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Someone wants another Blues jersey!

Members tag got my hopes up!

Why didn't you ping me?

Rigged

1. We are still leading the EU. Do you think we can hang on to that lead? It will be tough, but Moscow has already shown the ability to do so, therefore....Yes. 2. Do you have any suggestions about how the team can improve? Get rid of the GM, he's dragging the team down. 3. Do I need to add humor in these pressers to make them more stupid? Only if you feel it's necessary or you are having a tough time coming up with questions. 4. How many pancakes does it take to fix a flat tire on a submarine? Trick question. Pancakes aren't allowed on Submarines! 5. I think winning is fun. How do you compare this season to last season? As a minor leaguer, I have little to compare it to at the VHL level. Winning sure beats losing though. 6. The lines were changed and for the most part it has had a positive impact. Do you have any thoughts about future changes? When I stage my coup and take over as Moscow GM, I will have more to say about future lines and roster moves.

I'm actually too stupid to try and calculate my total. Well under 10K though. Congratulations to anyone else in that kind of TPE area.

Dude, I've kept that hidden so well until now!

Oh wait. Can we include multi's?

I'm too scared to look, plus I always retire early so probably haven't hit it anyway Congratulations though, great achievement.

Rude!

1. We are off and running. Are you surprised at our fast start? Yes. I didn't expect Moscow to be any good until Dassler was called up to dominate the VHL. 2. After the dust settles, what position will we place? I think you should tank, so I'll go with last. 3. Are you more excited to earn when we are winning? No. These days I earn what I can, when I can, regardless of team success. 4. Should we look for a player to fill a gap or two and just go for it this season? I don't get paid enough to consult on the big decisions. 5. What team/teams do you think will really push us this season? Everyone in Europe will be a strong rival, as long as you take my tanking advice. 6. It's so early but it looks like the EU is going to be stronger than the NA, you agree? It usually is. Obese North Americans are too busy supersizing their drive-thru meals to concentrate on the discipline required to win.

FFS, I thought this was the trade where Dassler gets moved.

Nice read @scoop

Nudie mod best mod.

No, u.

Good luck SSK and @Berocka

1. If the top team is a Ferrari, what car would Moscow be? A car? Please, Moscow's mode of transportation would be a 60 year old bicycle. 2. Making the playoffs would be a good step for the team, do you agree? I'd be hesitant for success that early, as a poor performance might instill some doubt into the players. 3. Do you have any great ideas about recruitment? No, not really. It's a niche market so we really do rely on word of mouth or some weirdo stumbling upon a reddit post etc. 4. Are you an anime fan? If so, what do you like? Fuck no. Anime sucks. No offence if you enjoy it, but I just don't get it. 5. What is a "Menace" and why do we have a bearded king for a logo? I have no idea, but the logo is cool regardless. I think the team was created in the "illiteration era". 6. On a scale from 1 to 10, how much does Spartan suck? Negative 12. How dare you sully the name of our fearless leader! 7. What player on the team do you think will have a breakout season? Any given player can bust out if given the right circumstances. Whoever performs the best, will enjoy the spoils.

@N0HBDY