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Scrabble Grapple Toothpaste


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After a surprisingly short product research the Scrabble Grapple team has announced the release of their brand-new toothpaste. The product originating from a wood-polishing agent has allegedly not been approved for human use. The team at Scrabble had this to say "GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE WE WILL REMAIN ANNONYMOUS." Followed by a few gunshots and we have not heard from our reporter since. We are not entirely sure what has happened, but we have purchased ourselves some Scrabble Grapple Toothpaste and when we tried it tasted vaguely like urine. While Scrabble Grapple has been vaguely successful in North America we have yet to see any European native players accept a brand deal with Scrabble Grapple which may be in part of the EU's ban of the product. We will keep you updated as the story develops and as Scrabble Grapple continues to attempt to expand into new markets.

 

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