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    Tucker’s Season Over

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted · Edited by NSG
    Forgot to ping Shindigs. How dare me.

    @Shindigs, you only have to read from the second paragraph down, since it actually has the stats.

     

    Well, the thinkable has happened: my Vancouver Wolves used meta to do a 3-peat. Shocking. While it’s awesome to win championships, I do hold some resentment for what caused all this prosperity: meta. Tyler Reinhart has 580 TPA, so he should suck. But lucky him, he built completely and utterly meta, so he has 417 points in 4 seasons while I have 471 in 6. I have done really well in my seasons, and yes, I have 90 scoring and defense, but I have 70 passing, checking, fighting, whatever, so I’m not meta. If not for meta, I would’ve actually had a chance to shine in my prime seasons, but no, I got the honor of playing third fiddle to the Reinhart brothers as soon as I became good. So woo hoo. Fuck meta and I can’t wait to actually be the star in my final season.

     

    But the title of this says that I won’t talk about meta 100% of this, so here’s where Tucker stands in Vancouver playoff statistics after winning the series.

     

    Games: 52 (9th) - Didn’t make a whole lot of progress here after sweeping Moscow, but I did go up a place!

    Goals: 28 (5th) - Didn’t score any goals that series, and I fell back a place to the other people.

    Assists: 34 (7th) - I did have 5 assists though, so I broke a tie for 7th,

    Points: 62 (5th) - No change here, currently 1 behind RGN.

    PIM: 88 (4th) - No PIM in 4 games? Cmon man!

    Hits: 157 (1st) - Thankfully, 9 hits was enough to make me Vancouver’s leader in regular season and playoff hits. Guess I’m just a big bopper.

    Game Winners: 6 (T-1st) - When you don’t score goals in a series, it turns out that it’s very difficult to score game winning goals. Crazy.

     

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    Town of Gotham - Factions, Rules, and Roles

    in Town of Salem

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    42 minutes ago, Devise said:

    I'm setting up the game now and while most of you were already in the Discord for ToS I"m noticing enough that aren't that I feel it's worth it to just drop the link here. 

     

    https://discord.gg/BHfgxKRa 

     

    That'll get you access to the ToS genchat. I've been PMing/DMing roles and assigning proper permissions here so if your not in the ToS Discord please use that link and come on in. 

     

    Just going to tag the members that I'm missing on the Discord here @Molholt @Adrest245 @NSG Please click on and join the Discord link, once you've joined I'll DM you the roles and any permissions associated if there is any. 

     

    Alright I've sent all the roles and permissions out. As mentioned above everyone who gets access to the Jail Discord will not receive it until the first person is jailed, at which point all of those who are able to access it will be given it. Remember that's a living location. 

     

     

    Will do when I get home

    Answer 3, Ask 3

    in Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 3/17/2022 at 1:08 AM, Gustav said:

    1. What's your favorite TV show? Have you ever rewatched it? My favorite is either Nailed It! or Downton Abbey. Sadly, I have rewatched neither.

    2. What's your favorite non-hockey team? The Washington Nationals of the MLB. It’s a pretty hopeless cause.

    3. What are your VHL plans for next season? Set some franchise records as I prove that Vancouver is fine without all those meta men (I’m not meta so ha).

    1. March Madness is here, who’s gonna win it all and why?

    2. What’s the sport that requires the least skill, in your opinion and why?

    3. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would it actually chuck any wood?

    Tucker Season Might Be Finished But It’s Not Done At All

    in VHL.com Articles

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    Well, the title explains a lot, I guess. Vacnouver’s captain and right winger, Henry Tucker, has completed another season in the VHL. This year was a bit of a down year for him, as he had “only” 53 goals (T-7th), 52 assists, 105 points, 105 PIM, 237 hits, and 37 shots blocked. However, he had 7 game winners and 15 power play goals (tied for 4th), as well a 3-0-2 record in fights (winning fights is more important than anything else amirite). The final stretch of the season was very good, though, so let’s see where he’s at on the Vanny leaderboards!

     

    Games: 432 (T-5th): Tucker finally catches up with all the people who have played 6 full seasons. By the time he retires, he’ll be tied for 3rd.

     

    Goals: 211 (4th): Just 1 behind Zolnek, and if he can hold of Jivere, he’ll take the lead in franchise goals.

     

    Assists: 260 (7th): No way he touches this record, though he will at least get to 5th and maybe even 4th if he’s lucky.

     

    Points: 471 (4th): Unless RGN and Zolnek leave, no chance for him. 3rd if definitely achievable, since he only needs 72 points.

     

    PIM: 805 (1st): Now 100 minutes ahead of 2nd place, Tucker just wants this to be unbreakable.

     

    Hits: 1436 (1st): Also very far ahead of everyone else, so I’m just trying my best to establish a very high bar to vault over.

     

    Shots: 2230 (4th): Damn, I’ve been in 4th for forever. I want some variation, OK? Good thing I’ll at least be in 2nd after this year.

     

    Game Winners: 29 (3rd): I can definitely make it to 2nd. 13 game winners in a season will take some really special talents that I don’t possess, though.

     

     

    And all that’s fine and dandy, but guess what? THE PLAYOFFS HAVE STARTED!!!! And you know what that means, @Shindigs? More stats!!!!! Currently, Tucker has 12 points in 10 game (4 GL, 8 AS) as well as 15 PIM, 24 hits, 9 shots blocked, 2 game winners, and a power play goal. We also get to see the playoffs leaderboard cause it’s fun times.

     

    Games: 48 (10th): If we hadn’t sucked for my Y2 and 3 in the majors, this woulda been much higher.

    Goals: 28 (T-3rd) - In spite of my lack of games, I still know how to get that ball in the net

    Assists: 29 (T-7th) - I still don’t know how to pass, even though I have 70 passing. Smh my head.

    Points: 57 (5th) - Everyone above me is active, so mission accomplished, I guess.

    PIM: 88 (4th) - Uh oh. Gotta work on this if I want to be truly awe-inspiring when it comes to my lack of rule-following.

    Hits: 148 (2nd) - I only need 6 here, so I got this one in the bag.

    Game Winners: 6 (T-1st) - Well, apparently I’m the most clutch Wolves player ever, with 1 game winner every 8 playoff games. Big win for me. 

     

    Retire my jersey once I retire @Nykonax.

     

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    I wrote an article :kekw:

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