gorlab

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  1. I always vote for a teammate over myself.
  2. S70 Slobo: Smitty Jaguar OMG DMEN ARE SO IMPORTANT/VALUABLE. SMITTY WENT INSANE WITH HIS SCORING. GIVE HIM THE SLOBO NOW. *NUTS IN PANTS CUZ A DMAN DID SOMETHING* VHL can be so moronic sometimes, it hurts.
  3. This is why we invalidate him: fuck off if you think otherwise.
  4. Everyone goes on and on about the low-scoring era we're in, yet nuts in their pants because a d-man got 100 points. Fuck that d-man and his 100 points. He probably had a 10 handicap on the golf course, because his team was absolute dog shit. Better give him best golfer award too.
  5. and? there's 3 dmen in the top 10 scoring of this season. Maybe if Berocka or Tate got played on every single line, they'd have 120 points. Thanks for the words @OrbitingDeath but I am bad sport/poor loser. I've suffered through 3 careers in the VHL, never once actually having a player capable of the HoF, and now, when it's just within grasp, I get fucked over by some bullshit like this.
  6. and yes, I know that I'm already too late to do anything about this, seeing as 60 votes for Adrienne occured by mouth-breathers who don't look at anything besides the point total, but fuck it, VHL could use some entertainment regardless, right?
  7. literally the worst +/- in the league but hey, he had 3 more points!!! WOW, WHAT A SUPERSTAR!!! MOP FOR SURE.
  8. MVP. His season wasn't that great, but he was most valuable to his team.
  9. the worst +/- in the league is outstanding, huh?
  10. Someone give me a single arguement besides "100 POINTS IS MORE THAN 97 POINTS, DURR DURR DURR" for Adrienne over Jaguar.
  11. FINALLY I am the most electrifying and legendary VHL members of all time. Jaguar is in desperate need of individual hardware to breach the Hall of Fame. Green (OrbitingDeath or w/e his name is) already has at least 1 HoFer, and arguably the best VHL player of all-time (Thomas O'Malley). He does NOT deserve this award point-blank period. He already has his place in VHL HoF. This award should rightfully be mine. 3 points isn't enough to deny me my place in the VHL Hall of Fame, especially when Adrienne abused the well-known STHS bullshit tactic of 1 good player on a shit team.
  12. whoa whoa whoa Why is everyone voting Adrienne? We all know that 1 good player on a shit team is OP in STHS, and therefore is undeserving of any accolades. Plus, he already won the Swatzowski for most points. The real winner here should be Jet Jaguar, reasoning as follows: - Best PP/20 in the league. (0.95 compares to Adrienne's 0.90) - Only player in the top 10 of both goals AND assists - Most shots in the league - 2nd best FO% in the league - Dragged HC Davos to a playoff birth (1st star on VHL's last VSN writeup of the season) - HC Davos point difference with/without Jaguar....... Without (S71) 55 points || With (S72) 77 points - 23 of Adrienne's 36 goals were PP goals. The second-most PP goals in S72 was 13 by Landry 2. If this doesn't explicitly prove out the 1 good player on worst team in league known STHS phenomena, I don't know what will - 2227 minutes played by Adrienne compared to 2052 minutes played by Jaguar... 175 more minutes played for a result of 3 more points??? Cmon now. - Jaguar +15 // Adrienne -29 HOW ON EARTH IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER OF THE LEAGUE A -29?? HE LITERALLY HAS THE WORST +/- IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE.