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Rebranding some teams? Since this week is theme week I recently went through and looked at the list of the teams we have across all the leagues. I think there are quite a few teams that could use a rebrand, some a small logo change, some a whole relocation. There are a couple teams I want to focus on here in this media spot and I feel like they are the most common ones to be picked on. The first franchise I think needs a change is the New York Americans. I honestly feel the logo isn’t good and the team name doesn’t go well with the location. I feel like DC should take over the American name, or have something to do with patriotism! I think that makes more sense since the White House and all that jazz. For New York, the Liberty or something works (I know it’s a WNBA team but it’s just so clean, or we can take the New York out of the name and replace it with one of the boroughs, such as Manhattan or Brooklyn, i personally like the Brooklyn Bandits for the New York team or the Manhattan Metros! I feel like it’s super clean and is something new and fun. Another change I would make would be to take Calgary or Vancouver and relocate them to Montreal or Quebec City. I feel as if as hockey fans, fans of Montreal or not, they are a storied franchise in the NHL so to me it would be honouring them by putting such a storied franchise in our league. I know there are devoted Vancouver and Calgary fans who wouldn’t like this, so hopefully this could be part of an expansion, but if not this makes the most sense to me. A name for Montreal would be something like the Montreal Olympiques. Montreal was the first Canadian city to hold the Olympics and we can put the name in French to honour the French Canadians! Quebec City’s name could be the Quebec City Frontenacs! The reason for this is that it is a five-star hotel that holds history in the city. The next change I would make is some logos. Fairly recently we had Riga get a new logo and it is so clean now. My own team the Warsaw Predators is a team I think needs a new logo. I feel like there are better options than what we have currently. Let us use a top predator in real life, such as a Siberian tiger or a shark, to give the team a little more life and make it pop more with the team colours. I think the Shark is the best option due to the team colours that we currently have. I think the location for Warsaw is great and we should keep the team in Poland! These would be my rebrands that I could see the league doing eventually. I feel like change is coming due to this theme week so we will sit back and enjoy! Sorry if this media spot seems out of wack and not the best. Feeling super sick all week and it hasn’t gotten better lol! Cheers

Today King Kisslinger went around Warsaw and gave away free tickets to the team's next Home game to the citizens of Warsaw. GM Bob Tristan encouraged the team to go out and give back to the community as they have supported the team through the good and bad times. "We have been on a bit of a streak, we are selling out and it is hard to come by tickets", said Tristan. We know that there are a lot of people who cannot afford the tickets and have to sit at home to watch the game and not get to experience Warsaw hockey. Today we are going to change that and go out and give out 250 tickets that the team pooled the money for to give some fans the VIP experience. The Warsaw players are the ones that will be handing them out, so not only do the fans get to meet the players, but they also get free tickets!!

1. Hawks and Red wings, favourite team is Chicago and favourite player is patty kane. 2. They are having a career year and I think a choice for the Dustin Funk Trophy at the end of the season. 3. that it is closer to summer lmao 1. if you had to have one NHL player on your team to win a game who would it be and why? 2. Who would have the best style on your VHLM/E/VHL team? 3. if you had to eliminate one NHL team which would it be and why?

Warsaw went on a little heater recently, we are currently 6-0-1 in our last seven games with so crazy performances from many different people on our team! Our goalie Summers has been lights-out! Summers posted up a massive shutout in a dominant game against the Titans! King Kisslinger got his first hatty of the season in quite a while and Maxim the dream putting up 4 in a close win against Riga. The team is shaping up and we are performing super well. I am super happy to be able to write positively about our season and my players. I think we can keep pushing and enter the playoffs this season. I think that if we all keep this momentum it will be hard to stop us. There are so many Warsaw doubters and it is really fun to watch us continue to play our hockey and win many games. I am excited to see where we finish, let's go warsaw!!!

1. I think Ai can be an amazing tool, I don't think Ai should touch anything to in government positions lol, But I think having an AI assistant would be sweet. 2. Why not, I have never really played so why not give it a try! 3. Being active and trying ur best to earn as much as you can, some of the top players stat wise can have half the tpe the most has! 1. Was there any team you wanted to be drafted by when you first started? 2. If your player had to go pro in any other sport what would it be and why? 3. If you could have a superpower what would it be and why?

Lately I have been experience really bad writers block and I cannot think of a different format on my media spots, and it’s hard for me to not talk about the same things but I feel like that’s understandable lol. Lately I have been talking about my players expectations and how i want him to perform, I’ll do interviews but i need to try to find a new way to talk about my player for these media spots. I know doing what i do gets the job done but i want to keep it interesting not only for myself but for the few readers I have. So today I’m gonna try something a little different and talk about some of my former players and where i was in the league during those times. Hopefully this is somewhat interesting and not a snooze fest. Zachariah Kisslinger was my first player ever in the VHL, my friend was bugging me for weeks that i needed to try this league and he thinks I’d like it a lot. So in May of 2020 i decided to give it a go and created my first ever player, Zachariah Kisslinger. He was a max height defender, i made him a D man because the league needed some at the time. He was my “figure everything out player” although all i did was claim welfare, press conference and practice. It was my introduction to the league and it helped me get to know some of the people from around the league. I had a lot of fun on this character and it helped get the nerves out about being in a league with many new people. Without this player i don’t think I’d be where i am today in this league. He was a Prague lifer and an okay last line dman! Zach Kisslinger II is the player that i went all in on for the first 7 seasons. I max updated every week, got my first AGM job and did everything i could to be the best player I could be. He has a retired jersey in Warsaw, and was the assistant captain and Captain for many seasons, won an award and a cup during my tenure there and it was such a good experience. I think this player could be in the hall of fame eventually, if he has won more personal awards he would have been no doubt. He was a Warsaw lifer and was the character where i finished learning most things about the league. I had some personal issues come up in his last few seasons and i didn’t update for months which may have caused his downhill play. King Kisslinger is what I’m hoping to be my perfect player. He has been very underwhelming in his early seasons and is having a current turnaround this season. The way he is playing is great right now, he is a pass first shoot later forward. He is lethal in the faceoff dot and is on the Warsaw Predators just like Zach Kisslinger II, he is currently signed to a 3 or 4 season deal with a full NTC! He is currently committed to bringing the cup back to Warsaw! Hope this article was a little interesting, wanted to change it up like I said. I had to do it on my phone as I am back home for Easter and don’t have my set up here where i do my fancy articles!

King Kisslinger is starting to heat up and become the player he always wanted to be. He is almost consistently on the score sheet making an impact on every game he plays. It makes me feel good because all the updating has been worth it finally, i knew that eventually I’d take off and start dialling. It’s only a matter of time before i get recognition as one of the best players in the league, it is coming and it is coming fast. Warsaw has been playing very well and keeping games close against top teams and sometimes even beating them, our goalie has been insane and the big three have been doing well. Our depth pieces have also been playing well, they even stole us a game the other day by popping off which was awesome to see, at the end of the day I’m excited to see all our hard work slowly paying off!

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1. I mean i can patch a tire/ change a tire lol, I’ve only ever had one car so not much experience. 2. I like caribou Lou lol, not bad at all. 3. I like a black car with a deep purple or pink under glow, reminds me of the old need for speed games id play as a kid. 1. what is your favourite holiday and why? 2. What league do you have the most fun in usually VHLM VHLE or VHL 3. if you could teleport anywhere right now and spend a day there, where would you go and why?

King Kisslinger and the Warsaw Predators season started and it started decent for sure! We upset Helsinki, which is super nice to see we can beat these top teams, but then we lost to Prague which is a team I feel we will be battling it out with for the final EU playoff spot, the score was close so I could see many good games moving forward, with the scores staying close but the results different every time. King Kisslinger has not scored yet but I have a feeling I will have a few coming soon! I am super confident In my player build so we will see if it works out or if ill have to change it once again. I like the team we have and our new goalie is stellar and I cant wait to watch him steal a few games for us in the near future! LETS GO PREDS!!!!

1. I think Warsaw will enter the playoffs, Houston will be amazing and Stockholm will take a dub in the playoffs 2. to be a point-per-game player, I want to perform! 3. hmmm, good question, maybe go see my motherland Germany! 1. What is your least favorite food and why? 2. What inspired you to join this league? 3. what is your favourite of genre of music to warm up too?

King Kisslinger is ready to rumble and take on this next season. I am ready to show all the effort I put into training and practice. I am ready to take that next step to becoming a superstar and establishing a winning culture here in Warsaw. I know our team kinda gets made fun of but it will be nice to eventually and hopefully this season put some of those comments to rest. I am super committed to making this team a place where players want to come and play rather than the joke of the league. Rebuilding takes time, we have our pieces and we can work towards filling the rest of the roster to become the best version we can be. I hope we play every game with heart and purpose no matter what happens because I know we can be great, I know we can be one of the better teams in the EU this season!

King Kisslinger has been having a very relaxing week, not much has happened here in Warsaw. I feel like everyone is waiting for the regular season to return as is King Kisslinger. I am looking forward to the Sims and the league becoming more lively again. I am anxious to see how King and the Preds are going to perform. In real life, I have been pretty tired as of late. I'm not too fond of the time changes and they throw me off because it feels so late so fast. The only good part will be that my shifts at work will feel faster and that the regular season return will feel faster too. Lately, I have been having writer's block because nothing has been popping off for my player or myself. I hate doing my free weeks so early but you do what you have to do to max earn and try to be the best player you can be.

1. I like pringles, always solid and never too expensive 2. can open bottles with pretty well anything lol If you could call that a trick 3 first option, cups are fun and they feel satisfying 1. what is an ideal day for you? 2. If you had to have dinner with anyone who would it be and why? 3. Who is your least favourite NHL player and why?

Review: Super awesome article to read, flows super nicely and it’s awesome to hear about Houston as a former player multiple times doing well and being a great environment! Article looks awesome grammar and spelling wise, i think you don’t have to do much to make this any better, i like putting titles and pictures in my articles to make them pop a little more but that’s just preference! Great article and can’t wait to read more.

Off-season is always such a fun time for the VHL, from almost forgetting to update every week like i do and waiting for new sims that won’t happen for weeks. It is a very entertaining time, just kidding. I find it hard to stay locked in and keep things going. I understand that it’s hard to do things league round but i need to find more around the league to keep interested during the off-season. I have been busy in real life working lots so that plays a lot into my updating. I’m really excited to see how this new season plays, the New Warsaw lines should be interesting and i can’t wait to hopefully put up a point per game this season. This week i didn’t know really what to write about so it’s me kinda rambling. I keep forgetting to join these little tourneys to keep this dialed in the off-season! Until next week

1. I did not honestly! It was pretty cool to see that. 2. not really, it’s hard when it’s basically off-season for me since beginning of playoffs. 3. want him to be an all around stud, balanced and scary to play against on the powerplay and PK 4. Honestly VHL and gaming are my hobbies! 5. I’m not one so I’m not sure how to answer haha 6. because they’re meanies!

King Kisslinger Interview Today on TSN we have an exclusive interview with the Warsaw Predators' number one center King Kisslinger. He just finished his second season In the VHL, which saw some rocky parts but it still was an improvement from his rookie season. We have him here today to ask him a few questions about his playstyle and how he feels about what is next in his interesting career. He was more than happy to come on today and talk to us here at TSN in this super-exclusive interview. To get things going, here are a few questions from our reporters here. To get your interview started we would like to welcome you King Kisslinger to our wonderful studio, to start things off we wanted to ask. What are your plans during this long offseason? This offseason I am taking some time off hockey, it has been a very long time since I went back home to Canada to see my family, and sometimes I feel like the mental aspect of being a professional hockey player is overlooked. It is so hard to be on the road traveling back and forth between NA and EU, it gets tough. It is hard to train and train every day without any breaks. But I am going to take some time off and focus on the things that matter which are family and my me time. That was a great answer, I do feel like Mental Health is overlooked, look at all the NHL players finally taking and putting themselves first, so it is nice for professionals and other leagues to do the same. Our follow-up question would be, have you been dealing with mental health issues on ice this season? Yeah, I would say so. I would say that the lack of point production gets into my head. I was a first-round pick but am not living up to my hype, I think it is hard to live up to my potential sometimes but I know that I can be the player I was drafted to be. I will be on the right path I think after taking time for myself and my family! It is all one step at a time and I cannot wait to dial back in. Awesome answer, I am glad that you get to take some of your time off. My last question of the interview would be to ask if you are somewhat excited for this next season and if you will feel refreshed or not. After this time off I am so sure that I will be refreshed and a new me will be on the ice, I can not wait to show the fans a relaxed and new version of me who is ready to play at a superstar caliber and for the wins. I can't wait to show and give the player these great fans deserve and want. Today is the start of the future me and like I said I am fired up for it! Well, that includes our Interview, thank you so much for your time King Kisslinger, good luck moving forward and on your next season!

1. That you guys can compete, It was cool to see from this season to last where you guys got to! 2. I am so excited for next season, hoping for big things from my player! 3. I am not sure but I'm gonna guess 20 or 30 something lol. 4. I would say you guys did, showed them that the Moscow powerhouse is coming back. 5. OFFENSE OFFENSE, I want my player to perform. 6. slowly max upgrade doing some tasks throughout the week to keep things easy.

What an up-and-down season for King Kisslinger as he had moments of glory and failure. It was an interesting season, to say the least with his performance. Linemate changes, and poor team performance one night can take a toll on individual performance. Was this season a complete right-off? No, I don't think so. We had many team highs and many team lows but these are all things that happen with a rebuilding team. I think next season King Kisslinger will have his best season yet. He will be the number one center on the team this upcoming season and he will have new and improved stats to go along with this opportunity. I think his other two linemates will uplift his stats this upcoming season as they are super dialed in and on the path to superstardom. These next few seasons are hit or miss for King Kisslinger before I hit panic mode.

Rambling for TPE #100 King Kisslinger and the Warsaw Predators season came to an end the other day, with the Warsaw Predators finishing in 7th in the EU conference. A lot of changes mid-season and a disappointing start to Kisslingers season may be to blame but all in all, we have a future to be excited about. Thor and Maxim had amazing seasons, super important for our future. I am excited for a couple of our prospects that are coming up, it will benefit us more than we know. If we want to compete next season I think a few free agents will need to be signed to help us compete with the other growing teams. I think Warsaw is in a pretty decent spot, even with no draft picks as we can choose to build around the future superstars we have rather than focus on building another one up. It may seem silly but that is what I think at least. We have the pieces to have a future championship squad it is just up to us as players to earn and for the GM to figure out what lines enable us best. I have been in Warsaw for many seasons now, including my last player and I went through not making the playoffs, to making it and losing to finally winning a cup and I get that feeling we will be on that same path as the last Warsaw team. All in all, we need to lock in and focus on what is best for us moving forward. More VHL-related Rambling! We currently have at least three max earners that I know of, which is a great start. I know that once the team starts buzzing other players will want to earn a bit more because they feel like there is a point too. Sometimes while losing and or if your player is playing poorly it is hard to have that motivation to update. I have run into that a few times this season with King. It felt like no matter what I did I could not get any points or do anything to help my team win some games so I found myself clicking the welfare button a few times. It was hard to break that habit on my last player during the final seasons, and I found it the same this season a couple of times it was up to me to see the bright side of things and break that habit. I am not sure if a few of my teammates went through that or not but it is rough lol. I have been finding myself enjoying earning again and enjoying being a part of the community. Ever since joining a few years back I have been go-go-go-go and haven't taken much of a break and honestly, I don't want to anytime soon. This community has been amazing and I am so grateful for the people I have met and spoken to and the friendships I have formed! Anyway, enough rambling it has been enough, time to prepare for the long off-season once more haha!

Warsaw's season has come to an end and It wasn't all that, but there were a few positive takeaways for sure, the trio is doing quite well and will only get better as time goes on. It was nice to see King Kisslinger do some damage towards the end of the season. Maxim and Thor were machines and truly led the way and it gives us hope for a good future. I know we don't have very many picks in the next couple of drafts but we do have some beauties coming up ready to make a splash in the big leagues. I know King Kisslinger will get more and more points as his career goes on and his stats will start to even out and make up for how much I had to put in Faceoffs. It will be an interesting couple of seasons in Warsaw but I am committed to the squad and the future!

1. yeah was quite shitty until the second half lol 2. The Taylor Swift Cheifs. 3. I like Pink and Orange 4. meh its alright, there are a few good ones 5. you guys are dialed, nice to see a young team do well! 6. I think they are alright, same as anime, there are a few good ones!

Figured I should do an update and let everyone know that I’ve been keeping busy and sticking to my goals of being weed free! it has been a fast two months and i have been doing amazing physically and mentally, been eating more, working more. Just generally more motivated and clear minded and it’s thanks to everyone’s support and i appreciate everyone and I’m super proud of myself for not giving in once! I’ll try to update as the months go by but i feel like bigger milestones are when I’ll post next