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Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are some brands you’re affiliated with?

2. Are there any players in the league doing hard drugs?

3. Whos the biggest bum in the VHL?

4. Who has been the biggest surprise this season?

5. Do you have any suggestions for staff?

6. How much beer can @Schnee chug?

Just now, Josh said:

Nah I'm good. 

Lazy but talented

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. What are your personal statistical goals this season?

2. What is your favourite donut?

3. Who’s the biggest bum in the VHLM and why?

4. What is your go-to pizza order?

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

6. How much beer can @Rhynex Entertainment chug?

1 hour ago, Garsh said:

https://i.imgur.com/zgdU1Xd.jpg

This sent me

Oslo Storm Press Conference
 

1. Draft is tonight. Is there any great prospects we don’t know of yet?

2. Do you like cookies or cookie dough?

3. What attribute are you upgrading next?

4. Which VHL team is your favorite and why?

5. What can the staff here in Oslo do to improve your experience?

6. How much beer can @dlamb chug?

Oslo Storm Press Conference 

1. The draft is on Monday. Who should we draft?

2. Who shouldn’t we draft on Monday?

3. What do you think the VHLE needs more of?

4. Who do you predict is going to be the contenders this season?
 

5. Who do you predict is going to be the tanking teams this season?

6. How has your experience been in the VHLE and with Oslo?

Not sure imma go that high lmfao

15 hours ago, Snussu said:

I feel like should go higher

I feel I should go lower 

1 hour ago, Victor said:

Woirld*

Oh true how did I miss that one. Don’t even look at the bottom line. Tf is going on there

I’ll apply

1 hour ago, rory said:

Our dear friends in the US of A will be the proud hosts on the S92 edition of the WCoH, with the host city being beautiful Portland, Oregon! Here's our lovely AI generated logo that is an abomination to all of creation!

 

 

The World Cup if hockey

nice

Congrats everyone!

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending March 3rd 2024

1. We are the champions! How did you celebrate?

2. Who was our teams MVP?

3. Where do you think you will play next season?

4. Lovstrom went on a heater. How much liquor did you liquor him up with?

5. Who is your favourite team in the VHL?

6. Who has been your in season MIP and why?

7 minutes ago, Hogan said:

Could add the ability to pin a certain post on somebodys profile. Just one post that they want everyone to see when visiting their profile.

Like pinning a post on your own profile?

4 hours ago, OrbitingDeath said:

@fonziGGgo make a tshirt out of this as a present for Piffer, she will never find out.

BRB printing it on a shirt as we speak

I’ll apply specifically to Halifax. Former Hali GM right here! (I’ll apply to all 3 but preference on Halifax)

Public spanking on @Banackock hehe. Keep it private bois

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 25 2023

1. We’re in the finals…. Did @Lemorse7 pay some bribes?

2. Who is your reapers MVP?

3. How do you think this series goes with Las Vegas?

4. Who is your favourite VHLM player that’s not on Philadelphia?

5. What type of vehicle does your VHL player drive?

6. Who is your favourite NHL player?

Just wanna say GL and I love Annie Oaks as a player! Hopefully it’s a fun finals!!

On a side note, everyone keeps saying Philly isn’t so great all season and we stormed in first place. That narrative continued until we made it to the finals. Maybe we’re better than just “luck”.

I’ll apply

On 2/19/2024 at 8:35 AM, CowboyinAmerica said:

15. Malmo Nighthawks (from Calgary): RW Yermolai Nabokov, Philadelphia Reapers, 205 TPE, @fonziGG

 

What do you get for the team that has everything? There are some talented goalies on the board, but Malmo has a few prospect goalies to replace Ash Sparks, including last year’s 10th overall pick Olafur Gunnleifsson. Defense is the strength of the team already with a few young players. So forward is where I’m going, and with a known member in Fonzi. Nabokov has a few welfare claims to his name, but the Fonzi agency has also demonstrated an ability to make strong players if motivated. Landing on the reigning Victory Cup champions would seem to be strong motivation, especially since it looks like the team’s core will continue winning for a few seasons.

Haha also fun fact, Malmo was the first team to ever select me in a VHL draft. Would love this pick but am happy to play for any team in the VHL of course!

17 hours ago, Grape said:

Thanks for noticing

No problem can we get more giant gifs?

The only reason I say this is primarily, I will eventually go inactive. Likely due to IRL reasons. I've been there where I drafted a guy first overall and then he went IA on my ass in like 20 mins (@Zetterberg) however I forgive thee. Point is, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want the pressure of a top pick to loom on me. I don't want to be the main guy on the roster. I just wanna chill and have fun and update when I want and when I can. Between having a child and tending to my wife, I really won't care about the VHL nor should I. Draft me, plan my player out and use him to win if you can if not, use him to tank I suppose? Point is, I don't really give a shit. Just don't waste a high pick on this guy cause I'm warning you now, he's gonna be a shitty earning player

And if you're the GM who drafts me in the first round, I'm sorry lmao. You're a dumbass. Read this shit, I warned you fam. I'm going to be a disappointment. The rest of my build is probably going to be 99 Leadership if it was up to me.

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023

1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice?

2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us!

3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders?

4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater?

5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success?

6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?