SuicidalNomad

1. Unfortunately Proto has decided to step down from the GM post for the team, but we all know how much he meant to this team. Do you have any words of appreciation for Proto? That was quick. Um...He got the ball rollin', and I'm thankful for that at least.2. Spartan has taken up the mantle of Las Vegas GM. Do you have any words of encouragement for our new leader? Yeah: Don't freakin' blow it.3. Smack dab in the middle of the season, we remain among the best teams in the league with 57 points. What can we do to maintain this momentum pushing forward? We keep doing what we've been doing. It's worked for us so far. At some point, however, I'd like to see all of us take it to the next level.4. What are some goals you have to make the second half of your season even better than the first half? Check more schmucks, give zero f***s.5. What are you looking forward to doing the most as quarantine restrictions are moving towards lifting? Personally, I'm just looking forward to going out more. Part of the fun of this job is we get to travel, and I do the same on my off time. So really just getting out and seeing different places, being able to take it all in, that kind of thing.6. If you had the chance to bring a new team to the VHLM, where would you want them to play and why? Saturn. Dude, playing on Saturn's icy rings would be dope!

1. How was your first game in the VHLM? If this isn't your first season, how'd it feel to be back? Bro, dude, it was un-freakin'-real dude. I know this isn't the big big leagues, but it's my first step of many in my career, and I'm excited for every part of it 2. How do you feel about the first week of the season? Seeing as how we're the best team in the league right now, in my biased opinion, it feels like we're on track to win a lot more than a few games. 3. Do you think we can maintain the pace that we are on? It'll definitely be a challenge to maintain this level of perfection, but I think with guys like Blaze, Williams, and Moreau, I think we can do it. 4. What's your signature move after you score a goal? Punch someone in the face and get 5 for fighting. 5. If your player had a documentary made about them, what would the title be? Art of the Gordie Hat Trick. 6. You just won $1,000,000 on a lotto ticket. What's the first thing you do? Invest responsibly in booze n hookers. It *is* Vegas.

1. With Poptart stepping down, how do you feel with the new addition that is @Proto? Well, I've only just started in the league, so I'm the last person to ask, but he's been nothing but welcoming to me, so I have full confidence that he's the guy fir the job. 2. Do you feel comfortable with the new locker room? I don't feel comfortable with 15 guys in their underwear, not really. Hahaha! 3. Do you have any line suggestions? I've yet to inspect the lines, so I'll get back to you. 4. Do you feel that Proto at the helm can change our winning and losing? From what I've seen from this organization, we have the full package. Nothing can stop us from winning the prize. 5. Do you have any team award suggestions? Yeah, me, for Most Fly. 6. How many points do you want to have at the end of the season? (Keep it realistic) 2 million. Screw your realism.

So I'm working on a podcast and I'm wondering what kinds of questions would you like me to answer? I've no idea what I'm doing, so any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

Knights4Cup

I haven't been a fan long enough to know wtf anyone's talking about in regards to CBAs and caps. I'm just happy to be here. Also fuck Matt Cooke.

Greetings fellow kids!

I tried weed for the first time a couple weeks ago. Eh. It's okay. Calmed me down slightly, but other than that, I couldn't feel a damn thing.

Same. I was busy playing Parappa the Rapper, and no amount of boobage was gonna keep me from beating the bathroom level. Which I never did, but whatevs.

Player Information Username: SuicidalNomad Player Name: Jack Mount Recruited From: Reddit Age: 19 Position: C Height: 72 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: United States of America Player Page @VHLM GM