Back on my Bullshit

[der meister 3,100]

Coming up with media spots and Dot Com articles during this weird transitional period between the playoffs and the draft is a difficult thing to do. Yeah, I could go and do a team by team analysis of who is left in the VHLM Playoffs, or make some bold predictions, or any number of things, but honestly, I can't be fussed. Though now that I type that, I have an idea.

 

Ryuji Sakamoto comments on VHLM Cities!

 

Las Vegas - Big, maybe clean? Lots of lights maybe makes it feel like Tokyo. 
San Diego - Great weather. Lots of beaches nearby to pick up girls.
Houston - Uh...cows and rednecks? Sounds like Yusuke would not be accepted here.
Mexico City - A little nervous about this one. Rumored to have ties to a Cartel?
Saskatoon - Sounds cute, but probably really cold. Complimentary metal garbage can of fire for all tourists?
Ottawa - They have a river through the city and that's neat.
Philadelphia - Smells like cheese. Everywhere. Cheese and bullies.
Mississauga - Is this the place with the big river? #BLM
Halifax - I know this place from playing there. Not much to do, but a good group of people.
Miami - RIP Betty White. Golden Girls took place here.

[JardyB10 4,854]

1 hour ago, der meister said:

Saskatoon - Sounds cute, but probably really cold. Complimentary metal garbage can of fire for all tourists?

It's only -2 today, so we'll forget about the -40, -50 bullshit from last week. We also have a river through the city.