PenKnight

Malmo 4-2

56 Helsinki Titans @ Vancouver Wolves - Helsinki 57 HC Davos Dynamo @ Toronto Legion - Toronto 58 Malmo Nighthawks @ Moscow Menace - Malmo 59 New York Americans @ Seattle Bears - Seattle

G - Finn Davison @Nykonax

Review #2 1033 Word Count so that qualifies. I thought the yankee/commie thing was funny but not everyone has my sense of humor. I always wanted to play goalie but decide against it every time. I would of liked to of seen some pictures in this biography. I am glad they got rid of the basketball scoreboard and replaced it with an official hockey scoreboard. Good work here and I hope you stick with it and one day share some ice together! Remember this game is a marathon that takes a year or two to complete so keep that in mind.

Somehow I got my wires crossed and reviewed a third time... have to review another.

Review #2 I could live with you being an Oilers Fan but now that you admitted you are a Sharks Fan I will have a hard time dealing with this fact. However, hate the individual teams and not the fans but the Shark Tank is not one of the friendliest places for opposing teams fans. That being said I enjoyed your Biography. It appears you had a hard long road to the VHLM/VHL and are destined for greatness. I suggest that your player gets pumped up in the Gym to not be outweighed so much and that your agent does the heavy lifting with point task like writing and such. Try to get every TPE available if you can and you will skyrocket in TPE in just a few short seasons! Hope to see you on the ice very soon and sorry if I run you into the boards... it's what I do!

(529 Word Count) We are back talking about the second year player now, Derek England. It appears that this Russian is on Team Asia and was a part of the World Juniors Tournament just recently. PenKnight just realized it and when he found the World Tournament Page he found out that Derek England ended up winning a Bronze Medal. Hey it isn't Gold or Silver but it sure as hell is a lot better than fourth place! Somehow PenKnight missed his tag for the WJC predictions or he just forgot about it. Egg on his face and he hates missing out on free TPE but lesson learned for next season. England finished the round robin round with 4 goals and 5 assists. He had a total of 9 points but was in the negative at minus 2 with the plus minus rating. 13 shots blocked and just over 28 minutes per game average. Most of his production came by way of the man advantage on the Power Play. It certainly could of been a worse showing for this rookie and his first year in the WJC Tournament. In the Medal Rounds, Derek England got his chance to play two games. In the game against the United States he and the rest of his team was non existent and got rocked 6 to 1 as the United States went on to play for the Gold Medal. Team Asia did get a consolation via the Bronze Medal Game. They matched up against Team World and after the beat down they got from the UA not many fans or analysts thought they had a chance. After the first period though those ideas were put to rest. Team Asia came out firing on all cylinders and scored the first 3 goals of the game to go up three to nothing. Team World did try to get something going getting the next goal and within two goals down 3 to 1. In the second period it was more hard fought but the end result was the same as Team World was down 4 to 2 heading into the third period. The third period was much of the same as Team Asia had complete control. They ended up sealing the deal making it 5 to 2 and Derek England was able to finally get on the score sheet with an assist to the assist of the goal. Asia finished with all three stars of the game. They were: Viktor Kozlov, Valeri Morozov and Acyd Burn. Team Asia outshot Team World 45 to 32 but the second and third period is where they really turned up the shot total. They outshot Team World 36 to 13 in those two periods and played most of the game in the zone of Team World. Kozlov and Morozov had the two big games both scoring a goal and making two assists. They were able to erase the memory of the loss to the Red, White and Blue and just play this game fresh. When Team Asia were presented their medals someone played the Russian National Anthem by mistake. You could see Derek England and other fellow Russians grinning from ear to ear.

I already picked this player up awhile back... @street

F - Shane Mars D - Shawn Glade @Nykonax

1. You guys won the cup this year right? 2. Did you sweep the finals? 3. It seems you had the best team in the VHLM by far? 4. Do you expect to be able to repeat? 5. Did you laugh at Mexico for playing Bot Goaltenders? 6. Where do you get the best cheesesteak? 7. Do you take friends and family on tour to things like the Liberty Bell? 8. Do you think one year in the VHLM is enough for players? 9. Is the VHLM just a screening process? 10. How do you think your draft recently went?

A quik Podcast for the TPE. 11 Minutes this time and not sure how people do 5 minutes. It takes me about 5 minutes just to warm up. Podcast Link

It seems I finally found out that Derek England was involved in the WJC. A little late but at least he won a Bronze Medal. Better than 4th!

D - Ryan Kastelic F - Rylan Peace @Nykonax

Uhhh Nothing is Free but I will take any TPE you want to give me.

I can't wait to CLOWN all you into the F'ing boards in the upcoming seasons!

It appears that Derek England will not be headed to Seattle which is the home of the Bears. In an interesting turn of events the Helsinki Titans traded up to steal Derek England away from Esso and the NY Americans! We can not confirm all these reports but in our analysis we believe that the Seattle Bears were going to draft England at 17 but it appears that the NY Americans were actually going to pick him up at 16. For whatever reason, Esso, could not pass up the Titans offer and this is why England landed in Helsinki to get his VHL career going after only one year in the Minor League as a Mexican King. Reports have also showed that England was disgruntled with the Kings after a slip up in line changes and Mexi-G was put in place of their star goaltender. We overheard that England was happy to get out of Mexico and he caught the first plane out to Finland right after hearing his name called for the Titans. We have heard that Esso has an ungodly amount of draft picks in the upcoming seasons and England wishes them well. He did make a comment that he hopes the Bears end up in last place once again and stay there for eternity. It appears that England is looking forward to making all the other teams in the VHL pay for not drafting him higher or even considering him as a draftee. The one thing that we have learned about this new player, Derek England, is that he is a madman in the way of TPE earning and Media. He seems to relish in it and only looks forward to every chance he can get to earn more of these coveted points. He did point out that he had to give up a few TPE as he didn't want to get into International GM'ing this early in his career. He felt that he should leave that to the glory hounds and big boys. On another interesting note, it appears that England is back to the donation tactics that he implemented last season. Although last season he was a few weeks late to the party... this season he has had a jump or head start on the situation and will be gaining two doubles weeks, a week of 5 extra uncapped TPE and also an extra cool million dollars for the Player Store. Hopefully all transactions went through smoothly and in about 3 weeks he will have all claims updated! England has also confirmed that he is going to worry about getting his Defense up to 99 before anything else. It appears that he will be able to move up quickly in TPE at an alarming rate and we wouldn't doubt that he should be in the 400 to 500 range by next offseason. The math could be wrong on that estimate but the point is we believe he will be on cruise control for the rest of his career making teams pay as he passes the puck through the needle letting his big guns score for his team! Eventually he will have to get more physical and increase checking but for now he has said he is more worried about moving up to at least 90 in way of Defense! We wish England well and hope that he has a long and lustrous career in Finland as England is a team first kind of player and wants to be one of the core guys never to be traded away.

15 Minute Podcast about Derek England and his thoughts. Soundcloud Link

1. All of those picks and you blew it by not picking up Derek England... how do you explain that? 2. Did you know that Derek England is a madman who buys TPE every season and does all the TPE task? 3. How will you feel when the Titans roll over you in the upcoming seasons? 4. Did you know that you are 67 times more likely to get killed by a dog than a bear lol? 5. Can the Bears actually not finish last in the standing this year? 6. What do you think about the Space Needle? 7. Do you go to Mariners Games? 8. Do you go to Seahawk games? 9. Don't you hate it when the fans do that whole C-Hawk Chant? 10. How will you compete with the new NHL team coming to town??

Transaction ID: 2928-5017-4946-9872 Player Name: Derek England Doubles Week Doubles Week 5 Uncapped TPE $1M Player Store Seems the rules changed and we claim the money now instead of tagging Josh. Sorry bout that Josh!

Thanks for selecting me... I hope we make all those liars that said they were going to pick me higher eat their BullS---!!

Wow!! Ridiculous... Time To Riot!!

Derek England only had a one word comment... "Whatever"

Gold: Canada Silver: USA Bronze: World

Yeah sure in the SHL... they pay you millions of dollars so I do it all night long. In the VHL they give you Jack Squat!

Talk to my Agent. My contract does not allow me to answer questions!