would morph into a pigeon and literally poop on people 8. How cohesive and legible is your written signature? the least of both 9. Are you a light mode person or a dark mode person? light mode 10. Which VHL player do you think will make the biggest leap this season? me because roty baby
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  12. The Halifax 21st surprised most of the VHLM last season by making it into the playoffs and falling an agonizing 2 games short of the VHLM finals. The young, exciting 21st team was anchored by captain Hadrian, who spent his last season in the juniors wrecking the competition. "I like hitting the opposition and making them feel pain; that way they're weakened and we can win hockey games", he said at his end of season press conference. As he prepares for his rookie season with the VHL's Warsaw Predators, let's take a look at his 2 (and a bit) VHLM seasons to see how his game should translate. He spent the tail end of S75 with the Houston Bulls, scoring 2 points (both assists) in 5 games while racking up 12 hits, 13 blocked shots, and 18 PIMs. The Mexico City Kings then selected the Brit 12th in the S76 VHLM Draft, where he'd score 25 points in 54 games to go along with 113 hits, 67 blocked shots, and 56 penalty minutes. However, Hadrian was traded as Mexico City looked to push for a cup and sent to the Maritimes, going from a cup contender in Mexico City to the cellar-dwelling 21st. He'd spend the remaining 19 regular season games hitting people (64 hits) and getting penalties (40 PIMs) while scoring 7 points, scoring 32 points in his first full VHLM season while blocking 98 shots and racking up 177 hits. S77 saw Hadrian get selected by the Predators in the first round of the VHL draft, and he returned to Halifax to have the best season of his short career to date. The captain scored 61 points in 72 games, fantastic numbers for a proclaimed defense-first blueliner, while racking up a staggering 259 hits (4th most in the league) and blocking another 93 shots, a slight drop from the season prior. He'd be similarly excellent in his first taste of playoff hockey, scoring 10 points in 12 games as the 21st almost made the finals, rebounding from a poor season. Now, he's headed to the big time. Pros More than responsible defensively: across his VHLM career, Hadrian blocked 204 shots and hit opposing skaters 448 times, ranking in or near the top 10 in both categories in his two full seasons. The 6'6" defenseman plays his size well and is more than willing to throw the body around, and he figures to do more of the same this season. Power play quarterback: Hadrian scored 12 of his 16 goals last season on the power play, which led his team, and shows that the big boy has a soft touch when it comes to his shot. His booming shot from the point can quarterback the power play, which is surprising from a defense-first player like himself. Special teamer: Hadrian was also the 21st's top penalty killer during his time with the team; he was entrusted with big roles on both the PP and PK and filled them well. Cons Lack of discipline: Hadrian's rough style of play has a lot of drawbacks, with the main one being that he racked up 248 penalty minutes in his junior career, with 134 coming in the last season alone (meaning that he missed over two games worth of time in the penalty box last season, and just over 4 games in his entire career). The Predators coaching staff is going to have to get the best out of his aggression while cutting down on his PIMs, or else he could be a real liability for the team. Inaccurate shot: Hadrian's shooting percentage last season was an abysmal 8% and he struggled to score at even strength (4 ES goals). With his shooting numbers increasing, that shot needs to get more accurate so he can help his team offensively at 5v5. Overall, Hadrian looks likely to become an impact defensive defenseman at the VHL level. While he might need some sheltering to prevent penalty minutes, the future is bright for the rookie Predators defenseman. 671 words
  13. 1. We missed out on the finals. What can we do to make sure we can avoid this disappointment next season? we will hit the other teams into submission 4. What is the most useless organ in your body? the kidney since you only need one 5. Across the entire VHL, which player most surprised you with their performance in S77? don't pay attention lul 7. With a lot of the attention turned towards Thursday's draft, which team do you think will have the most impactful draft in the league? us because we the best 8. Who do you believe is the best graphics maker in the VHL? muff because he made me a sig 9. Which free agent do you think will have the most impact on S78 and why? whoever we sign because we gon win
  14. 1. We are tied with Mississauga in round 2. How can we get over the hump? we make them hurt; with them in pain we go for it 2. We have yet to lose in regulation, what's stopping us from getting overtime winners?? i do not know but we're good 3. What teammate is having the biggest impact in the postseason? germano swiss cheese henchoz who is leading us in scoring as a defenseman 4. If you had to re-name your player, what name would you choose? none because no reason to not 5. Dylan and his beans have been the #1 merch seller in the team store this year. What can you bring to the table to dethrone him? i'll knock him out because i'm sick of his bean shit, then wipe off the bean stuff from the website. and now we can sell actual team merchandise 6. Why is Glowy the best AGM?? we win
  15. 1. We have defeated the Storm in 6 games, is there any improvements we can make to improve our team? no we are going to win the cup 2. How are you preparing to take on the Hounds in round 2? i will hit them and make them feel pain 3. Halifax is in need of a new mascot, any suggestions? force bryn to do it 4. Who is your pick for VHLM MVP this season? willy myers was good i guess 5. Which VHL team do you see yourself playing for in the future? i'm going up to warsaw next season so them 6. What is the best meal you've had during your time with Halifax? not beans that's for sure
  16. 1. The 21st institute an initiative to ensure players are bilingual, what other language do you learn? since we're in a multilingual province i learn french duh 2. Bryn is back with the beans! He's opened an all-bean themed restaurant, what recipe suggestions do you give him? none because fuck his beans 3. So far we've been mostly a middle of the pack team, sitting in 4th, but with playoff and cup aspirations that might not be good enough. How are you feeling, do you think we're still cup hopefuls? we're going to make the playoffs 4. Someone stole your (team provided) boat! Who on the team do you recruit to help you find the thief, and your boat, before Rory finds out? since bryn is a bonafide stalker psychopath him 5. Who would win in a fight? 1 Rory sized duck, or 10 duck sized Rorys? none since they're both small 6. Should we officially banish dylan from the locker room for his dillo dillo crimes? YES FINALLY DO IT PLEASE DO IT PLEASE
  17. 1. We lead the league in penalty minutes right now, and it’s not really close. How are we feeling about that? Intentionally making other teams fear us, or just poor discipline? teams are scared of us because we are good 2. Nova Scotia Community College has requested that you give a speech on something you’re an expert about, what do you speak about? i speak about being british and weetabix 3. Bryn Yrwy begins gifting you one can of beans every day, how do you handle the influx of beans? Are you bold enough to reject the bean gift? i punch bryn because i have the authority and tell him to stuff his beans up his you-know-what 4. How do you feel about your players personal performance to this point in the season? Any particular area you’re impressed, or disappointed, with? personally i am proud that i am hitting people a lot and that we are winning 5. Making more moves all the time, adding more players. Do you think we’ve added enough to be considered a playoff team? we were already a playoff team to begin with and now we are even more of a playoff team 6. Despite the hot streaks we’ve had through the season, we currently 4th in the division, how are you feeling about that? we are going to make the playoffs 7. Halifax Public Safety Office wants you to do a PSA, what do you want to highlight? don't drink and drive because that's bad
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