1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel going into the playoffs?
I'd prefer to be hitting some ass, but yes, Moscow should feel confident in the VHL Playoffs this season.
2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before we hit the ice?
I hope not, although as a VHLE player, I wouldn't be in attendance anyway.
3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game?
Three hookers, a bowl of coke and 1 Gallon of Vodka.
4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep?
If so, please be considerate and lube up.
5. What does our coach like when it comes to music?
Russian Folk, Jazz flute and the Wiggles Greatest Hits Vol. 2
6. Do you feel good about your player?
I haven't felt good about one of my players since Tordahl retired.