JigglyGumballs

So... The M and Recruitment as a whole has been down eh? The thread started by @Zetterberg has incited a lot of conversation, so much so that at this point this should be a theme for theme week. Nevertheless after reading through the numerous opinions and conversations that have since stemmed from this, why not put my two cents into the issue? As much as I love consuming drama, my craving for tea hasn't been satisfied and thus my dumb ass will throw myself into the fray. Ironically enough, I stumbled upon Z's thread after it has been advertised on Instagram as a story. I honestly found that extremely funny since Z had his criticisms with the IG account only for his own thread to be advertised there. Either way, the general consensus I've seen/read is that the Recruitment team's issues have stemmed from a lack of direction and organization. It gives me the sense that there are people who put more focus on the IG/social media, there are also others who are currently working on recruitment drives. I guess what I'm saying is that everyone in recruitment seems to be doing their own thing in an attempt of getting new faces into the sim league. Of course as an outsider looking in, the vast majority of the basis of this is based on the observations I've made from the recent discussions. I could easily be wrong and anyone is open to prove me different. So where do we go from here? How can we provide possible solutions to these issues? Personally, I think this isn't just a simple "fix one thing and make gud" type of solution. It's more of a multi-layered process. I feel like there's a lot of specific parts and aspects that needs to be addressed in order to solve the recruitment issue. I'm not outright asking to completely reorganize the recruitment team, but I feel like these possible solutions could possibly provide feedback and insight from a person who's been in the league for a bit but has also spent a lot of time outside of it. Also, this doesn't mean I'm discrediting or undermining the tireless amounts of work the recruitment team does. It's a thankless job and when results doesn't show, it leads to criticism whether it's justified or not. However, when the backbone of what makes the league what it is now is struggling to help fill M teams, there needs to be some change. M GMs can't do their jobs if there's no newbies to retain. So without further adieu, here's a potential multi-step plan to help improve recruitment. 1) The odds are already stacked against us so how do we fight that? The VHL is a simulation league where you create your own player and help them grow by participating in a forum based system where you make articles, graphics, podcasts, or videos in order to acquire a system of points that improve your stats that correlate with a sim engine that's not the EA NHL games or Franchise Hockey Manager and it's an engine most in a general audience likely don't know about. Quite the run on sentence right? Most people, fuck it, everyone here knows that the VHL is a very specific niche. None of the teams are related to the NHL and the only actual correlations to the NHL are the graphics and the idea that it's a be-a-pro or franchise mode sim league. The latter of which is true to a degree but the specifics behind it is what makes the VHL an incredibly niche league. This is the first layer of what makes recruitment hard. New people might be turned off by the idea of writing articles or learning a sim engine with a sketchy ass UI, thus the acceptance of 'clickers' (people like me who use Welfare and Practice) has been adjustment that unfortunately needed to be made to allow those who don't like the idea of writing paragraphs or making graphics. This issue will never have a clear solution as this is just how the league is. You'll have people who are interested in the forum/GM aspect and others who don't. Another thing that puts the odds against recruitment and retention is the aforementioned lack of direction/organization. There NEEDS to be a Head of Recruitment. Someone who keeps track of the numerous recruitment initiatives, and acts as the representative to the blues and M GMs. If there is a head of recruitment and I don't know, then this part isn't exactly invalid. There needs to be someone who steps up and keeps things organized and makes the decisions of what gets prioritized based on the feedback from the admins, commishes, and the M GMs. Some people within recruitment might not necessarily be happy that their recruitment strategy isn't prioritized over others, but having that structure and having a person who can act on the best interests for the league is a big part of what I believe is a possible solution. You can have numerous recruitment methods whether it's YouTube ads or IG or even fucking Reddit if possible, but there needs to be someone who keeps track of the progress of the people who are working on those different methods and makes sure that problems, or any other points or ideas be addressed. Ideally this person shouldn't be any part of the actual recruitment process and acts as the supervisor and middle man between the team and the league. However, I'm not opposed to them being part of a specific part (YT, IG or fuck all else), but being neutral the different aspects of recruitment helps lessen any bias towards one method or another. This all leads onto a few points I'll go over further, one of which being... 2) Stick to what works. YouTube and (previously) Reddit has been the biggest contributors to gaining new members. YT especially as the bans on advertising our league on subreddits have been gone for a while now. I am aware that there are YT drives being worked on, but there are a few issues with YT recruiting. One of the things addressed that came from Z's thread was the fact that YouTubers are hiking up their prices. The financials behind these types of recruitment is tough considering this a volunteer ran league. Another issue is the fact that the same YouTubers have ran multiple ads for the VHL at this point. While having that business relationship is important, as it will hurt the league more by not getting ads from these established connections. You can only make a pitch to the same fanbase a number of times before it's just tuned out. The solution to that is easy, simply reach out to more creators. The hard part is the negotiation process behind that which I can't help but think it's a nightmare sometimes. However, this method gives out a good chunk of new members in a large quantity over a short duration of time. Maybe only about 20% of the total recruitment drive actually stays. Maybe only half of that 20% actually becomes engaged forum participants and owners. That's still better than the lack of recruitment we've seen as of late. Capturing this quick bolt of lightning has worked in the past and will work again. This part of recruitment and the work the team does to make it happen is something I will always support. This should also be a large priority of the recruitment team over the other social media initiatives. It works if it gets through, so this should always be a big priority for the proposed Head of Recruitment and the league. It's been a while since I've watched hockey YT so I can't make any real suggestions now, but maybe anyone who sees this can list some YouTubers who you think could work to help bring a fresh new audience to the VHL. It might be a stretch (fuck it is a stretch) but the optimism in me always feels that there's a way. 3) The zoomer in me don't like how the VHL does social media. I think this is one of my bigger gripes with recruitment right now. As a zoomer who's chronically online (lmao what a surprise), I find it really annoying that short form content isn't being taken advantage of right now. Yes the VHL Instagram mostly does reels. But is a PNG graphic of some established hockey player in a weird jersey and logo overlayed with random ass filters while blasting music really an instagram reel? This is nothing against the graphics part of recruitment or the people who run it as the graphics themselves are great. However from a recruitment perspective, and even as someone who's familiar with the league, this shit don't fly. Who the fuck sees this and thinks "oh hey what's this VHL thing? lemme just check this out" when they see Alex Wennberg in a Helsinki jersey or something. Most people would see this as "why is Wennberg in a random ah jersey lol?" The graphics and daily posts don't describe what the league is. Heck even personally I've just glanced over the posts and stories as they didn't seem to interest me at the time. I've liked a few but never gave it much thought. They don't show that this is referring to a sim league. The "join now" in the description being overshadowed by the graphics is not a good way to use this platform as a recruitment avenue. Another issue I have is the audience the instagram is pandering to. The instagram account seems to prioritize towards the already established audience of current VHLers rather than trying to reach a new audience. Of course that's not always a problem. Knowing the VHL and the cycle of recreates dominating draft classes, I'm sure that giving some content towards that established audience will always be appreciated. However not showing anything that might entice a new audience is just a waste of effort. The one positive thing I see from the Instagram is the abuse of hashtags. I would add a #foryou and a #reels along with the amount of shit put on there as it helps with the algorithm. You know what else helps the algorithm? Making real reels. Have someone that's comfortable speaking, or even a text-to-speech bot blabber out the standings or describe what the VHL is. Make actual short form content that catches the attention of users and put a "want to join? sign up for the VHL now" at the end of every video. Fuck it, put on some subway surfers or some shitty mobile game/minecraft parkour underneath. Let me make this clear, I'm all for showcasing the work and articles using the Instagram account, but in an age of Tiktok and YouTube shorts, short form content is KING. Have weekly standings or even go the sports media route and form narratives behind the teams. Something like "OH FUCK VASTERAS FLEECED OSLO AGAIN, ARE THEY GOING ALL IN? or will the be FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY" or something. This doesn't even have to be too frequent, just 2-3 times a week. Maybe even once a week if editing is a challenge. Improving the quality and taking advantage of an age where less than 1-2 minute videos are consumed constantly will help this avenue in getting not only more eyes to the VHL, but potentially more members. In conclusion, recruitment is a multi-layered problem that needs a multi-layered solution. Retention is a whole nother can of worms I'm sure the M GMs are glad to discuss about. This is just something I want to propose based on the discussions held and my own personal views on this issue. I do hope that the VHL can have another solid recruitment drive soon as this is a community that is welcoming to those who join it despite the casual drama every now and then. Again, I don't want to bash the recruitment team for their hard work, but I feel like some of that work has been misused in the wrong places. I know I'm a lot more biased on the instagram part but showcasing the graphics/articles on the page is a positive. I just wish that there would be more effort in taking advantage of instagram as a recruitment platform. I really liked the discussion this brought on, and it's nice to weigh in on things again. (2084 words) Claiming for weeks ending 11/25-12/16

Jk confirm

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1. With all the players hailing from Greenland, the theme should be Greenland and how great (or bad) it is. 2. The ones they give out for free lol. 3. My favorite has to be the first gen options. Really helps keep new people get a slight boost. A smaller part of helping retain new members, but it's a neat choice. 4. Scoring. Just scoring. Puck go brrrrrr. 5. That's hard lol. I have a lot of favorites. Pokemon Emerald, Persona 5, Smash Ultimate, Muse Dash... I'm realizing that I tend to like JRPGs... 6. Going to war against the VHL bot. I fought against the bot for clout because... yes.

fuck i thought i killed hi- i mean FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

SONNET????????

Fuck no

I'm also the guy who made the exit text when someone leaves LVA's discord server

My name is JigglyGumballs, otherwise known as Jiggs. And I am the one who traded the picks and trusted the process. I joined all the way back in June 2020 and for the past year or so, I have been inactive. But now I'm back. A lot has changed since I was last here, a lot of familiar faces, a lot of new ones. A lot has changed with the league itself. Like wtf I can't believe that trivia is on the portal. Anyways, as a sorta older member coming back to the league, I feel like I should introduce (or reintroduce) myself. And no it's not cuz of le good ol' TPE grind but so I can try and adjust to all the new stuff okay. So. Over my time in the VHL, I was pretty active when I first joined and subsequently throughout the career of my first player. Who was creatively named Jiggly Gumballs, who would've thought lol. I prided myself in trying to max out my TPE earning every week and amassing 1002 TPE over my first player's career. I also had an active presence on my team LR's. Eventually, I had become the AGM of the Las Vegas Aces of the VHLM, back when @Spartan was GM of the team. I then took over as GM when Spraytan departed, and sorta coined the term TRADE THE PICKS, TRUST THE PROCESS. The reasoning behind that was the mentality we had in the M at the time. To keep an active LR and team, and thus to help recruitment at the time, the goal was to contend as much as possible. Thus the trade the picks, trust the process mentality began. I memed the living shit out of it, along with trading for 6th rounders which was counter-intuitive towards that mentality, and somehow was okay at being a GM in the M. After that period of time, I gradually got busy with life and stepped down. Taking some time off the league before creating my second player, Gruffud Theofylaktos. At this time, I tried becoming active again and milked the loving shit of my return (like I am now lol) when I did come back. I was apparently AGM of Davos for a period of time before I became inactive yet again. Idk why I don't remember that but apparently I was. This time though, I stayed inactive for a whole year. That leaves us with today. So what's the plan now? What's the goal? So the goal right now is to keep things chill and get myself back into the VHL community. I don't think I'll have the time or motivation to make articles the same way I did prior, so I'll try my best to at least be a welfare player, and occasional full TPE earner. I'm also gonna try and apply for positions again once I get back into the thick of it. It won't be for a while though. I rushed back into the TPE and VHL grind with my second player and subsequently burnt myself out. So instead of doing that, I want to adjust slowly and just get back to talking to y'all. When I feel like I'm ready, I'll apply for open positions again. So that's that. Me back. Me want to VHL. Thanks to @Zetterberg for convincing me to come back. With that in mind, there will come a time again where I will trade the picks. And you better be ready to trust the process... (587 words, using for PT week Aug 14-20)

hi spraytan

Guess who's back, back again

Player Information Username: JigglyGumballs Player Name: Dietrich Reingaard Recruited From: Returning Age: 16 Position: RW Height: 79 in. Weight: 220 lbs. Birthplace: Greenland Player Page @VHLM GM

I mean how you've been buddy?

Fuck he's still alive

HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference Week Ending 24/7 1. It's the VHL's 15th birthday! With that in mind, what is something that you remember when you were around 15?? 2. We're currently 6 points behind Riga and 10th in the league overall, heading into the 2nd half of the season, what do you think needs to improve? 3. Circling back to the VHL and it's 15th birthday, what are some of the key contributors to the sim league's longevity? What makes it so special?? 4. With NHL free agency underway, what are some of the more surprising signings this season? (Johnny Gaudreau excluded, we all were surprised with that). 5. What's your favorite summer time activity?? 6. Is water moist??

HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference Week Ending 3/7 1. The regular season begins tomorrow! Which team do you think has a lot of promise heading into this season? Well except us of course 2. Davos legend Taro Tsujimoto has been inducted into the Hall of Fame! How has he impacted this franchise? Do you think that there's anyone here currently who can make a similar impact? 3. James Teekirque (@Mongoose87) has been named your captain! In relation to that, what do think captains and assistant captains need to do to set an example for the rest of the team? 4. So if you've been paying attention to the NHL Draft, the final rankings has just been updated. So who do you think goes 1st overall to Montreal? Shane Wright or Juraj Slafkovsky??? 5. Corey Perry has lost in the finals 3 times in a row DESPITE joining Tampa for the sole purpose of not losing in the finals. Do you feel bad for him? Or do you just hate him? 6. Trade the picks, trust the process??

HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference Week Ending 26/6 1. HOOOWEEEE A LOT OF TRADES. A lot of huge trades have been made over the past week, what do you feel about this "TRADE THE PICKS, TRUST THE PROCESS" mentality? 2. The draft is over! How well did we do? Are you excited for the future of this team? 3. We became a bottom dwelling team to a potential contender in the span of a week. How does this affect the culture of the team? In what ways has it changed/not changed?? 4. How's your summer? Are there any plans for trips/vacations?? For me it's nothing but the sun torching the earth with high temps. 5. Is there a song that describes you the best? Why? If not, then what are some of your favorite songs to listen to? 6. What toppings do you put on a hot dog? P.S. Sorry for the slightly late presser btw

HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference Week Ending 19/6 1. A BIG trade was announced yesterday. We acquired Vinny Detroit and Zeedayno Chara in exchange for a good amount of draft capital. How do you feel about this trade? How does this shape our team moving forward? 2. The draft lottery results have given us the 2nd and 5th overall picks in this season's draft! Which player from this draft class would be a good fit for the team? 3. The offseason always comes with changes in the roster. With that in mind, to those new players to the team? How do you adjust to coming into a different LR? If you've been in the roster for a while now, how does it feel to see new faces come in to the organization? 4. What was your graduation (middle school, high school, university, etc.) like? Any notable stories from that event? 5. What's your favorite video game franchise? I personally love the Persona franchise. 6. Wanna try some water flavored coffee?

HC Davos Dynamo Press Conference Week Ending 5/6 1. It's the offseason! What are some of your favorite offseason activities? 2. Is there anyone in this draft class that stands out to you? 3. Following up from the previous question, who's your favorite prospect in our system? Why? 4. With the Junior Showcase Tournament and the Victory ProAm tournaments, there have been attempts made by the community to make this historically uneventful period of the season more lively. Does this help with keeping new players around in the forums? What would you add to the offseason if given the option to? 5. How are y'all doing as of late? Anything interesting as of late? 6. What's your favorite type of soda, pop, soft drink, etc? I for some reason like Dr. Pepper even though I call it carbonated cough medicine.