Florida Man Junior Review

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Florida Man Junior Review

 

Upbringing

The question I should be asking is: what don't you know about Florida Man? It's rumored that he's been around the world three times without looking back, ran a 2.99 40-yard dash, and even punched stained glass, yet it didn't break?! How can we know so much about one man but still understand so little? None of that matters now, as Florida Man will be sending his talents and superhuman abilities to the VHLM to finish the season! Born and raised in Florida, Florida Man set off on a journey that would eventually earn him a reputation of beating the odds and doing just about anything he can to prove Florida men are simply built different. From a young age he was taught to be wise, humble, and cultured. Little did anybody know, these lessons would have a negative impact, making him the menace to society that he is today. 

 

Early Career

Florida Man may have never played hockey at any level before, but there is no questioning his elite athleticism. An All-American in football, basketball, baseball and lacrosse. He's on another level compared to the rest of his peers. For years he has been the face of Florida sports and is often referred to as literally "The Man." He's recorded one buzzer beater per day he's been alive, holds records in touchdowns thrown and received in the state, and there's evidence that he can throw a 150 mph fastball. He's truly a prospect teams across the VHL community should be greatly anticipating. The focus right now is preparing him for the VHL, where the best talents from across the universe(seriously though) come to play. He will need some time to translate his skills to the VHL, but he's expected to post dominant numbers in the VHLM and the new league in Europe until then.

 

Scouting Report

Florida Man believes he can bring a lot of experience to the table. As far as life goes, he's been through the ringer multiple times. He spent a lot of time evading the law, which will benefit his elusiveness and quikness on the ice. Even when caught, he has extraordinary defense. In fact, he's never lost a case while representing himself in the court of law. Add on his love for the 2nd Amendment, and you've got a great combination of speed, defense, and a cannon of a shot. When the intangibles are concerned, he's just built different. Expect a long career for whichever team he ends up on.