BOOM

1. Our new player sure has made the team better. What's your thoughts on this approach? He's adjusted well and deserves his time in the sun. Good player making contributions. 2. 16 game win streak. We all had a part to play in that streak. Does this get you even more excited? I'm desensitized, so nothing gets me excited these days. 3. A rental, in our case, was a good thing. Do you think we will need to go down that path next season? Truly no idea. Will depend on the management and what direction they take in the offseason to increase Moscow's chance of success. 4. I am really hyped about making the playoffs. What are you expectations about our chances for a cup? I have zero expectations any more. Makes it easier when everyone/thing disappoints me. 5. Do you ever get bored and need some sort of boost to get some excitement in your day. What do you do? I'm bored right now, and despite my best efforts and VHL appearance, am struggling to find the VHL interesting. 6. Do you get a day to be lazy? I haven't had many lately but do you have a set day to chill? Nope. Every day has it's opportunities and it's whether I take those chances or not.

Rise Tordahl, rise....

We are playing for a title. Can we stop the sympathy losses and get back to crushing the opposition?

Those 3 unsubscribers are poop heads.

You beast.

It's OK. We can sit together on the flight to Poland.

Come and drink with me @der meister

Navigate my trade you bum hole!

See what I have to deal with? He's abusive, rude and treats his players with contempt. He's the Putin of the VHL!

1. We hit a bit of a skill check this last week, what are your thoughts about it? I'm currently getting drunk after not winning anything in the raffle, so my thoughts right now a re self-loathing, anger and pity. 2. Should we shake our lines up to see if any other line combo works? Yes, RNG the lines and strats just for shits and giggles. 3. What position do you see us ending the season at? 69. Oh, approximately 2nd in Europe for some reason. 4. What have you been working on to improve your player? Hahahahahahaha, good one. 5. I think being a goalie is the hardest position to play, do you agree? I have never created a goalie, so therefore I am not qualified to comment. 6. It would be great to get more players active in the lr, any ideas how we get them involved? Let me bring back a titty thread. At least the immature males would be engaged in there.

Congratulations to the winners. I'm a loser though, so I'm off to drink myself into a coma.

I'm trying to create forum drama/content! Sssshhh, play along!

Perfection

Nice one Smarchy.

I have it on good authority that Moscow will be shopping Dassler soon. He's poop.

Give me my TPE you clowns!

That's BS. I was going to make a sick Smashmouth sig!

I'm no tough guy. The others just don't like how sexy I am.

They'll find a way to stop us.