DoktorFunk

Hey Lynx! Answer all 6 for 2 tpe! 1. The VHLM draft is happening soon! Are you hype? 2. Same for the VHL! Any team you're hoping to go to? 3. Any team you wouldn't want to be drafted by? 4. Does your player have any pets? 5. Does your player have any pet peeves? 6. Does your player have a nickname?

Count me in

Well, coulda been worse

Jolly Greene Giant, defenseman for the Philadelphia Reapers and prospect for the Toronto Legion, has voiced his concern that He hasn't done enough recently to live up to His high draft position or reputation. "Ho ho," says the Giant, and He's not wrong. He has been seen notably not showing up to practice and is slacking a little with His time on the ice. The Reapers are currently up three games to two on the Mexico City Kings, but the Giant needs to put more effort in if the Reapers are going to seal the deal. “Ho ho,” says the Giant, reiterating about the remorse He feels not sho

I've had a tough time showing up to say things recently, but thank you @Victor. The charity alone was enough incentive to donate, but this is EXTRA butter for my bread. Very good read!

Hey Lynx! Answer all 6 for 2 tpe! 1. Are you involved in the VHL's World Juniors Tournament? What team did you get drafted by if you did? 2. Did you have a good New Years? 3. Any fun plans for the next few months? 4. What's the thing you would say you are best at? 5. What goal song would you want to play when you score? 6. Where would you want your dream house to be located?

Howdy Lynx! Answer all 6 for 2 tpe! 1. If you only had hands or feet, which would you choose? 2. Best vacation you've ever had? 3. Would you ever want a chimpanzee as a pet? Why or why not? 4. Favorite pizza topping? 5. What do you want for Christmas? 6. Flight or invisibility?

Transaction ID: 20464447979092721 $200 I'm unsure what I'm eligible for, but here's the money! Confirmed. You're eligible for my love and admiration. That trumps TPE any day. -sterling

My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you PLENTY OF ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and s

My name is DoktorFunk and I'm the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Whether you have experience with these type of leagues or not, I'd like to formally welcome you to the Victory Hockey League! I want you on the ice as soon as possible, and that's what I'm here to offer you! I want YOU to be on the LYNX! We need star players, and I can offer you PLENTY OF ICE TIME FOR THIS WHOLE SEASON! We also have a first-class training staff to help you improve and become an All-Star! Let me know, as I want you on our team IMMEDIATELY! If you accept my offer, quote this post and s

Cause if you did you'd raise your bid to 300

Hi

You guys know dil has no money, right?

Can we now discuss what I'm actually gonna have this motherfucker write about?

Yeah alright Thats all I can spare tho