Florida Man Crosses the Country

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The long awaited S80 VHL Draft has finally come and gone. Helsinki kicked it off by drafting goaler Xavier Booberry first overall, but more importantly the Los Angeles Stars found themselves a potential top six winger for their future at thirteenth overall in Florida Man. While it's a little ironic that Florida Man will be taking his talents from the Atlantic to the Pacific, he admitted that the only two teams to contact him are on the west coast. It was also rumored that he intended to demand a trade if a team that had not spoken to him before the draft selected him, but LA prevented that from happening. It is concerning that the draft presentation team chose to use a picture of Tyler Myers when Man was selected. He threatened to "f***ing quit the league if they disrespect me like that again." I expect the Stars to take every precaution heading into S80 so that they can help Man avoid a mental breakdown. As of now, he intends to play in the VHLE. The draft will soon be upon us, and Man will suit up for his new team with hopes to make a strong impression on Stars management. That's all for now, but Florida Man is a nut job. He may be back in the spotlight sooner rather than later.