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Seasons been over for Cowboy Prout here in Calgary. This young defencemen that played the rest of the regular season and into wild card for the Calgary Wranglers where he’s found his home and it’s been perfect fit. Getting traded back up north close to his ranch was fitting. He’s now been in his offseason workout routines and has sights on a bigger season next year.

 

 

For some hockey players in the North they follow the legend Gary Roberts workouts and diets. For some hockey schools or camps expect for one particular player named Cowboy Prout. This young Canadian born player has a different approach and we’re going to look into how this will affect his play and more importantly his health. 

 

 

Step one

 

Cowboy Prouts breakfast starts his day with

 

1 box of add water pancakes, 12 pack of Labbet Blue 5 cigarettes and 1lbs of Canadian bacon.

 

now for workouts. 

 

Cowboy Prouts workouts aren’t quite what’d you expect from a professional hockey player or athlete but he likes to start off by chopping wood. He likes to warm up with getting his camp fire wood ready. Next he likes to go bull riding. He feels this is important for his strength and balance on the ice. Nobody seems to want to know further details on his thought process here so we’ll carry on. He then likes to copy a movie scene from Rocky. Cowboy Prout will catch chickens (he does butcher them himself and freezes them after) so next he likes to flip some big tractor tires around the fields. He then milks his cows and actually thinks the faster he milks them the better the hands he’ll get on ice. (Again we don’t question it) 

 

 

After his chores he likes to light a Cuban cigar and sit on his porch with some more Labbet Blue and enjoy being alone since he don’t like people. Which I think was obvious as we’ve all seen the New York Interview that went south pretty quick and left the young man with a couple charges pressed and was a factor into being traded. 

 

 

At the end end of the day and getting his wood stove ready he likes to make himself some more food that is poutine, fresh cut steaks and chicken tacos all meat from his ranch while drinking some good old Canadian club (CC) whiskey and enjoying the views off his porch watching the sun fall and not giving a single fuck on what’s going on around him.

 

 

Cowboy Prouts steps were pretty simple when sharing these to fellow teammates of the Wranglers however some have advised the GM @Jubis and which led to him stepping down after hearing about Cowboy Prouts reply. (Also Jubis has yet tucked in Cowboy Prout as per contract and the league should really do a investigation) 

 

 

 

At the end of the day we all have different ways of training and getting better in this sport. As we know this wild Cowboy has a odd way of living and training he has his focus and goals set pretty high after being disappointed in his wild card series and overall season performance. Could this season be his break out and he finally performs to what he was projected to be? Or will he remain a bust from that season 75 draft. All these answers will be relieved soon enough. For now players train in the offseason and get ready to come back the following. Cowboy Prout will surely look too Yeehaw his opponents and prove why his training is the best that an athlete can do. 

 

 

 

(thank you @dasboot for helping me spell that word at 10:49 pm in discord gen chat, much appreciated for giving me the word particular) 

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