Doomsday

The shutout makes serving your penalty worth it. 8)

Dat empty net

DOMINATED!

I think all the chants for DAV G have been effectively silenced now.

Awwww yiss!

Good win boys!

I think Melton could end up being the perfect replacement for Hatcher, very similar skill set. All depends on his health and whether or not Dallas comes up with more quality linemen. George Selvie was very solid last year, but he's the type of guy who won't produce if double-teamed. REALLY hoping Jerry is eyeing a pass rusher with our first or planning to bring Anthony Spencer back.

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Welp, looks like I finally got a point against Seattle. That's probably more than the amount of points they've earned on us. Yeah. In real life it'd have been 3 on 8 attempts or something like that.

His ticket to a head coaching gig at Penn State was from his performance as the OC in New England. As much as I think that Case Keenum should get a full year of off-season reps as the starter and get the shot to prove he's the guy, teams tend to pounce at a top QB prospect when they've got the #1 overall pick. Especially considering his offensive background, I can't see him wanting to draft defensively here.

Henry Melton signs with the Cowboys... finally some good news out of Big D!

I was referring to how he was in the process of grooming Christian Hackenberg, who started last season for Penn State as a true freshman. O'Brien now gets the opportunity to bring in and groom the QB of his choice, like he did with Hackenberg and I don't see him drafting Clowney over his choice of a quarterback. Matt McGloin was also starting games for Oakland last year, but I don't know what his positioning is on the depth chart now. He didn't do too bad either, pretty good for a rookie with no heralding or hype I'd say.

As much as I think that Watt and Clowney would be a deadly combo to build a defense around, I think Bill O'Brien will go QB. He showed a knack for grooming QBs at Penn State and I don't think he'll pass up the opportunity to get a similar situation in Houston with the QB of his choice.

I think if any team can get his head back in the game, it's the Giants. Coughlin is a damn good coach who I can see getting DRC motivated to play hard. But at least if DRC busts hard, you'll be done with him after one season.

The Giants are making a lot of really quality, intelligent signings and THIS REALLY BOTHERS ME.

What the hell is going on in your sig?

Now that we got the losing out of our system, back to work.

If you're not a playoff team, you don't deserve to make the playoffs. The NFL clearly doesn't get this.

OH YEAH, DALLAS COWBOYS SIGN BRANDON WEEDEN TO A TWO-YEAR DEAL! SUPER BOWL, HERE WE COME!! fuck my life

Not a fan of that. Making the playoffs is a big deal when only 12 of 32 teams can go, what's the point if you're suddenly allowing half the league to get in?

Jared Allen visiting Dallas this week... Allen and Selvie would make a nice DE tandem, but without Hatcher in the middle, Allen would just get doubled all game.

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