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Fire_In_Babylon

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    Chad Gilbert
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  1. Once thought to be long out of a playoffs spot, the Marlins have won 16 of their last 20 games, including a 9 game winning streak. I never had any doubt! Rumors of me demanding a trade is completely false and just plain silly. Why would I (one the best centers in the league, ahem) want to leave a team on the rise like the Marlins?! So how did they, err… we get here? Well, it all starts with Roadkill Steve, Raleigh Ritichie, and me (natch’). The three of us are lead leaders in goals and points. Meanwhile King Kruul is knocking the shit out of anyone in his way, and Will Clarke standing among the league’s top D-men. Add in recent addition Nicolas Fomba who’s played a mere 20 games and has already posted 15 wins with 1 shutout and a beautiful 2.68 GAA, and you’ve got a recipe for wins baby! Also, those face off wins help. Ahem.... Look out VHLM, the Marlins are making a late season push! Be afraid! We want it all!
  2. 1. Winning 2. Not sure really. Maybe some consistency in the games or TPE events 3. Me. Duh 4. A bigger push for skill players in the off season 5. Ya, I prefer discord. Forums are kinda old school. I mean, I'm old, but prefer discord. That said, the Forum is better for TPE events, news, and updates 6. Probably whoever is top 5 in points, assists, and leads the lead in faceoff wins. Not sure what kind of magical player would be all those things.... 7. Nope. 8. Wake up, shower, poop, shower again because I pooped, eat, drive to area, poop, eat, dominate, celly, eat, poop, drink, sleep
  3. 1. We need to score more than the other team!! Also it'd be super nice if other teams start letting games end in ties or something while we win. 2. Vermont. Great Beer! Not that I would know, being - uh - 19 or whatever. 3. Forbe! I miss that dude.He's moved onto VHL but now we're on TEAM USA! 4. They're fine. I mean, I can't complain about my line. 5. Nah, we're a good locker room. 6. Maybe? Especially if the season is lost. I think it would be best for our the team's future 7. Me
  4. Cheese-Itz! 600 face-offs taken, 65%! Good lord. Good almighty god that’s impressive. For those of you who’ve been following my long and storied carrier, you know that my face-off skills are what got me into the league. I was just some poor kid in East Hartford who like to beat up bullies before my local hockey coach saw potential in me. And here I am, embarrassing the shit out of opposing Centers. Come at me bro! I can’t be stopped, I won’t be stopped! But enough about me, lets chat about my beloved Marlins. The team who believed in me… We’re coming for you VHLM. We’re growing and moving and shaking. My boy Fever has got a fever baby, and the only cure is TPE! He getting better and helping this team get to where it needs to be: The Playoffs It’s our destiny. It has to happen, because this is likely my final VHLM season, and I want to finish on top. Lets do this boys! mmmm…cheese-itz
  5. 1. I'm a god damn smoke show baby! Top 5 in points and always killing the FO 2. Top? Not likely. Playoffs? Sure as hell we can! And should! We have the talent. 3. Ya man, my boy Roadkill is actually killing it with assists and RItchie is a goal scoring MoFo 4. I guess Houston, Mississauga, and Vegas, cause they have cool logos. I'll tell you who I don't like. Philly, coz Philly is the worse, and Halfix, cause their logo looks like a birthday cupcake 5. The Index interface is a little glitchy sometimes. I find myself looking at the wrong season or a post season stat and have no idea how to find what I need. 6. I'm not tied to any 1 player render,though the Ranger-ier the better.
  6. 1. DUDE I AM FUCKING STOKED! I'm actually scoring early and often while STILL dominating the faceoff. FERDA! 2. Me. HAHAHAH no i'm kidding but not really but kinda me. Seriously though, Raleigh Ritchie is KILLING IT brah. Love it. 3. Its kind of a bummer bro. Losing sucks. But there's a sense of optimism with our new goalie. 4. Score more goals than the other team. 5. I dunno. Keep Ritchie to my right and it's all good bro. 6. Not lose as much. 7. I'm a Riga bro. 8. Well, besides banking it cuz I wanna stay down here, I'd dump it all into scoring bro. I'm hooked! It feels good! 9. We need to attract FAs man. Missed a few that could have helped out. Need to hype the young guys into where to slot their TPE too. Team effort bro!
  7. Wow! As of this writing I’ve somehow become a top 10 player in points. Yes, I’m as surprised as you are! I’ve already nearly surpassed my point total of last season, and I’ve for sure hit the back of the net more. I never thought I’d see the day. I put so much effort into improving my overall game and it’s so satisfying to see these results. There’s a lesson in there somewhere. All this, and I’m still dominating the Face off. A year older and a year wiser. I never dreamed I could evolve as a player like I have, and I have the VHLM to thank. God damn dad would be so proud of me! Unfortunately my turnaround isn’t helping my team. After a hot start, the Marlins are sitting in last place and there’s not a lot of hope on the horizon. There’s no fingers to point anywhere, we need to work harder and grow together. It’s the only chase we have! There’s a lot of game left to play and I think we can do it!
  8. 1. Well they took me first overall, so pretty god dang good. Besides that I have no idea. So many new faces! ? But I look forward to playing with all of them! 2. Get dressed 3. Young, kinda inexperienced, but man, a ton of potential! Hope everyone is as focused as I was my rookie year! 4. Needs a carpet cleaning, to be honest. 5. Well, zero so far. What a dumb question. But I do hope to score a lot 6. SAN DIEGO!! 7. Depth 8. I'm not a smart man, but I know what Ferda is. 10. Long and hard, like a body building elf.
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