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Based on recent events, maybe the Sydney Stabbers is a better fit.

1. The time has come, trade deadline is here and players can recreate for the S95 draft. With that being said, a new Right Winger joins Houston! Konstyantyn Shevchenko @der meister comes from Ukraine and is looking to add to our playoff push! How is Houston looking now heading towards playoffs? We currently are tied with Saskatoon for 1st in the Western Conference. Houston looks to be in great form, and the addition of a quality player like Shevchenko can only solidify Houstons chances of glory. 2. Hulk Smash @Cuffy just recently got engaged! Congrats brother! Of course we will all be invited to the wedding, what wedding gift are you bringing? As GM I am bringing season tickets for everyone that was invited. Poor bastard. It's all downhill from here. I'll buy a set of premium noise-cancelling headphones. They'll come in handy at some point. 3. Houston is cruising now! Less than 20 games to play and we still are fighting for 1st in the West. Playoff format follows as 1v8, 2v7, 3v6, and 4v5 by league overall. If playoffs started today, as 4th seed we would play 5th seed Las Vegas Aces. Is Vegas a team you do or do not want to face in the first round? Are there other teams you would prefer to play? Well as an alumni, I always think that the opposition should be afraid. Very afraid. 4. I'm always itching for summer as it is my favourite season of the year and I don't have school to worry about. What are you most excited for this summer? I'm heading home to work on the water again and I am very excited for that. Well we are into Autumn down here, so I'm looking forward to cooler temperatures and watching more Rugby. 5. Houston is a southern state known for Space Exploration apparently (google searched it, might need @LucyXpher to confirm). If you could travel through space where would you go? I'm heading out of the milky way to find aliens in other galaxies. I'm headed towards the planet/galaxy that contains the sexy space version of the Amazons. 6. How has your week been? Anything exciting or fun happening lately? What do you have planned for this week? My week has been pretty quiet, but knocking out sim league PT's and working towards the weekend.

You know why.

Was posting this last week, but Theme week happened.

Donkeys would be better

Why would you need your mother to proof read? I thought you would have a member of staff for that kind of thing. Otherwise, excellent preview and I look forward to reading the actual article.

There are never enough...

Good, fuck Canberra. Also, I would captain the Sydney Platypi, and those Rednecks in Brisbane would be our arch rivals. As always, @Berockais a goddamm genius and proves that even though he is a posh fancy pants, he is comfortable with the common man.

This is disgusting. Has been reported for offensive content.

Nice. Love the Bulls.

Remember the Titans

Answer the poll you dumbies.

A simple re-brand that relocates London United to Tokyo, Japan. No offence intended, but I've never thought that the United logo fits alongside the other VHL logos, either creatively or visually appealing. I have no idea of how the realigned conference would work, but hey, it's all make believe, right?

1. The season isn't going as planned, why do you think that is? What do you mean? Were we not supposed to lull the opposition into a false sense of security and then sweep home to enter the playoffs? 2. Helsinki will be moving into a retooling phase, have you been through or been a part of something like this? Yes multiple times. Wait, perhaps I'm the reason why these teams have needed to rebuild? OMG.... 3. Do you think the slider change in STHS is having an impact this season? My player is still shit, so I haven't noticed a slider adjustment to be honest. 4. Theme week is “Rebrand”, what are you planning? Sssshhh, It's a secret. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. Then life would become complicated for me. 5. What is your favorite meal of the day? Whatever one I don't have to pay for. 6. Do you walk around barefoot at home? No. If it's not snakes, then stepping in Kangaroo or Wombat poop will make a mess of my pedicure.

That's good enough confirmation for me!

Is my rebrand allowed to show boobies?

It's OK, I've seen it too.

Austria

Thanks @Adrest245, I appreciate the positive feedback!

Come and laugh at my shitty PG!

Yay.

Hey, you were right. Much better than the banjo.