Gustislav Nasherov for Calgary captain campaign

[Vat 234]

Reason why Gustislav Nasherov should become captain for the Calgary Wranglers.

 

1. Always maxes his capped tpe on a Sunday night! This shows how lazy he can be also how non-inspiring he is most of the time. But hey Sunday night tpe is just as good as Monday morning TPE so what does it matter?

 

2. I can talk on and on about my hate for the Växjö Lakers and also talk on and on about why Cam and Chris abbot are top 5 GM and coach duos to have ever lived. This proves my ability for talking about stuff and complain about the ref

 

3. I'm Swedish. Hoggy and Petterson are Swedish and play for the Canucks, who is the only person who can rug this vote? That's right the Canucks fan river himself. Mind tricking him into rigging the selection proves my abilities to get into opponents and ref's head which can benefit our game drastically

 

Edited November 21, 2021 by Vat