Red

 

Review:

this is sum spicy shit. I love the honeycombed yellow background, it makes the graphic pop out very well and is pretty unique. The jersey and the logo swap are also pretty dope and everything blends well together. 10/10

first

lfg

@Bojovnik

i forgot the logo swap just pretend its there

Review:

its god damn beautiful. i love the scratch marks that u put on there, makes the font stand out pretty well. also the faded out corners looks disgusting on dark theme. 10/10 ty bb

Points

#	Player	GP	P
1	Aloe Dear (WAR)	37	67
2	Lee Xin (CHI)	36	61
3	Onde Sandstrom (VAN)	36	58
4	Chris Reynolds (WAR)	37	56
5	Nathan Perry (CGY)	37	56
6	Isabella Campbell (SEA)	36	55
7	Christian Mingle (CHI)	36	53
8	Dakota Lamb (WAR)	37	53
9	Robin Winter (CHI)	36	53
10	Andrew Su (CGY)	37	52

 

Aloe Dear is still in first which I think was the case the last time I did one of these, could be the new lahtinen who knows. Andrew Su has started his late season domination as he does every season, expect him to be in first in about 20 games or so. also lfg nathan perry holy shit.

Goals

#	Player	GP	G
1	Isabella Campbell (SEA)	36	29
2	Chris Reynolds (WAR)	37	27
3	Muffbeav (MAL)	37	26
4	Lee Xin (CHI)	36	26
5	Christian Mingle (CHI)	36	25
6	Cabe McJake (RIG)	36	25
7	Nathan Perry (CGY)	37	24
8	Aloe Dear (WAR)	37	23
9	Andrew Su (CGY)	37	23
10	Robin Winter (CHI)	36	23

 

it took a while but im finnally on one of these leggo. muffbeav loses his position in 1st to issabella campbell with almost a goal per game and thats about it lol.

Assists

#	Player	GP	A
1	Aloe Dear (WAR)	37	44
2	Kasper Kankkunen (SEA)	36	40
3	Dakota Lamb (WAR)	37	39
4	Linus Zetterstrom (RIG)	36	39
5	Onde Sandstrom (VAN)	36	36
6	Lee Xin (CHI)	36	35
7	James Rose (SEA)	36	33
8	Leo Strauss (SEA)	36	33
9	Chris Hylands (WAR)	37	33
10	Spencer Elsby (CHI)	36	33

 

the two Warsaw centers lead the way in the assist column with a couple defensemen surrounding them. Aloe Dear leads with 44 with kankunen lamb and zetterstrom not too far behind.

Defensemen

#	Player	GP	P
1	Linus Zetterstrom (RIG)	36	50
2	Lucifer Olivier Leveque (SEA)	36	48
3	Chris Hylands (WAR)	37	45
4	Spencer Elsby (CHI)	36	44
5	Kasper Kankkunen (SEA)	36	44
6	Kosmo Kramerev (NYA)	37	43
7	Tim Waters (WAR)	37	40
8	Victor Grachev (WAR)	37	40
9	James Rose (SEA)	36	39
10	Cowboy Prout (CGY)	37	38

 

best defensemen in the league by far not even close. Linus is a beast no one can convince me otherwise. also prout gettin me them fantasy points les get it.

Rookies

#	Player	GP	P
1	Hard Markinson (MOS)	37	29
2	Napoleon Bonaparte (VAN)	36	21
3	Jan Hlozek (RIG)	36	21
4	Grapes (MOS)	37	19
5	Guy Lambert (CGY)	37	19
6	Luc Tessier (DAV)	37	19
7	Tui Sova (MAL)	37	17
8	Calvin Hobbes (NYA)	37	16
9	Barron Kruulenstien (VAN)	36	16
10	Shaggy Tipton (MOS)	37	15

 

jan hlozek is taking the dub on this no cap. hard markinson has no chance it's already over.

Wins

#	Player	GP	W
1	Ajay Krishna (WAR)	31	25
2	Rara Rasputin (SEA)	33	25
3	Jean Pierre Camus (CHI)	36	21
4	Jacob Tonn (LDN)	36	20
5	Doug Dimmadome (LAS)	34	18
6	Stone Wolski (DCD)	33	17
7	Zamboni Driver (HSK)	32	16
8	Vsevolod Askarov (CGY)	32	16
9	Thadius Sales (NYA)	33	16
10	Kevin Malone (MOS)	35	14

 

this mans just dosn't lose. krishna is on top of the wins leader board for like the 90th week in a row. i dont think i've seen another goalie lead this category.

Save %

#	Player	GP	SV%
1	Kloxified (LDN)	1	1.0
2	Jacob Carson (PRG)	7	0.937
3	Andrew Bowman (MOS)	7	0.934
4	Barry Taffe (LAS)	2	0.933
5	Aksu Maronen (SEA)	4	0.929
6	Artem Tretiak (MAL)	28	0.929
7	Jean Pierre Camus (CHI)	36	0.926
8	Jacob Tonn (LDN)	36	0.925
9	Doug Dimmadome (LAS)	34	0.925
10	Zamboni Driver (HSK)	32	0.923

 

Atrem tretiak lookin like another S75 steal, camus again is playing like a top goalie with tonn and dimmadome up there as well.

 

 

On 6/2/2021 at 2:09 PM, Ledge and Dairy said:

RIGA REIGN PRESS CONFERENCE

Week ending 06/06

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1. The team has had some heart-breaking close losses this season. What do you do to get the guys motivated after a tough loss?

2. Who is that guy in our locker room that's always there to pick everyone else with an inspiring speech or act?

3. Who do you think is our biggest rival in the VHL?

4. How would you describe the colour orange to a blind person?

5. What is the cheesiest movie you have ever seen?

6. What is the best book you have ever read? 

 

Shoutouts: @Eynhallow for being a gracious loser (although those puck skates are just in time for Ontario golf courses opening eh)

1. promise post game blowies if we get the job done.

2. obvious choice is Linus

3. Helstinki, maybe davos or malmo too

4. its pure meh, idk anyone whos favorite color is orange yet nobody hates it.

5. the mighty ducks movies, there just straight trash I don't understand why people like them

6. i never learnt how to read

lfg

 

17 minutes ago, Ledge and Dairy said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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yuh 2117

4 hours ago, dlamb said:

Faceoffs are on the index. McJake is rocking 53.17%, as per https://vhlportal.com/vhl/78/PlayerReport.php?Player=1020

o ty bb

i need two more tpe desperatley so eat these random thoughts.

my player is now has the most TPE on Riga with 830 passing Calvin Harvey who had 829, not like this matters tho becuase cabe mcbitchface is content with scoring at a point a game for the rest of his career, which is fine I guess.

Riga is also second last in our conference which makes no sense to me whatsoever, we got like 4 700 TPE guys but were all a point per game for some reason while Moscow is ahead of us with no forwards above 600 TPE. It makes me wonder if chemistry has anything to do with the sim and our players are for some reason not jelling. 

Lastly why doesn't the portal track faceoff percentage. maybe I'm blind but I tried looking for it and the only place i can find it is in the individual games. are faceoffs really that irrelevant in the sims?

we doin this again

 

Points

#	Player	GP	P
1	Lee Xin (CHI)	23	41
2	Aloe Dear (WAR)	23	40
3	Muffbeav (MAL)	23	35
4	Onde Sandstrom (VAN)	22	35
5	Christian Mingle (CHI)	23	35
6	Nathan Perry (CGY)	23	33
7	Linus Zetterstrom (RIG)	22	33
8	Chris Reynolds (WAR)	23	32
9	Spencer Elsby (CHI)	23	32
10	Isabella Campbell (SEA)	23	32

 

In his 5th season in the league Lee Xin has gone sicko mode already at half the amount of points he had last season, aloe dear is also not too far behind with 40. also can't help but recognize mah boi Perry fukin shit up go off my guy. also holy shit Zetterstrom where'd u come from.

Goals

#	Player	GP	G
1	Muffbeav (MAL)	23	18
2	Duncan Idaho (MOS)	23	18
3	Lee Xin (CHI)	23	17
4	Christian Mingle (CHI)	23	16
5	Chris Reynolds (WAR)	23	16
6	Isabella Campbell (SEA)	23	14
7	Thomas Landry II (PRG)	22	14
8	Robin Winter (CHI)	23	14
9	Timothy Brown (SEA)	23	14
10	Kevin King (LDN)	22	14

 

muffbeav representing S75 as that draft class finally enters its prime. Duncan Idaho is also tied for first shockingly as he was only drafted like 2 seasons ago. other than that nothing too suprising.

Assists

#	Player	GP	A
1	Aloe Dear (WAR)	23	29
2	Kasper Kankkunen (SEA)	23	25
3	Lee Xin (CHI)	23	24
4	Linus Zetterstrom (RIG)	22	23
5	Spencer Elsby (CHI)	23	23
6	Onde Sandstrom (VAN)	22	23
7	Dakota Lamb (WAR)	23	22
8	Philip Stein (MOS)	23	22
9	SS Hornet (TOR)	22	20
10	James Rose (SEA)	23	20

 

where tf is andrew su. also i see you linus.

Defensemen

#	Player	GP	P
1	Linus Zetterstrom (RIG)	22	33
2	Spencer Elsby (CHI)	23	32
3	Lucifer Olivier Leveque (SEA)	23	30
4	Kasper Kankkunen (SEA)	23	28
5	Erik Killinger (TOR)	22	27
6	Zeedayno Chara (NYA)	23	26
7	Victor Grachev (WAR)	23	26
8	Chris Hylands (WAR)	23	25
9	Randy Marsh (MAL)	23	25
10	James Rose (SEA)	23	24

 

best defensemen in the league by far look at this mans. robbed from ROTY and now hes pissed wanting revenge i love it.

Rookies

#	Player	GP	P
1	Hard Markinson (MOS)	23	16
2	Napoleon Bonaparte (VAN)	22	13
3	Barron Kruulenstien (VAN)	22	13
4	Guy Lambert (CGY)	23	13
5	Shaggy Tipton (MOS)	23	11
6	Grapes (MOS)	23	11
7	Luc Tessier (DAV)	23	11
8	Tui Sova (MAL)	23	10
9	Kyle Glass (MOS)	23	9
10	Joe Madison (CGY)	23	9

 

Hard Markinson is making calgary regret taking nils tallinder. as a defensemen he leads rookies in scoring which means at this rate hes a lock for ROTY.

Shots Blocked

#	Player	GP	SB
1	Cowboy Prout (CGY)	23	73
2	Kosmo Kramerev (NYA)	23	72
3	Hard Markinson (MOS)	23	71
4	Viktor Alexei Kamenov (MAL)	23	70
5	Randy Marsh (MAL)	23	64
6	Gustav Hjalmarsson (HSK)	22	63
7	Matty Socks (CHI)	23	60
8	Tyler Walker (DAV)	23	59
9	Silas LeFriend (PRG)	22	59
10	Robin Galante Nilsson (VAN)	22	57

If theres anyone who could make the HoF threw only blocked shots its cowboy prout. I can picture this guy just throwing himself at the puck head first. so glad i took this guy in fantasy

Wins

#	Player	GP	W
1	Ajay Krishna (WAR)	21	16
2	Jean Pierre Camus (CHI)	23	13
3	Rara Rasputin (SEA)	20	13
4	Jacob Tonn (LDN)	22	12
5	Sirkants Klamasteris (TOR)	22	11
6	Thadius Sales (NYA)	20	11
7	Doug Dimmadome (LAS)	21	10
8	Grekkark Gyrfalcon (PRG)	16	10
9	Vsevolod Askarov (CGY)	19	10
10	Stone Wolski (DCD)	20	9

 

would be rooting for Calvin Harvey if he didn't ditch us by leaving the league over an irrelevant argument. ajay Krishna will prbly win this, idk how this dude gets so many wins.

Save %

#	Player	GP	SV%
1	Andrew Bowman (MOS)	4	0.943
2	Jacob Carson (PRG)	6	0.936
3	Doug Dimmadome (LAS)	21	0.931
4	Grekkark Gyrfalcon (PRG)	16	0.93
5	Aksu Maronen (SEA)	4	0.929
6	Artem Tretiak (MAL)	16	0.929
7	Jacob Tonn (LDN)	22	0.926
8	Thadius Sales (NYA)	20	0.925
9	Zamboni Driver (HSK)	19	0.925
10	Kevin Malone (MOS)	21	0.924

 

doug dimmadome is now the best goalie in the league wtf.

 

fuck

 

On 5/26/2021 at 9:20 PM, Ledge and Dairy said:

RIGA REIGN PRESS CONFERENCE

Week ending 05/30

1. What do you think of Kaleeb's Reign logo redesign?

2. What is your favourite possible VHLE team? Could be logo or name. This will help

3. Our last few sims have been trending upwards, yet we remain 5 points out of a playoff spot. How optimistic are you about the season?

4. Describe your ideal sandwich.

5. If you could combine two qualities of two different people, who and what would they be?

6. Who is your Stanley Cup favourite?

1. pretty good ngl

2. vasteras i think

3. not optimistic at all, we've been very inconsistent this season just like the last, i dont have my hopes high.

4. ham n shit maybe bacon idk i dont eat sandwichs that often

5. auston matthews receding hairline and evgeny kuznetsovs cocaine addiction

6. colorado i think. they just rollin over teams rn

 

7 minutes ago, assassin6898 said:

im intrested in being agm

 

same

second best marauders captain

G- Ajay Krishna @dlamb

D- Cowboy Prout @JardyB10

E

 

F - Ola Vikingstad @dlamb

1 hour ago, 16z said:

 

Never mind my bad, @RedSus (mother fucker got me) selected him with the F and thought I saw him in the forward leaders 

 

Sorry for the confusion 

ah shit whoops