Jericho

I missed all of that, I can't be held responsible! I was waiting tables and NOT MEETING @Draper EVEN THOUGH HE CLEARLY KNEW WHO I WAS!

that's the BEST time to shit talk, when you can't be made wrong!

I missed all of that, I can't be held responsible! I was waiting tables and NOT MEETING @Draper EVEN THOUGH HE CLEARLY KNEW WHO I WAS!

Degrath with the 0.750 win percentage!

your balls need to drop before you join the Pajodcast

They'll follow you back!

I hope he's not as bad as it seems he's going to be.
 
Although part of me hopes he's worse. Serves you fucking right for moving to Texas and dumping me, you stupid whore!

Me and Mrs. Jericho at our staff halloween party last night. She's a Gryffindor in the streets but a Slytherin in the sheets.

All Star Game Scandal Behind the Scenes
 
Head Coach Robbie Zimmerman Tampered with Equipment of Opposing Team During the All Star Game
 
The Victory Hockey League is no stranger to scandal. The years have seen controversy strike the headlines many times, from The New York Americans and the Seattle Bears engaging in gang warfare in the 20s, to CAL G bypassing the 8 season retirement rule and playing several decades to Vasteras existing for more than a season. Usually these controversies are sparked around a common goal in one way or another: The Continental Cup. New ground was broken this year when a cheating attempt was made in an effort to win All Star glory.
 
@KingRobbie has been many things over the years: Founder of the Short Bus Americans, self proclaimed heel/troll, possibly the only known case of a contract holdout in VHL history and secret lover of Meg. One thing you could never call him, was a cheater but he managed to sink to a new low when he made an attempt on the life of a rival player, mere hours before the all star game. Robbie was spotted entering Team Der Meister's lockerroom and tampering with equipment, mostly at a superficial level: ripping John Sleeman's socks, putting bengay in David Hamilton's cup and drawing a dick on Phil Hamilton's jersey. All of these were considered minor offenses that were justified by their hilariousness, but Robbie went one step too far when he put a rattlesnake in Greg Clegane's trapper. This highly venomous snake nearly killed the goaltender, and successfully made him play like a bag of dicks (0.727 save percentage through one period of play).
 

David Hamilton stumbling around with a fiery crotch during the first period
 
Though Greg was only payed in the first period, Zimmerman's Team Cocaine did manage three goals, which ultimately lead to a shootout victory. When asked to comment to the media Zimmerman denied everything, and when presented with undeniable evidence his only comment was "Man, I'm gonna be fine. I didn't try to kill the Clegane anyone cares about. Sandro was fine so @JardyB10 isn't going to give a shit and @Victor's old and washed up, so he can't do anything about it. Basically, I pulled off the perfect crime. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with a hooker on the moon."
 
The media attempted to reach Jardy Bunclewirth for comment, but given that he lives in Buttfuck Saskatchewan, a town that exists without electricity or cell towers, he was unreachable for comment.
 
When @der meister was asked to comment, he had quite a bit to say. Unfortunately for us, the entire statement was made in angry German, which is untranslatable even by my girlfriend's mom. Though I can't relay his words, please understand that the tone was angry even by German standards.
 
This will eventually fade to be just another scandal to be fondly remembered by the annals of history. The VHL learned a very important lesson that day: Put more interesting rivals in charge. I'm just saying, if it was Team @Jericho and @brovy, maybe nothing bad would happen (except another masterful hacking attempt on Kesler's account).
 

All Star Game Scandal Behind the Scenes
 
Head Coach Robbie Zimmerman Tampered with Equipment of Opposing Team During the All Star Game
 
The Victory Hockey League is no stranger to scandal. The years have seen controversy strike the headlines many times, from The New York Americans and the Seattle Bears engaging in gang warfare in the 20s, to CAL G bypassing the 8 season retirement rule and playing several decades to Vasteras existing for more than a season. Usually these controversies are sparked around a common goal in one way or another: The Continental Cup. New ground was broken this year when a cheating attempt was made in an effort to win All Star glory.
 
@KingRobbie has been many things over the years: Founder of the Short Bus Americans, self proclaimed heel/troll, possibly the only known case of a contract holdout in VHL history and secret lover of Meg. One thing you could never call him, was a cheater but he managed to sink to a new low when he made an attempt on the life of a rival player, mere hours before the all star game. Robbie was spotted entering Team Der Meister's lockerroom and tampering with equipment, mostly at a superficial level: ripping John Sleeman's socks, putting bengay in David Hamilton's cup and drawing a dick on Phil Hamilton's jersey. All of these were considered minor offenses that were justified by their hilariousness, but Robbie went one step too far when he put a rattlesnake in Greg Clegane's trapper. This highly venomous snake nearly killed the goaltender, and successfully made him play like a bag of dicks (0.727 save percentage through one period of play).
 

David Hamilton stumbling around with a fiery crotch during the first period
 
Though Greg was only payed in the first period, Zimmerman's Team Cocaine did manage three goals, which ultimately lead to a shootout victory. When asked to comment to the media Zimmerman denied everything, and when presented with undeniable evidence his only comment was "Man, I'm gonna be fine. I didn't try to kill the Clegane anyone cares about. Sandro was fine so @JardyB10 isn't going to give a shit and @Victor's old and washed up, so he can't do anything about it. Basically, I pulled off the perfect crime. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with a hooker on the moon."
 
The media attempted to reach Jardy Bunclewirth for comment, but given that he lives in Buttfuck Saskatchewan, a town that exists without electricity or cell towers, he was unreachable for comment.
 
When @der meister was asked to comment, he had quite a bit to say. Unfortunately for us, the entire statement was made in angry German, which is untranslatable even by my girlfriend's mom. Though I can't relay his words, please understand that the tone was angry even by German standards.
 
This will eventually fade to be just another scandal to be fondly remembered by the annals of history. The VHL learned a very important lesson that day: Put more interesting rivals in charge. I'm just saying, if it was Team @Jericho and @brovy, maybe nothing bad would happen (except another masterful hacking attempt on Kesler's account).
 

All Star Game Scandal Behind the Scenes
 
Head Coach Robbie Zimmerman Tampered with Equipment of Opposing Team During the All Star Game
 
The Victory Hockey League is no stranger to scandal. The years have seen controversy strike the headlines many times, from The New York Americans and the Seattle Bears engaging in gang warfare in the 20s, to CAL G bypassing the 8 season retirement rule and playing several decades to Vasteras existing for more than a season. Usually these controversies are sparked around a common goal in one way or another: The Continental Cup. New ground was broken this year when a cheating attempt was made in an effort to win All Star glory.
 
@KingRobbie has been many things over the years: Founder of the Short Bus Americans, self proclaimed heel/troll, possibly the only known case of a contract holdout in VHL history and secret lover of Meg. One thing you could never call him, was a cheater but he managed to sink to a new low when he made an attempt on the life of a rival player, mere hours before the all star game. Robbie was spotted entering Team Der Meister's lockerroom and tampering with equipment, mostly at a superficial level: ripping John Sleeman's socks, putting bengay in David Hamilton's cup and drawing a dick on Phil Hamilton's jersey. All of these were considered minor offenses that were justified by their hilariousness, but Robbie went one step too far when he put a rattlesnake in Greg Clegane's trapper. This highly venomous snake nearly killed the goaltender, and successfully made him play like a bag of dicks (0.727 save percentage through one period of play).
 

David Hamilton stumbling around with a fiery crotch during the first period
 
Though Greg was only payed in the first period, Zimmerman's Team Cocaine did manage three goals, which ultimately lead to a shootout victory. When asked to comment to the media Zimmerman denied everything, and when presented with undeniable evidence his only comment was "Man, I'm gonna be fine. I didn't try to kill the Clegane anyone cares about. Sandro was fine so @JardyB10 isn't going to give a shit and @Victor's old and washed up, so he can't do anything about it. Basically, I pulled off the perfect crime. Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with a hooker on the moon."
 
The media attempted to reach Jardy Bunclewirth for comment, but given that he lives in Buttfuck Saskatchewan, a town that exists without electricity or cell towers, he was unreachable for comment.
 
When @der meister was asked to comment, he had quite a bit to say. Unfortunately for us, the entire statement was made in angry German, which is untranslatable even by my girlfriend's mom. Though I can't relay his words, please understand that the tone was angry even by German standards.
 
This will eventually fade to be just another scandal to be fondly remembered by the annals of history. The VHL learned a very important lesson that day: Put more interesting rivals in charge. I'm just saying, if it was Team @Jericho and @brovy, maybe nothing bad would happen (except another masterful hacking attempt on Kesler's account).
 

Labatte is the one individual award I actually REALLY want in the league. It had alluded me on my previous player, thanks @Jericho

Did you miss me while I was gone?
 
How do you feel the current VHL era stands up to those past?
 
What's this about you faking your wedding or some shit? I read something about that on my frist day but it was all in boubab-english and I didn't quite catch it? Is that real or is it dirty dirty slander?

Classic Power player!
 
Actually I'm kind of glad he got pulled, because otherwise I would never have known your backup was named "Our Lady of Perpetual Motion". That's a boss name.
 
But eat dicks Bratislava.

Checking. Between now and playoffs you should be able to get that a decent amount of the way up. Really helps us lower their shot totals.

Thanks for the plug! 

Am I eligible to I like Dicks this? If so I I like Dicks! What the hell is a Doubles Week?
 
@Mr. Power

Glad to have you aboard Bunclefag!

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Man this was really lucky timing for me. I've gotten myself 62 TPE this week with that sweet dubs week thrown in. Not the 1122 of my greatest player but definitely my highest earned week to be sure.

Man this was really lucky timing for me. I've gotten myself 62 TPE this week with that sweet dubs week thrown in. Not the 1122 of my greatest player but definitely my highest earned week to be sure.

If it's currently 3pm Pacific, 4 PM Mountain, 5 PM CST, 6PM EST, 7PM AST and 7:30PM Newfoundland Time, what time is in in Trifecta Standard Time?
 
What's the greatest thing I missed during the time I was gone?

It was in @JardyB10 's sig for ages.

Am I eligible to I like Dicks this? If so I I like Dicks! What the hell is a Doubles Week?
 
@Mr. Power