nurx

I love looking back at pre-season rankings after a while because no matter who does them they always don't look great. There is always one team that way overperforms.

can I be added to the list of pinged people

I love looking back at pre-season rankings after a while because no matter who does them they always don't look great. There is always one team that way overperforms.

I'd put Mississauga lower. They likely will struggle a lot with the goalie shortage. The fish could be in top 3 imo Fonzi like will be active or a trade halfway through the could solve that issue immediately. Main teams under the top 3 that could be contenders if things go their way are Halifax, Miami, and Saskatoon. 
 
Miami would immediately be a contender with the signing of free agent Juan Ceson @dylanjj37

esso recreates as well 👀

1. I just joined today so i dont know the trade, but i hope to meet the new players soon
2. Its been good and feels like a warm welcome
3. Kris Letang bc i wanna do everything, score goals, make assists and play good defense
4. The retro penguins jersey as the steelers uniform 
5. I think for now i dont think i need to change anything ab my player since im receiving help w it 
6. Yes, i wish i knew more about the statistics bc im basically new to everything in vhl 

@asteriaWelcome! If you have any questions feel free to ask me and I'll get back to you when I'm available.

@asteriaWelcome! If you have any questions feel free to ask me and I'll get back to you when I'm available.

Player Information
Username: nurx
Player Name: Pope Francis
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 50
Position: D
Height: 67 in.
Weight: 185 lbs.
Birthplace: Argentina

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Player Information
Username: nurx
Player Name: Pope Francis
Recruited From: Returning
Age: 50
Position: D
Height: 67 in.
Weight: 185 lbs.
Birthplace: Argentina

Player Page
@VHLM GM

Hello and welcome to Mexico City and the All-Star Game and All-Star Skills competition! I am excited to see how everyone performs during the upcoming events, and without further delay let’s get right into the festivities.
 
The first event in the All-Star Skill Competition will be the fastest skater. Each contestant will skate one full lap around the rink and the player to complete the lap the fastest will be crowned the S87 VHLM All-Stars Fastest Skater. Let’s meet the All-Stars competing in this competition. 
 
 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget
Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska  @diamond_ace 
Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Tyler Swift @lilchrist 
 
 
The next event will be the Passing Challenge. Each contestant will have 6 different targets to hit with saucer passes. The player will sit on the middle dot and pass towards two targets near both dots near the blue line, two targets on either point, and two targets at the dots in the circles. Each player’s time will begin when they attempt their first pass. The player with the fastest time will be named the winner of the All-Star Passing Challenge. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Passing Challenge.
 
 
  Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
  Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
  Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Hannibal Barca  @DreMin15 
 
 

The next event will be the Puck Handling Challenge. Each contestant will skate down the middle of the ice from center ice completing three different puck-handling skills. The player with the fastest time will be named the winner of the All-Star Puck Handling Challenge. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Puck Handling Challenge.
 

Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
Keita Kouro @woog 
Mark Calaway @Beketov 
Dalton Canders III @DC21 
Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
 
 

The next event will be the Hardest Shot Challenge. Each player will take turns shooting 3 shots as hard as they can. The player who shoots the hardest shot after all three shots will be named the All-Star Hardest Shot Challenge Champion. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Hardest Shot Challenge.
 
 
 Sjin @Mint 
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
  Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
Owen Lazarro @traphag 
 
 
 

The final event of the All-Star skills competition will be the Save Streak Challenge. Each goalie will face shooters from the other team in a penalty-shot situation. If the goalie lets in a goal within the first six shots they will be given another chance. With the 7th shot and moving forward, a goal scored will end the goalie's outing. The goalie with the longest save streak will be named the All-Star Save Streak Challenge Champion. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Save Streak Challenge.
 
 
Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
  Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 
 
 
 
Link to all formulas and simulations for the All-Star Skills Competition
 
This concludes the Skill Competition portion the this season's All-Star festivities. Upcoming is the All-Star Games. We will play two games with each team playing a different goalie in either game. Following each game, we will name an MVP for the game and following both games, an MVP of the All-Star Games will be named. Without further delay let’s get to the first game.
 
https://proam.sths.ca/Boxscore.php?Game=1
 
Scoring 5 Goals and 3 assists the MVP for the first All-Star Game is Ellis Woolfenden
 
https://proam.sths.ca/Boxscore.php?Game=2
 
Scoring 2 Goals and 2 Assists the MVP for the second All-Star Game is Swinsola
The overall MVP for the All-Star Games is Ellis Woolfenden.
 
This concludes our presentation of the S87 VHLM All-Star Festivities. I hope everyone enjoyed it, and I hope to see everyone next season. Good Luck everyone for the remainder of this season.

@DreMin15 First in passing, makes sense with the 34 assists

Hello and welcome to Mexico City and the All-Star Game and All-Star Skills competition! I am excited to see how everyone performs during the upcoming events, and without further delay let’s get right into the festivities.
 
The first event in the All-Star Skill Competition will be the fastest skater. Each contestant will skate one full lap around the rink and the player to complete the lap the fastest will be crowned the S87 VHLM All-Stars Fastest Skater. Let’s meet the All-Stars competing in this competition. 
 
 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget
Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska  @diamond_ace 
Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Tyler Swift @lilchrist 
 
 
The next event will be the Passing Challenge. Each contestant will have 6 different targets to hit with saucer passes. The player will sit on the middle dot and pass towards two targets near both dots near the blue line, two targets on either point, and two targets at the dots in the circles. Each player’s time will begin when they attempt their first pass. The player with the fastest time will be named the winner of the All-Star Passing Challenge. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Passing Challenge.
 
 
  Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
  Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
  Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Hannibal Barca  @DreMin15 
 
 

The next event will be the Puck Handling Challenge. Each contestant will skate down the middle of the ice from center ice completing three different puck-handling skills. The player with the fastest time will be named the winner of the All-Star Puck Handling Challenge. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Puck Handling Challenge.
 

Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
Keita Kouro @woog 
Mark Calaway @Beketov 
Dalton Canders III @DC21 
Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
 
 

The next event will be the Hardest Shot Challenge. Each player will take turns shooting 3 shots as hard as they can. The player who shoots the hardest shot after all three shots will be named the All-Star Hardest Shot Challenge Champion. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Hardest Shot Challenge.
 
 
 Sjin @Mint 
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
  Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
Owen Lazarro @traphag 
 
 
 

The final event of the All-Star skills competition will be the Save Streak Challenge. Each goalie will face shooters from the other team in a penalty-shot situation. If the goalie lets in a goal within the first six shots they will be given another chance. With the 7th shot and moving forward, a goal scored will end the goalie's outing. The goalie with the longest save streak will be named the All-Star Save Streak Challenge Champion. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Save Streak Challenge.
 
 
Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
  Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 
 
 
 
Link to all formulas and simulations for the All-Star Skills Competition
 
This concludes the Skill Competition portion the this season's All-Star festivities. Upcoming is the All-Star Games. We will play two games with each team playing a different goalie in either game. Following each game, we will name an MVP for the game and following both games, an MVP of the All-Star Games will be named. Without further delay let’s get to the first game.
 
https://proam.sths.ca/Boxscore.php?Game=1
 
Scoring 5 Goals and 3 assists the MVP for the first All-Star Game is Ellis Woolfenden
 
https://proam.sths.ca/Boxscore.php?Game=2
 
Scoring 2 Goals and 2 Assists the MVP for the second All-Star Game is Swinsola
The overall MVP for the All-Star Games is Ellis Woolfenden.
 
This concludes our presentation of the S87 VHLM All-Star Festivities. I hope everyone enjoyed it, and I hope to see everyone next season. Good Luck everyone for the remainder of this season.

Hello and welcome to Mexico City and the All-Star Game and All-Star Skills competition! I am excited to see how everyone performs during the upcoming events, and without further delay let’s get right into the festivities.
 
The first event in the All-Star Skill Competition will be the fastest skater. Each contestant will skate one full lap around the rink and the player to complete the lap the fastest will be crowned the S87 VHLM All-Stars Fastest Skater. Let’s meet the All-Stars competing in this competition. 
 
 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget
Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska  @diamond_ace 
Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Tyler Swift @lilchrist 
 
 
The next event will be the Passing Challenge. Each contestant will have 6 different targets to hit with saucer passes. The player will sit on the middle dot and pass towards two targets near both dots near the blue line, two targets on either point, and two targets at the dots in the circles. Each player’s time will begin when they attempt their first pass. The player with the fastest time will be named the winner of the All-Star Passing Challenge. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Passing Challenge.
 
 
  Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
  Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
  Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Hannibal Barca  @DreMin15 
 
 

The next event will be the Puck Handling Challenge. Each contestant will skate down the middle of the ice from center ice completing three different puck-handling skills. The player with the fastest time will be named the winner of the All-Star Puck Handling Challenge. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Puck Handling Challenge.
 

Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
Keita Kouro @woog 
Mark Calaway @Beketov 
Dalton Canders III @DC21 
Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
 
 

The next event will be the Hardest Shot Challenge. Each player will take turns shooting 3 shots as hard as they can. The player who shoots the hardest shot after all three shots will be named the All-Star Hardest Shot Challenge Champion. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Hardest Shot Challenge.
 
 
 Sjin @Mint 
Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
  Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
Owen Lazarro @traphag 
 
 
 

The final event of the All-Star skills competition will be the Save Streak Challenge. Each goalie will face shooters from the other team in a penalty-shot situation. If the goalie lets in a goal within the first six shots they will be given another chance. With the 7th shot and moving forward, a goal scored will end the goalie's outing. The goalie with the longest save streak will be named the All-Star Save Streak Challenge Champion. Let’s meet the players competing in the All-Star Save Streak Challenge.
 
 
Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
  Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 
 
 
 
Link to all formulas and simulations for the All-Star Skills Competition
 
This concludes the Skill Competition portion the this season's All-Star festivities. Upcoming is the All-Star Games. We will play two games with each team playing a different goalie in either game. Following each game, we will name an MVP for the game and following both games, an MVP of the All-Star Games will be named. Without further delay let’s get to the first game.
 
https://proam.sths.ca/Boxscore.php?Game=1
 
Scoring 5 Goals and 3 assists the MVP for the first All-Star Game is Ellis Woolfenden
 
https://proam.sths.ca/Boxscore.php?Game=2
 
Scoring 2 Goals and 2 Assists the MVP for the second All-Star Game is Swinsola
The overall MVP for the All-Star Games is Ellis Woolfenden.
 
This concludes our presentation of the S87 VHLM All-Star Festivities. I hope everyone enjoyed it, and I hope to see everyone next season. Good Luck everyone for the remainder of this season.

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Hello everyone! With the season well on its way it is time for us to announce who will be playing in the VHLM ASG and Skills Competition. The games will be held in Mexico City this season. The game will be posted this weekend with the skills competition released at the same time. Without further delay let's get right into the rosters!

 
 Western Conference 

  GM: @badcolethetitan 
Sjin @Mint 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget 
 Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
 Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
 Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
 Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
 Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
 Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace 
 Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 

 Eastern Conference 

 GM: @Grape 
 Keita Kouro @woog 
 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
 Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Owen Lazaro @traphag 
 Hannibal Barca @DreMin15 
 Mark Calaway @Beketov 
 Dalton Canders lll @DC21 
 Tyler Smith @lilchrist 
 Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
 Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 

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Hello everyone! With the season well on its way it is time for us to announce who will be playing in the VHLM ASG and Skills Competition. The games will be held in Mexico City this season. The game will be posted this weekend with the skills competition released at the same time. Without further delay let's get right into the rosters!

 
 Western Conference 

  GM: @badcolethetitan 
Sjin @Mint 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget 
 Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
 Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
 Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
 Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
 Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
 Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace 
 Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 

 Eastern Conference 

 GM: @Grape 
 Keita Kouro @woog 
 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
 Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Owen Lazaro @traphag 
 Hannibal Barca @DreMin15 
 Mark Calaway @Beketov 
 Dalton Canders lll @DC21 
 Tyler Smith @lilchrist 
 Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
 Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 

Hello everyone! With the season well on its way it is time for us to announce who will be playing in the VHLM ASG and Skills Competition. The games will be held in Mexico City this season. The game will be posted this weekend with the skills competition released at the same time. Without further delay let's get right into the rosters!

 
 Western Conference 

  GM: @badcolethetitan 
Sjin @Mint 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget 
 Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
 Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
 Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
 Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
 Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
 Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace 
 Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 

 Eastern Conference 

 GM: @Grape 
 Keita Kouro @woog 
 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
 Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Owen Lazaro @traphag 
 Hannibal Barca @DreMin15 
 Mark Calaway @Beketov 
 Dalton Canders lll @DC21 
 Tyler Smith @lilchrist 
 Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
 Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 

bro why cant i put s n u b b e d

Hello everyone! With the season well on its way it is time for us to announce who will be playing in the VHLM ASG and Skills Competition. The games will be held in Mexico City this season. The game will be posted this weekend with the skills competition released at the same time. Without further delay let's get right into the rosters!

 
 Western Conference 

  GM: @badcolethetitan 
Sjin @Mint 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget 
 Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
 Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
 Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
 Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
 Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
 Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace 
 Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 

 Eastern Conference 

 GM: @Grape 
 Keita Kouro @woog 
 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
 Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Owen Lazaro @traphag 
 Hannibal Barca @DreMin15 
 Mark Calaway @Beketov 
 Dalton Canders lll @DC21 
 Tyler Smith @lilchrist 
 Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
 Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 

Prospect Scouting Report
Benning is a versatile player, known for his strong offensive skills as well as his solid defensive play. He has become a fan favorite in Miami due to his aggressive style of play and his ability to create scoring opportunities. 
The Marauders have a fierce rivalry with the Philadelphia Reapers, and whenever these two teams face off, the games are always highly anticipated and extremely physical. Benning has been a major player in these games, often going head-to-head with the Reapers' top players and rising to the occasion with clutch goals and big hits. Although we lost in the playoffs, Jim's presence did not go unnoticed as he was drafted in the VHL draft by the Davos Dynamo

Off the ice, Jim Benning is known for his charitable work and his dedication to giving back to the community. He frequently visits local schools and participates in community events, inspiring young fans and demonstrating the importance of teamwork and hard work.

Jim Benning is a dynamic and talented hockey player who has made a significant impact on the sport. He is a valuable asset to the Miami Marauders and a fan favourite both on and off the ice. With his impressive skills and his commitment to excellence, it is no wonder that he is a fan favourite in the VHLM and a fierce competitor in every game he plays. 
 
Pros of Jim Benning as a hockey player:
Versatile play: Jim is known for his strong offensive skills and solid defensive play, making him a valuable asset to his team.
Fan favorite: Jim's aggressive style of play and ability to create scoring opportunities have made him a fan favorite in Miami.
Clutch performer: Jim has been a major player in high-stakes games against the Philadelphia Reapers, delivering clutch goals and big hits when it matters most.
Charitable work: Off the ice, Jim is known for his charitable work and dedication to giving back to the community, inspiring young fans and demonstrating the importance of teamwork and hard work.
 
Cons of Jim Benning as a hockey player:
Inconsistent performance: Despite his impressive skills, there may have been instances where Jim has underperformed or had an off-game, which could impact his overall effectiveness as a player.
Physical style of play: Jim's aggressive style of play can sometimes lead to penalties or injuries, which could affect his performance and availability on the ice.
Limited experience: Jim as only played in 3 seasons, so he may not have as much experience as some other players, which could impact his ability to perform in high-pressure situations.
 

Glad to be the GM for the Western Conference Team!

Hello everyone! With the season well on its way it is time for us to announce who will be playing in the VHLM ASG and Skills Competition. The games will be held in Mexico City this season. The game will be posted this weekend with the skills competition released at the same time. Without further delay let's get right into the rosters!

 
 Western Conference 

  GM: @badcolethetitan 
Sjin @Mint 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget 
 Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
 Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
 Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
 Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
 Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
 Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace 
 Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 

 Eastern Conference 

 GM: @Grape 
 Keita Kouro @woog 
 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
 Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Owen Lazaro @traphag 
 Hannibal Barca @DreMin15 
 Mark Calaway @Beketov 
 Dalton Canders lll @DC21 
 Tyler Smith @lilchrist 
 Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
 Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo 

Hello everyone! With the season well on its way it is time for us to announce who will be playing in the VHLM ASG and Skills Competition. The games will be held in Mexico City this season. The game will be posted this weekend with the skills competition released at the same time. Without further delay let's get right into the rosters!

 
 Western Conference 

  GM: @badcolethetitan 
Sjin @Mint 
 captain nugget @Captain nugget 
 Tim Riggins @Jayhawk 
 Grizz Tazzo @xslapxshotsx 
 Noel Roux Jr @Da Trifecta 
 Grunkle Stan-dingyouup @Big Newff 
 Colton Heffelfinger @heffcolton 
 Bobby Bob @Baby Boomer 
 Darko Alexander Malkovich @AColdCanadian 
 Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska @diamond_ace 
 Gage Barclay @Waffleboard39 
 Ross Glagau @Zetterberg 

 Eastern Conference 

 GM: @Grape 
 Keita Kouro @woog 
 FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ 
 Ellis Woolfenden @D3X 
 Swinsola @Swinsola 
 Owen Lazaro @traphag 
 Hannibal Barca @DreMin15 
 Mark Calaway @Beketov 
 Dalton Canders lll @DC21 
 Tyler Smith @lilchrist 
 Moritz Stauffer @GoodLeftUndone 
  Matthew McCagg @Jack kidd 
 Stefan Norris @Elman Diablo