DoktorFunk

Please give me something good to work with cuz I will pour my entire life energy into this.

Yeah alright
 

 
Thats all I can spare tho 😓

160

$120

he has that blueberry money stashed away.

Yeah alright
 

 
Thats all I can spare tho 😓

Yeah alright
 

 
Thats all I can spare tho 😓

Yeah alright
 

 
Thats all I can spare tho 😓

Bad combo of me liking charities and being competitive 

Bad combo of me liking charities and being competitive 

$120

Fuck
 
79

Sorry Dil I got outbid in the victor thread so i am back
 
$105

Ok congrats you win lol
 
back to fighting dil

$120

$120

Fuck
 
79

If this wasn't clear,
 
$77

$76

My US money goes a longer way than yours, Northman

I was told that forwards are played at all three positions so I figured I should go back and look at how many forwards each team has as opposed to just how many Left Wingers they have. I was surprised to see that all teams but 1 need a 3rd line forward which is great because I figured I'd be starting on the 4th line. Warsaw doesn't need a 3rd line forward, so I assume that I won't be going there. Chicago, HC Davos, London, Prague, Riga, and Vancouver all have at least one forward on their 3rd line so while it's possible that I'll be going to one of those teams it's not as likely as the remaining teams. Because I expect to go in the mid to late 2nd round, I don't think I'll be going to Los Angeles, Malmo, New York, or Toronto. Toronto and Malmo don't have 2nd round picks and Los Angeles and New York have early 2nd round picks. All of the remaining teams have 5 or 6 prospect forwards so that wasn't something that could distinguish them. All of the remaining teams also have 4 or 5 defensemen so there wasn't anything there that I could use to distinguish them. DC and Seattle only have 1 Goalie so I figured that they could use goalies more than forwards and that's why I eliminated them. I think that any of the final 5 teams could draft me but I wanted to try and guess which team would draft me in the end. Calgary doesn't have any Prospect Defensemen so I eliminated them. Moscow doesn't have any prospect goalies, which is why I eliminated them. That leaves Helsinki who would take me with the 11th pick in the 2nd round. So that's my prediction. That being said I may also go to Moscow, Calgary, DC, or Seattle but my prediction is Helsinki.

 

Logging into the VHL and seeing that someone bid 75 Canadian monopoly money for your Media Spot is a terrifying thought. Here is what flashed through my mind when I saw the mind-blowing bid from @DoktorFunk.
 
How do I possibly write something worthy of a $75 investment? Sure it's fake money but that's still 44 pounds which is like... 9 to 10 pints. That's a hefty price to pay for a writer some critics consider 'past his prime'.
 
What could DoktorFunk possibly have in mind? Would he like a piece on doctors (not my specialty) or Rayz Funk? Or worse yet, Scott Greene? Actually, I'm quite excited by this as to put it lightly the creative juices haven't been flowed too actively recently. Definitely milking this to 2,000 words and a 4-week claim.
 
What if someone bids even more? After going through the emotional rollercoaster above, could I survive the guessing game again? How far can this go? 20 pints? 50? 100??
 
What if I last minute offer the highest bid myself? For charity... for Christmas.

I'll get my thesaurus out for you x