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Evening!

So with myself stepping down,  we needed to replace the GM of Prague. With that said, please help me welcome

So this may come as a surprise to some and not to others. After the many seasons as being the GM of Prague I am stepping down. Life has become too hectic for me to handle everything at once so I am giving up my position as the GM of Prague. I will still be a commissioner though so I'm not leaving leaving. I wanted to thank everyone who has been/is on Prague. We were able to finally win a cup for the franchise!

So with that said we will be looking for someone to take over as the GM of Prague!

If you are interested in the opening, please post in this thread. Please do not contact the Commissioners outside of this thread, we will reach out to the chosen candidate privately.

***Please refrain from making comments regarding any candidates and their "worthiness" of being hired for this job, positive or negative. Any comment that is not an application will be removed to maintain a clean list of actual candidates, and (I hate that this actually needs to be said, but...) any member bashing will not be tolerated.***

  On 12/17/1992 at 6:27 PM, Will said:

15.3 - Spirit of Competition

i. Best Available Roster - General Managers are expected to put forth their best available roster, every game of the season. Managers found to be violating the spirit of competition within the league, especially, but not limited to, any form of tanking, will face punishment, at the discretion of the League Commissioners. Punishment will range up to, and including, but not limited to: Draft Pick Forfeiture, Salary Cap Fines, GM Dismissal.

So we went a whole season without having to implement this rule again. 

With that said, we do expect our GM's to do their jobs and follow the rules. There is a big difference between leaving your bot goalie in for 1 or 2 extra games. This punishment comes from way more. For that reason, the draft lottery odds are being adjusted as a form of punishment for Seattle @Banackock who played their bot goalie 9 extra times. While Riga @hedgehog337 did go over the required 8, it was by one game and as I stated earlier there is a big difference between 1 and 9. 

In order to keep things fair to the other teams in the lottery (and not give an advantage to some over the others) we have decided that Seattle will lose 15% odds of first overall pick (they will keep the position just not the odds). This 15% will then be re-distributed as 3% each to the remaining teams in the lottery.

That means the lottery odds this season are as follows:

1. Seattle - 10.0%

2. Davos - 23.0%

3. Vancouver - 20.5%

4. Chicago - 18.0%

5. Warsaw - 15.5%

6. Riga - 13%

It is the hope of the league that this will not be an every season occurrence and that it was simply a mistake on the part of the GM's rather than malicious tanking and no further adjustments to the rules will be made at this time so please don't prove us wrong and have to make this a seasonal thing that we punish more harshly.

- @Commissioner

19 minutes ago, STZ said:

I just hope everyone had fun

On 1/10/2024 at 10:48 PM, frescoelmo said:

I thought I was a GM once

Figment of your imagination

On 1/6/2024 at 5:08 AM, Victor said:

Eno solo commissioner and immediately removes any pretense of democracy. 

 

I like where his head is at.

On 1/6/2024 at 2:33 AM, Frank said:

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As you have seen both @Ricer13 and @thadthrasher have stepped down from their positions as GMs. The league wants to thank them for their time behind the bench.

If you want to apply to one team over the other indicate as such. If you're interested in both then say both. 

If you are interested in the opening, please post in this thread. Please do not contact the Commissioners outside of this thread, we will reach out to the chosen candidate privately.

***Please refrain from making comments regarding any candidates and their "worthiness" of being hired for this job, positive or negative. Any comment that is not an application will be removed to maintain a clean list of actual candidates, and (I hate that this actually needs to be said, but...) any member bashing will not be tolerated.***

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Ever wanted to get @FrostBeard to go off on a tangent about bees or @Ahma to talk about flamingos?

Well they've offered up the chance to make them discuss a specific topic on their podcast.

Bidding Start: $2

Increment bid: .50

22 hours ago, Spartan said:

wtf

Hi

@Frank Has offered his graphic services to the winning of this auction!

Ever wanted to make @Frank create a graphic of Tommy Pickles shooting a puck at Reptar?

Now's your chance

Starting Bid: $2

Increments at least: .50

@Banackock Has offered a $20 giftcard of your choice (only 1) 

$20 Steam, Xbox, PlayStation, Amazon etc gift card. ONE, not all.. of your choice. $5 to enter, random draw winner at the end. 

$1 entry. Random winner at the end.

Those who already bid $5 will get 5 entries. 

@MubbleFubbleshas offered his services to do draft visualizers. 

Each bid goes towards a draft class of their choice and he'll do a visualizer for any draft class that reaches $25 in cumulative bids. So for example, if S67, S75 and S82 all hit $25 in cumulative donations (so a grand total of $75), I'll do visualizers for all three of those classes.

Ever want your own graphic by @InstantRockstar now is your opportunity!

"I can offer my gfx services to make someone a graphic of their choosing. Can be a desktop background, league graphic or even a social graphic, whatever someone wants "

Doesn't even have to be a signature

Starting Bid: $2

Increments at least: .50

@Banackock has offered up his body

$250 (cumulative) total and I’ll do a massive cold plunge, outside, in the cold, Canadian, dark, Winter.  It’ll be worth it. We’ll make sure we pick a FREEZING DAY.