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Crikey @Berocka. We should fair dinkum recruit some bonza new members and add them to the VHL. Stone the flamin crows, it's a you beaut idea. Whaddya reckon cobber?

Someone should do another set of team sigs.

Fuck Putin.

I ate chilli last night. Sorry.

Someone should enforce a rule that ensures that Davos doesn't essentially get a player for free. If you don't like who drafts you, tough shit.

1. Looking back at the playoffs, what positives can we take away from that series? That Moscow was competitive at this stage and will improve moving forward into next season. 2. Raise your hand if you are hyped for next season and playoffs. I am not sure how to express my hand gesture in written form. 3. It's my birthday on the 3rd, how old will I be? Somebody told me that you'll be retirement age, so whatever that is. 4. Would it be fair to say that we put Moscow on the map during the season? No. I'm fairly certain that Moscow was on most maps before this past VHL season. I have an old Atlas from my Grandpa and Moscow exists in that. 5. My player has a plan to really push defense up. Do you have a plan for your player? Plan? Ha, good one. I have no idea what I'm doing with Dassler. I think he'll suck to be honest. 6. I am going to kick back and relax during this offseason. What are your plans? Live my shitty life as best I can, until I need to do VHL shit again.

I just give new users the answers. Sue me.

Let's all have a beer together.

1. Did we kick some ass or what. How do you feel going into the playoffs? I'd prefer to be hitting some ass, but yes, Moscow should feel confident in the VHL Playoffs this season. 2. Do you think the coach will give us a pep talk before we hit the ice? I hope not, although as a VHLE player, I wouldn't be in attendance anyway. 3. Do you have any superstitions or have any special routine you do before a game? Three hookers, a bowl of coke and 1 Gallon of Vodka. 4. How do you feel about our chances in the playoffs? Will we go deep? If so, please be considerate and lube up. 5. What does our coach like when it comes to music? Russian Folk, Jazz flute and the Wiggles Greatest Hits Vol. 2 6. Do you feel good about your player? I haven't felt good about one of my players since Tordahl retired.

If they are relying on Dassler, Cologne is in deep shit.

Well look who decided to not show up.

Whenever I can find some cash.

Rift is still one of my favourite players. Not sure exactly why, but thought I'd share that useless info with all of you.

Well look who's decided to show up.

My lawyers will be in touch.

I think the VHL needs to implement a fine/suspension for this kind of cruelty!

I read every word and respect you for posting this.

1. Did you watch the Super Bowl? Nope and it was the only week that I didn't watch the NFL at all. 2. Who won the Super Bowl? Everyone who worships at the altar of Taylor fucking Swift. 3. What's your favorite color, or colour? Whatever the main color of my teams uniform at that time. 4. Do you like to watch anime? FUCK NO. 5. We had a really good winning streak going, what did you think about that? Yay for you guys. Glad to see some positive action for the Muscovites. 6. Do you like Gladiator movies? Well I liked "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe?