lil OG z

Cheers I'm currently about to puke so I'll respond in an hour
 
@ShawnGlade you did nothing for Ottawa and went inactive, also you called Minion my boyfriend when he wasn't even in our LR to cause shit, dil was right out you and I'm an idiot for inviting you back, another blunder of mine.. At least I can be honest, can you nerd?

Cheers I'm currently about to puke so I'll respond in an hour
 
@ShawnGlade you did nothing for Ottawa and went inactive, also you called Minion my boyfriend when he wasn't even in our LR to cause shit, dil was right out you and I'm an idiot for inviting you back, another blunder of mine.. At least I can be honest, can you nerd?

Chicago has built an amazing squad from where they were the past few seasons and even in those seasons the Phoenix was conpetitive. Honestly looking scary with how many different weapons can be utilized in the line up! Another solid write, right to the point!!

That's next on my list! xD

And you do it again! Bonus TPE!! LA bound!!! 

Cheers I'm currently about to puke so I'll respond in an hour
 
@ShawnGlade you did nothing for Ottawa and went inactive, also you called Minion my boyfriend when he wasn't even in our LR to cause shit, dil was right out you and I'm an idiot for inviting you back, another blunder of mine.. At least I can be honest, can you nerd?

Cheers I'm currently about to puke so I'll respond in an hour
 
@ShawnGlade you did nothing for Ottawa and went inactive, also you called Minion my boyfriend when he wasn't even in our LR to cause shit, dil was right out you and I'm an idiot for inviting you back, another blunder of mine.. At least I can be honest, can you nerd?

Just started a new one.

2 hours before you said you were going to message me, stop playing games. Have a good day

Was just out to post "Big dawg Busser coming through" definitley inspired me haha

#GOLYNXGO

Don’t sleep on the ‘M’s most underrated talent
Thomas Matthews of the Houston Bulls has been making big moves to become a heavy-hitter in the VHLM, and nobody is noticing…yet
 
 
HOUSTON, TX (10/04/2022) – It seems as if every draft in the history of drafts amongst any sport has what many refer to as a “dark horse.” What is a dark horse exactly? Well–the dark horse is an underrated and overlooked talent of a group of things. This emerging talent out of the Houston Bulls system in the Victory Hockey League Minors (VHLM) might be the dark horse of the upcoming S86 draft this offseason. 
 
Meet Thomas Matthews, a right-wing out of the Bulls. He’s recently moved up from the third line to the first, playing 25 games and scoring six goals and 20 points in 25 games. He joined the squad via. waiver signing in the middle of the S85 season and has been putting up a show in front of packed Houston arenas every night ever since.
 
“Thomas Matthews has stepped up to what the GM needed after he traded The Mediocre One, his Star Center. Although Matthews is an RW, he has been the #1 C for the bulls since he left and has recorded 2 goals and 5 assists in his past 2 games,” Matthews says to our crew in the locker room last night postgame when asked about his season and goals, “I want to be a captain one day, but right now, my focus is on development. I have no plans on anything but my skill development.” 
 
With his great stats and work ethic (maxing out most weeks), Thomas is planning to become an elite player in the league one day. Best of luck to his player!
 
 
 
 

Awwwww

No room in Ottawa but best of luck during the last 15 or so games... If you need a refresher just ask

With only 11 wins this season, Istanbul’s Professional Hockey Club is Fed-Up 
 
Many players of the VHLE squad have come out and publicly stated that the 11-37-6 record is “not who we are… unacceptable.” 
 
 
ISTANBUL, TURKEY (10/03/22) – Amidst a historically bad season for the Istanbul Red Wolves hockey club of the Victory Hockey League Europe (VHLE), during a recent press conference after the 8-1 loss to the Oslo Storm, the team expressed their displeasure with the team’s success. 
 
“Our team has done very little night in and night out to win,” Says the club head coach, “To be straight up with you…we suck, like really suck.” The coach had some choice words after his club only scored one goal against the Storm. “I mean damn it, we should’ve had that game,” He also stated. 
 
The Red Wolves have faced many challenges with their team’s success this season–low amounts of players, lack of talent–they’ve seen everything. They have a lot of players in the prospect pipeline that will be able to compete with the team next season. It gives fans something to look forward to, as they focus on the draft. 
 
Istanbul has six draft picks in this upcoming draft (S86), with two of them being first-round picks. One of those picks was acquired in a trade with the Geneva Rush giving their first-round pick to the Red Wolves in exchange for the Bratislava Watchmen’s first and second-round picks in the S86 draft. Geneva is amongst the bottom three in the standings–their record is 24-26-4, which makes their draft placement rather high.
 
The Wolves are in dire need of personnel for this upcoming season. Goaltender Lachlan Summers of the San Diego Marlins in the Victory Hockey League Minors (VHLM) is a great candidate for Istanbul to snag up with Geneva’s pick. The starter for the Marlins has an impressive stat line for this season, amassing a 25-21-6 record, 0.917 save percentage, and a 2.41 goals against average (GAA) between the pipes. Summers is looking like a great candidate for their starting role next year if they get drafted by the Wolves. 
 
When asked about the team’s success as of late, the fans share the same emotions expressed by the coach. “We suck, we can’t score, we’re awful,” One fan says to our crew in downtown Istanbul after the game, “But we can get better…we just need to put more effort on the ice night in and night out. Our scorers need to do their job, our goalie needs to make more clutch saves, and our defense has to shut down plays earlier.” 
 
The VHLE has only been a league for five seasons and played for four. The Wolves are on pace to only win roughly 15 games this season. That would make them one of the worst-performing teams in league history. You don’t ever want to be a part of that company. They have one thing to look forward to in the draft. Maybe then, these Wolves can fix their roster and try to compete for next season. They went far in the playoffs before, they can do it again. 
 
Other teams that are contending for a high pick in the draft would be the Rome Gladiators and would be the Geneva Rush, but they gave their pick to Istanbul in the trade mentioned above. All we can hope for is a better season next year, and for this one to end with at least 10 extra wins. No more being fed up. 
 
 

 

User @Bedirhanhas received a 1 week forum suspension (10/4-10/11) and 2 week tpe ban (weeks starting 10/10 and 10/17) for violation of the vhl code of conduct.
 
Specifically section 1.1 attacks against sexual orientation and gender identity. 
 
Reminder to all that everyone is allowed to freely share their gender identity and sexual orientation and speak about it. We don't tolerate comments made discouraging healthy conversations about said topics.

User @jRuutu has received a 2 week forum suspension (10/4-10/18) and 3 week tpe ban (weeks starting 10/10, 10/17, 10/24) 
 
Specifically section 1.1 attacks against sexual orientation and gender identity. 
 
Reminder to all that everyone is allowed to freely share their gender identity and sexual orientation and speak about it. We don't tolerate comments made discouraging healthy conversations about said topics.

7th round for Matthews apparently

Vegas sucks lol

S2 Ep1
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0aWHorEFdNsdjftWtmE0bn?si=wVvqeYnTQEe-gwldQkKFmA

Player Information
Username: Big Newff
Player Name: Grunkle Stan-dingyouup
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 18
Position: C
Height: 80 in.
Weight: 250 lbs.
Birthplace: United States of America

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