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  1. An excellent community. Check it out. http://pbesim.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/pcfyyJw6w4
  2. I think it's super embarrassing you put so much time into this and took this so personally. It was offseason, I had nothing to write about so I used info in your article to learn about and rewrite another version of the rankings. Big fucking deal. Cry me a river. You're such a victim of this monster that had a similar article in this fake hockey community, boo hoo.
  3. As the VHLM gears up for Season 91, here’s a snapshot of the team rankings as anticipation builds among fans: Starting with Halifax 21st, prospects look grim with their sparse roster. With only a forward and goalie, they lack depth and may employ a strategy of tactical losses for future drafts. The San Diego Marlins, similarly, meet the bare minimum requirements but lack a goaltender—a glaring omission that could cost them dearly unless they find a solution soon. Mexico City Kings have potential but also share the goaltender issue, making their playoff hopes precarious unless they secure a reliable netminder via trade or waivers. The Las Vegas Aces have all positions filled but carry the “dylan” curse—an underperforming element that could undermine their season unless their TPA growth is consistent. Mississauga Hounds have a solid goalie and decent forwards, but with no defensemen, their ability to defend a title seems unlikely unless they address this critical gap promptly. Miami Marauders present as a median team, with no exceptional TPA scores to predict a threatening playoff performance. Saskatoon Wild boasts a deep forward lineup and a good goalie but are thin on defense. However, their draft depth could allow them to be a serious contender if they play their cards right. Ottawa Lynx look strong with the highest TPA skaters but must enhance their goaltending to leverage their full potential and aim for the top league positions. Philadelphia Reapers possess a formidable goalie and a solid roster. Depth is their concern, but if their players reach TPA cap, they could be formidable in the postseason. Finally, the Houston Bulls lead the pack with a well-rounded team and a fully capped goalie. With a unique defensive setup, they have little need for change and are the favorites to win it all. As teams take to the ice, the rankings point to a season full of surprises and thrilling hockey. Stay tuned, as the VHLM journey unfolds.
  4. My goal for S91 is to elevate my game to an all-star level and be a leader on and off the ice for my team. I believe in our team's hard work and dedication. Yes, Toronto will make the playoffs again in S91. I worked on my shot accuracy and power during the off-season, aiming to contribute more goals. This is too close to call at this point. I can't make a prediction without seeing some of these teams in action. For leading the Legion in points, I'd bet on our playmaker who's looking sharp—Lavelle As for goals, I see the sharpshooter Mac Atlas taking that spot. His off-season training has been intense.
  5. As the VHLM gears up for another exhilarating season, fans and pundits alike scrutinize the rosters, searching for clues that might betray the potential triumphs and pitfalls awaiting the teams. With the draft and trades behind us, each team's lineup tells a story of strategy and anticipation. Some have bet on a constellation of stars to lead the charge, while others have opted for the long game, building patiently through drafts and development. In a league where every decision is magnified, the margins for error are razor-thin, and the difference between glory and obscurity can hinge on a single player's performance. Here's an insight into how the VHLM teams stack up this season, complete with the excitement and uncertainty that only pre-season rankings can provide. Power Rankings 10) Halifax 21st Starting at the bottom, Halifax 21st is in for a challenging season. Their roster is noticeably bare, boasting only one forward and a goalie. Although these players carry a decent Total Point Allocation (TPA), the lack of team depth is concerning. Their history with waiver acquisitions hasn't been favorable, and it seems like they might adopt a strategic loss to garner high draft picks for future seasons. Expect a rebuilding year for Halifax. 9) San Diego Marlins The San Diego Marlins have filled their roster to the minimum requirement but have glaringly left the net unattended with no goaltender to speak of. They might hope that their decent forwards and defensemen can cover the deficiency, but history tells us that a goalie can make or break a season. If they don't find a solution soon, they may have to adopt a selling strategy as the season progresses. Las Vegas Aces Las Vegas Aces present a more rounded roster with each position filled, though questions linger over their goaltending and forwards. The "dylan" curse, synonymous with underperforming players, is a potential hazard. However, should they maintain active TPA growth, the Aces are poised to put up a good fight in the league. 7) Mexico City Kings Mexico City Kings are mirroring San Diego's structure, just one forward short. Their skaters are in good standing TPA-wise, yet they share the same crucial weakness — the absence of a goaltender. Unless the Kings manage to secure a netminder through waivers or trade (Halifax may be a potential partner), their playoff hopes could be dashed early, or they might not even make it that far. 6) Miami Marauders Miami Marauders strike as an average team, fulfilling all roles but without outstanding TPA in any. While they may hold their ground in the mid-league standings, they're not predicted to be a major threat when it comes to playoff time unless they can pull some surprises. 5) Mississauga Hounds Mississauga Hounds boast commendable forwards and a strong goaltender in Dutil, but their lack of defensemen is a significant handicap. They might survive until newer players join to bolster the ranks, but without a timely resolution to their defensive woes, the Hounds may find defending any title beyond their reach. 4) Saskatoon Wild Saskatoon Wild has a robust forward group and a capable goaltender, but they're thin on defense. Their depth, especially in the draft, is an asset that could allow for strategic moves to shore up their backline. Expect Saskatoon to be a frequent topic in contention discussions this season. 3) Philadelphia Reapers The Philadelphia Reapers, with a top-notch goaltender and a strong roster, albeit slightly thin, are anticipated to maintain a high position in the league. Depth could be their Achilles' heel, but if they manage to cap their players by season's end, they could be a destructive force in the postseason. 2) Ottawa Lynx The Ottawa Lynx enter the season with the highest TPA skaters, making them a formidable force on the ice. Their only weakness lies in the goaltending department, where they'll need improvement to truly dominate. If they can bolster their goalie and depth, they're on track to reach the top of the league standings. 1) Houston Bulls Topping the rankings, the Houston Bulls are the team to beat. Their roster, complete with a fully capped goalie and players expected to max out their TPA, is the envy of the league. With an unusual three-defensemen setup, they have flexibility for strategic trades, but standing as the best team, there's little incentive to change their winning formula. As the puck drops on a new season, these rankings set the stage for what's sure to be a season of shakeups, showdowns, and spectacular hockey. Keep your eyes on the ice — this is anyone's game.
  6. I'm late on the summary but just looking for some TPE! In the opening game of the Continental Cup Finals, the Prague Phantoms secured a convincing 4-1 victory over the Los Angeles Stars. The Phantoms dominated the early stages of the game, with Faith Hope Love and Nikolas Kauppi scoring power-play goals in the first period. Los Angeles struggled to find their rhythm, and the penalty trouble only added to their woes. The second period saw Prague extend their lead with a goal from Fred Hampton, capitalizing on another power-play opportunity. The Stars’ defense was put to the test as they faced a total of 33 shots over the game, with goalie Art Vandelay making 29 saves. Los Angeles finally got on the board in the third period with a power-play goal from Adam Rage, but any momentum was short-lived as John Jameson quickly responded for Prague, sealing the victory for the Phantoms. Matt Murdock’s stellar performance in goal for Prague earned him the second star of the game, making 27 saves and showcasing a .964 save percentage. Nikolas Kauppi, with a goal and two assists, was named the first star, while John Jameson rounded out the stars of the game. Los Angeles will need to regroup and address their penalty issues as they prepare for the next game, while Prague will look to maintain their momentum and take a commanding lead in the series. The Stars showed glimpses of their potential in the third period, and they will need to build on that moving forward.
  7. Growing up, I was a huge fan of Sidney Crosby. His skill on the ice and his leadership with the Penguins really inspired me to pursue hockey. My go-to pre-game meal is usually grilled chicken with pasta and a side of steamed vegetables. It gives me the energy I need to perform my best. I haven't won any awards in the VHL yet, but I'm working hard towards it. I'd really like to have won the Rookie of the Year award; but I especially enjoy the awards voted for by my peers, it would be an honor to be recognized for my contributions to the team. Now, my turn to ask: What changes have you noticed in the team's dynamic with the new players coming in for this season? How has the coaching staff helped in preparing you and the team for the upcoming challenges? Are there any specific areas of your game that you’ve been focusing on improving during this training camp?
  8. Toronto Legion's Montgomery Burns shared his insights as the team dives into the demanding phases of training camp, reflecting the squad's high spirits and commitment to the game. Emphasizing the invigorating return to routine, Burns acknowledged the unparalleled feeling of being back on ice with his teammates, driving home the importance of the communal spirit in hockey. Injuries, a common adversary in sports, have already made their mark on the Legion's roster early in the training season. Despite this, Burns highlighted the team's resilient 'next man up' mentality, praising the immediate substitutes for stepping up to the challenge. The medical staff were lauded for their unwavering support, working diligently to ensure a swift return for the injured players. Burns delved into his personal off-season preparations, underlining the significance of balancing rigorous physical training with quality family time, which he deemed vital for maintaining a grounded perspective. As for his ambitions for the upcoming season, Burns kept it team-centric, expressing his determination to contribute significantly in all aspects of the game and ultimately, to aid the Legion in clinching a championship. Commending the fresh talent in the locker room, Burns highlighted the palpable energy brought by the younger players, stating their presence has positively challenged the veterans and uplifted the team's overall performance levels. In a heartfelt message to the Legion fans, Burns expressed gratitude, urging them to stay engaged and promising an exciting, relentless pursuit of victory in the impending season.
  9. Interviewer: “Hi everyone, we’re here with Montgomery Burns from the Toronto Legion, talking about the first couple of weeks of training camp. Montgomery, thank you for taking the time to chat with us today. How does it feel to be back on the ice?” Montgomery Burns: “It feels great, honestly. There’s something about getting back into the routine and the grind of training camp that just feels right. You know, we spend a lot of our off-season working on our own, trying to stay in shape, but it’s not the same as being out there with the team.” Interviewer: “Speaking of being with the team, how is the team morale right now?” Montgomery Burns: “Team morale is high. We’re all excited to be back and we’ve got a lot of young, hungry guys in the locker room this year. Everybody is pushing each other to get better, and that competition is really what drives us.” Interviewer: “And how has the team been dealing with the injuries that have cropped up early on?” Montgomery Burns: “Injuries are always a part of the game, and it’s never easy to see your teammates go down. But we’ve got a next man up mentality here, and the guys who have stepped in have done a great job. Our training and medical staff are top-notch, and they’re doing everything they can to get the injured guys back on the ice as soon as possible.” Interviewer: “Can you talk a bit about your personal preparations for the season?” Montgomery Burns: “Sure, I spent a lot of the off-season working on my conditioning and my strength. I wanted to come into camp in the best shape possible, ready to compete for a spot on the roster. I also spent a lot of time with my family, just enjoying the time off and recharging for the season.” Interviewer: “How important is that time off and spending time with family?” Montgomery Burns: “It’s incredibly important. The season is a long grind, and being able to take some time away from the game, to relax and spend time with loved ones, it helps keep you grounded. It helps keep everything in perspective.” Interviewer: “What are your personal goals for this season?” Montgomery Burns: “Personally, I just want to be the best player I can be for this team. I want to contribute offensively, be responsible in my own end, and just be a guy that the coaches can rely on in any situation. I’ve set some specific statistical goals for myself, but at the end of the day, it’s all about helping the team win.” Interviewer: “And what about team goals? What are the Legion aiming for this season?” Montgomery Burns: “Our goal is to win a championship. Plain and simple. We’ve got the talent in that locker room to do it, and if we all buy in, work hard, and play for each other, I believe we can achieve great things this season.” Interviewer: “You mentioned the young guys on the team earlier. Any standout performances so far in training camp?” Montgomery Burns: “There’s a lot of young talent here, and a lot of guys have stood out. It’s hard to single out just one or two guys. I think as a group, they’ve all come in and shown that they’re ready to compete at this level. They’re pushing us older guys to be better, and that’s exactly what you want to see.” Interviewer: “Last question, Montgomery. What message do you have for the Legion fans out there?” Montgomery Burns: “Just a big thank you for all the support. We can feel the excitement in the city, and we’re ready to go out there and give it our all for you guys. Stick with us, it’s going to be a great season.” Interviewer: “Montgomery, thanks again for your time, and best of luck this season.” Montgomery Burns: “Thank you, really appreciate it.”
  10. [The room buzzes with the hum of anticipation. Reporters and media personnel adjust their cameras, microphones at the ready. The emblem of the Toronto Legion stands proudly in the backdrop as Mooner, the General Manager of the Toronto Legion, steps up to the podium, with Assistant General Manager animal74 by his side.] @Moon: "Good morning, everyone. We're thrilled to kick off this year's training camp. After the rollercoaster of last season and the hard-fought battles in the playoffs, we're looking ahead, focused on growth and pushing our limits." @animal74: "It's an exciting time. Our players have come back motivated, and there's an incredible energy in the camp. We've seen some promising displays of skill in the initial sessions, and we're optimistic about the season ahead." Mooner: "We've also been closely working with our coaching staff and trainers to ensure our players get the best preparation possible. Our strategies, team dynamics, and training regimes have been refined, aiming for better consistency and resilience on the ice." Reporter: "What's the main goal for this training camp?" animal74: "It's multi-faceted. Primarily, we want to strengthen our team cohesion and ensure every player, whether a rookie or a veteran, is perfectly aligned with our vision and tactics. We're also emphasizing physical fitness and injury prevention." Mooner: "Our fans have been phenomenal, and their unwavering support motivates us every day. This season, we aim to give them even more reasons to cheer. To our beloved Legion fans: The next chapter is about to begin, and we promise it's going to be exhilarating." [Mooner and animal74 nod to the assembled media, signaling the conclusion of the press conference.]
  11. In an exclusive off-season interview with VHL.com, Montgomery Burns, the notable rookie from the Toronto Legion, delved deep into the tumultuous past season. Describing it as an "electrifying ride," Burns opened up about the team's journey, highlighting both their soaring highs and testing lows. The intensity of the playoffs, especially the gripping 7-game series against the Los Angeles Stars, was a focal point of the conversation. Burns recalled the adrenaline and pressure of Game 7, expressing pride in the team's unwavering spirit despite the heartbreaking outcome. On a personal front, while honored to finish third in the rookie of the year race, Burns admitted to being slightly underwhelmed by his stats but remains optimistic about future growth. He lauded teammates Siyan Yasilievich and Ronan Lavelle for their outstanding contributions but emphasized that unexpected heroes like Jimi Jaks and Dens Oden played pivotal roles in the team's success. Burns also spoke warmly about the Legion's locker room, describing it as the "heart of the team." He attributed the squad's unity and spirit to the unbreakable bonds formed throughout the season. Closing the interview, Burns left a heartfelt message for the Legion fans, promising an even more resolute return next season.
  12. On a warm, balmy afternoon, I found myself on the porch of Montgomery Burns' exquisite Toronto residence, nestled in the heart of the city. Despite the Legion's recent loss, there was a happiness surrounding him, a tranquility that comes with introspection. Sports Reporter: Montgomery, first off, thanks for inviting us into your home. Looking back at this rollercoaster of a season for the Toronto Legion, how do you summarize the journey? Montgomery Burns: It's been an electrifying ride, truly. The highs were sky-high, and the lows really tested our resilience. But the spirit of the team, the commitment to our goal, it never wavered. We went into the season with a lot of hope, and I think we delivered some unforgettable moments. Sports Reporter: The playoffs were especially intense. That 7-game series against the Los Angeles Stars was epic. What was going through your mind during that series, especially in Game 7? Montgomery Burns: That series was a testament to our team's tenacity. Every game was a battle, and Game 7 was the pinnacle. It's hard to describe the emotions – the adrenaline, the pressure, the desire to clinch it for our fans. While the outcome wasn't what we hoped for, I'm proud of how we fought. Sports Reporter: Speaking of personal achievements, you finished third in the rookie of the year race. While it was a slow start, you really seemed to find your stride. Thoughts on your personal performance? Montgomery Burns: Honestly, I'm a bit underwhelmed by my own numbers. I always strive for more. However, finishing third in the rookie race is an honor, and it's a reminder that every game counts. It's been a learning experience, and I aim to build on it next season. Sports Reporter: Siyan Yasilievich and Ronan Lavelle had stellar performances throughout the playoffs. However, players like Jimi Jaks and Dens Oden also stepped up. How crucial were these contributions to the team's journey? Montgomery Burns: Absolutely vital. Siyan and Ronan were outstanding, no doubt, but hockey's a team sport. Every line, every player has a role. Jimi's goals, Dens's assists – they were game-changers. It underscores the depth of talent we have in our roster and how everyone can step up when needed. Sports Reporter: The Legion's locker room has been lauded for its unity and spirit. Can you shed some light on what makes this group so special? Montgomery Burns: Our locker room is the heart of the team. It's where we regroup, refocus, and lift each other up. The camaraderie we share, the bonds formed over the season – they're unbreakable. Every player, from the rookies to the veterans, contributes to this positive atmosphere. It's a place where we celebrate victories and console each other after tough losses. It's truly special. Sports Reporter: As the season closes and you reflect, what's the biggest lesson you'll carry into the next one? Montgomery Burns: Resilience. This season taught us the importance of bouncing back, of believing in our capabilities even when things aren't going our way. We've faced adversity, but it's made us stronger. Next season, we'll come back with even more determination and hunger to win. Sports Reporter: Lastly, a message for the Legion fans who've been with you every step of the way? Montgomery Burns: To our incredible fans – your support has been our backbone. You've cheered us on, believed in us, and stood by us through thick and thin. We play for you, and while this season didn't end with the ultimate prize, we promise to give it our all next time. Onwards, to the next battle!
  13. In a riveting game 7, the Los Angeles Stars clinched a narrow victory over the Toronto Legion, concluding with a score of 3-2. Despite their strong start and taking the lead with goals from Tomas Sogaard and Mac Atlas in the first period, Toronto Legion couldn’t maintain their momentum. Los Angeles, on the other hand, staged an impressive comeback. Napoleon Dynamite and Gregger McKeggegger played pivotal roles in turning the tide in the second period, leveling the score, and then taking the lead with a power-play goal. Although Toronto Legion attempted a fightback and outshot the Stars 32-26, stellar goaltending by Art Vandelay (LAS) halted their efforts. Gregger McKeggegger emerged as the 1st star of the game, contributing crucially with a goal and an assist, demonstrating tangible impact in offensive and defensive plays. The Legion failed to capitalize on their power-play opportunity, and their season ended with a heartbreaking loss. Los Angeles Stars advance, showcasing a great blend of resilience and clutch play.
  14. In a riveting match between the Toronto Legion and Los Angeles Stars, the latter secured a 3-1 victory despite being outshot 29-24. The first period passed goalless, with the Stars accumulating minor penalties. The real action began in the second period, Bobby Bob of Toronto netted the first goal, only to be swiftly followed by two successive goals from the Stars, one each by Todd Cooke and Svatopluk Puk. Though Toronto had 15 shots in the final period, Cooke sealed the game with another goal for Los Angeles. Star goaltender Art Vandelay made 28 saves, crucially contributing to the Stars' triumph. Key players for the Stars included Svatopluk Puk, who registered a goal and two assists, and Todd Cooke with his two pivotal goals, both of whom were rightfully featured in the game’s top three stars. Notably, both teams stood firm in penalty kills, with no power-play goals conceded. Despite the valiant effort by the Legion, their offensive pursuits were stymied by Vandelay’s exceptional goalkeeping, ending their chances of a comeback. This game was a blend of aggressive offensive play, steadfast defense, and showcased goaltending prowess, encapsulating the thrill and unpredictability inherent in the sport. Ultimately, strategic plays and crucial saves defined the Stars’ win in this enthralling encounter.
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