frescoelmo

First player was in 2009 if I recall

I would love to hear more about everyone's conspiracy theories, however it will no longer be in this thread. Cheers

This is why we're bringing back meme mutes.... you are high on the list

THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS

Miss you both @scoop @GoodLeftUndone

Moon is sus, I am not surprised

Slide into my DM's if you have any issues

@twists REKT

no u

Interesting, Sears is headquartered here it was a slow and painful death

NEW YORK AMERICANS DRAFT SZN WEEK PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of April 2, 2023 1) Will you be present for any of the drafts this week? 2) Who is your favorite teammate to share ice time with? 3) Where is @Quik this week? 4) Would you do an outdoor VHL game? What city would you want to play in? 5) If you had to contract one team in the VHL, who would it be? 6) Where would you move that team to?

Do they not have K-Marts in Canada? They are... big here I suppose, but treated as more of a mid/bottom level quality store. Great for bargains. Kind of like a Ross.

I'm not the gm tho

@Quik

NEW YORK AMERICANS OFFSEASON TIME PT2 PRESS CONFERENCE For Week-Ending of March 26, 2023 1) Who do you want to see picked with the 4th overall? 2) Who do you want to see picked with the 8th overall? 3) Have you ever visited New York City as a tourist IRL??! 4) What has been your greatest player to date? 5) When will it be warm where you live? 6) Can you teach me how to dougie?

gottem

@VHL GM it is that time of the year again to ignore broke ass draftees like @JardyB10 and their attempts to steer you away from drafting them. Instead, you should focus on the SEASON 89 FREE AGENCY period, where I will be available to sign away from my pal @thadthrasher who has done a marvelous job managing New York. What will you acquire with my player's services? SEE BELOW: - moderating powers - really bad AGM (must be considered a candidate to sign and I get to tell the previous AGM they are fired) - guaranteed to do one press conference - will force you to speak to him about trade discussions - one point task per career - ok defense - willingness to respond to DM's - blocking @twists on discord for 72 hours, you get to determine when it starts - history of sticking around with the same team(s) - moderating powers - nice balcony - will shotgun one miller lite on day of your choice in VC TOOON in -mgmt

@JardyB10

TPE Twists PE Twists Physical Education? Are you a gym teacher?

Good job Bek. And I thought I was old.