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@Trillerthank you sir Rome Gladiators | Season 92 | PC #1 1. Who is last weeks MVP? 2. If you could make one trade to make the team better (can be realstic or fantasy) what would it be) 3. what is favorite article you read this week on the forum and why! 4. What do you think is better Pasta or Pizza? 5. What NHL team are you most excited for this playoff season? 6. What is your plan for your Player's vhle career?

That concludes the season 92 VHLE awards; thank you for joining me today, It was fantastic to have the honours of sharing the awards with you, same place next season, This is your presenter, Nathaniel Minion Signing off, Thank you!

The Thadius Sales Trophy is named after one of the best GMs of all time. It’s awarded to the best general manager of the past season as voted by their peers. This season three GMs received votes. They are: Rory of the Bratislava Watchmen @rory 47-22-3 97 Points(Renaissance Cup Champions) Sjin of the Colongne Express @Sjin 50-18-4 104 Points(Renaissance Cup Finalist) Zetterberg of the Vasteras Iron Eagles @Zetterberg 27-35-10 64 Points(Didn’t make playoffs)

The Aldwin Craig trophy is awarded to the forward best at both ends of the ice, playmaking and scoring, but also getting back and helping the goalie keep the puck out of the net! This season's nominees are: Logan Ninefingers of the Bratislava Watchmen / Oslo Storm @Scurvy 31 Goals, 41 assists, 72 points -15 +/-, 104 PIM, 228 Hits, 53 SB Isaac Mclflopper of the Stockholm Vikings @sportexperts show 28 Goals, 32 assists, 60 points +15 +/-, 58 PIM, 226 Hits, 47 SB

The Jake Thunder Trophy is awarded to the best defensemen in the VHLE in their respective season. This year only one player received votes from the VHLE voters board.

The best goalie is one that makes the simple saves, and makes a meaningful impact for their team. The Orion D H Chiester IX Trophy is awarded to the VHLE’s best goalie. This Season one goalie received votes ; they were:

Next up is the Florida Man Trophy for Playoff MVP; this award is awarded to the player deemed most valuable to their team during the Season 92 Postseason; the nominees are: Theo Allard of the Cologne Express @InstantRockstar 7 goals, 7 assist, 14 points Karol lamb of the Bratislava Watchmen @dlamb 4 Goal, 11 Assist, 15 points Pipo Popa of the Bratislava Watchmen @npuBeT 8-1-0 , 0.946 SV% , 1.78 GAA, 1SO

Kicking off with the Season 92 Player Awards, The Ronan Lavelle Trophy is given to the player voted to be the most valuable; this year the nominees are; BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson of the Rome Gladiators @JardyB10 43 Goals, 54 assists, 97 points Clark of the Cologne Express @cl4rk 48-12-4 , 0.940SV% , 1.86 GAA 11SO

Team Achievements are always better to experience ; Setting your name in the book of legends with your #1 team mate beside it is an amazing feeling; for the fourth time the Cologne Express have won the Kings Cup also known as the regular season title! Not only did they win the season title they were also Renaissance Cup Finalists! On the topic of team achievements, The Renaissance Cup Champions this season was a fantastic story of upset, not only beating the cup favorites but sweeping them. Congratulations to the Bratislava Watchmen for winning their 2nd Renaissance Cup and preventing the four-peat of the express! Next up is Player awards!

Welcome, VHLEers, to the S92 VHLE Awards Ceremony to celebrate the individual achievements accomplished by players during the VHLE’s season. I’ll be your host tonight, the legendary Nathaniel Minion! Please turn off your phones, and no photos, unless I’m in them.

Ladys and gentle men, The moment you have been waiting for, The S92 Team Asia Roster announcement, Quick address before we begin, due to the lack of player from Asia who qualify for the World Jrs, Players have been selected from around the world to complete the roster. Thank you, Asia Management, find the Roster Below Centers Murray Connolly @Blakemac22 Wayne Gretzky @MubbleFubbles Pierre Marc Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito Wingers Ivan Ivanov @KmaddFPS Yermolai Nabokov @fonziGG liam oinas @ojje Trey Daniels @Tdan04 Pombo @samx Dorji Khan @Oddpurplefly Defenders Petit Hughie @Sen Masa Akimoto @Hokikeijot Scrungle Bungle @Novanod Connor Mclaughlin @Connor Mclaughling Goalies Olafur Gunnleifsson @JartY Aleksanteri Kaskiniemi-Kekkonen @Snussu Discord/Locker room link : https://discord.gg/SsDEbjuKbD

I’d apply for Halifax, I feel like I have some unfinished business

Hello! my name is Minion aka mr.Rush, we would love to have you join the Yukon rush for the showcase tournament that takes place before the draft! I can help teach you the web and build your player, we here at Yukon will rotate lines often to see what make our players shine. if this interest you, please quote this message with the hashtag #FEELTHERUSH

Hello! my name is Minion aka mr.Rush, we would love to have you join the Yukon rush for the showcase tournament that takes place before the draft! I can help teach you the web and build your player, we here at Yukon will rotate lines often to see what make our players shine. if this interest you, please quote this message with the hashtag #FEELTHERUSH

Hello! my name is Minion aka mr.Rush, we would love to have you join the Yukon rush for the showcase tournament that takes place before the draft! I can help teach you the web and build your player, we here at Yukon will rotate lines often to see what make our players shine. if this interest you, please quote this message with the hashtag #FEELTHERUSH

I don’t apply, I did in excitement but then remembered I won’t be around enough in the summer

I apply

I’m agm or gm

Deadline wasn’t pasted at time of writing hence disclaimer

VSN: VHLE S92 Mid Season Review Disclaimer (stats are from 42 games into the seasons, this was written last week) Cologne Express Standings 1ST | Points 70 points | Record 34-6-2 Starting with the Express. No team has really challenged the Express so far this season, with only 8 losses in total and on pace for only 7 more, the express is a great example of a VHLE super team. Being led by Baby Moo Moo(RW) with 58 points, and goalie Clark with a 0.940 SV% it’s hard to say if any team will slow down the Express. It's safe to say the Express are early cup Favourites. Next Step: Acquire Two more forwards to power up the depth scoring, and a good backup Goalie, Suggested Forwards for the team are LW Alexander Minion (14 goals in 42) from Rome and RW Nico Belique (24 points in 42 games) from Stockholm. Bratislava Watchmen Standings 2nd | Points 52 points | Record 25-15-2 The Watchmen are 18 points out of first place, The clear Second favourite to win the cup, the only real challenge to the Express this season standing-wise, and on pace for an easy second-place finish, the Watchmen are being led by stars, Vlad Von Carstein a Defensemen with 40 points and Chris Sanzone a forward with 38 points, and a fantastic netminder in Pipo Popa! Next Steps: Acquire a high-scoring star to boost the offense of the team, Suggested player would be BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson (57 points in 42 Games) from Rome or Logan Ninefingers (49 points in 42 games) Stockholm Vikings Standings 3rd | Points 45 points | Record 20-17-5 9 points ahead of the three teams tied for fourth, the Vikings are the last contending team left in the VHLE, the Vikings have been able to keep ahead of the remaining teams with fantastic teamwork and skill, with players such as Riley Martin, Alexandre Crosby and Guntis Gavilrovs standing out. Martin has 55 points while both Crosby and Gavilrovs had 46 points. Giorgiy Costanzov is a brick wall in the net with an amazing 940 SV%! Next Steps: Acquire a star center, Possible Center who would fit include: Jeid Rohnson (43 points in 42 games) or Jacob Smith Jr (40 points in 42 games) Both for Vasteras, and finally George Richmond(49 points in 42 games) from Cologne Rome Gladiators Standings 4th | Points 37 points | Record 17-22-3 Currently holding the final playoff spot, Rome has the best duo in the league in BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson and LeBen Aky, who together have 112 points in 42 games. With two solid goalies in the net, Rome's downfall is the lack of depth, while other teams have a lot of defensive depth and three forward lines. Rome has no real depth and it has shown. Next Steps: Sell the core and rebuild, with how much they are missing from the core to contend, it’s not possible to become deep enough to challenge the watchmen or express without getting rid of everything Rome has, so it’s time to trust the process and rebuild Vasteras Iron Eagles Standings 5th | Points 37 points | Record 16-21-7 The Vasteras Iron Eagle are one trade away from playoffs, with the depth core of the Iron Eagles, great players such as Jeid Rohnson (43 points in 42 games), and three different players with 40 players, plus a fantastic duo in net with Karl Herzlich, and Devon Giguere. The Iron Eagles will most likely overtake Rome in the standings in the next few days. Next Steps: Acquire a star forward or two, Rome has the duo of Leben Aky, and BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson who have a total of 112 points in 42 games, and good trade with rome could acquire you both the players and put Vasteras Iron Eagles in a great spot for a cup! Oslo Storm Standings 6th | Points 37 points | Record 14-19-9 Currently, the Storm are last in the VHLE, facing the same problem as Rome, but missing the star duo, Logan Ninefingers has tried to keep his team in the mix (49 points in 42 games) With help from goaltenders David Slezak and Toddly Bobbly both with respectable SV%, the Storm just need a deeper player pool to contend, something they do not have the pieces to acquire. Next Steps: Sell the core and rebuild, with how much they are missing from the core to contend, it’s not possible to become deep enough to challenge any team in the VHLE in a seven game series, OR If the Storm can keep doing enough to get into OT and win all of there OT games they could make playoffs, but that's a far if.

Thank you for the job josh, I wont let the team down!

@Trillerthank you sir Rome Gladiators | Season 92 | PC #1 1. Who is last weeks MVP? 2. If you could make one trade to make the team better (can be realstic or fantasy) what would it be) 3. Is Triller Press Conference GIF Good? How would you change it? (I'm not I love it) 4. What do you think is better Pasta or Pizza? 5. What NHL(Or VHL) Team is surprising you so far? 6. What is a short term goal for your Player?

Final Claim

I can do it

damn I must also be old