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The C.G.Y. Janser Story, Part XXVIII: Interseason pastime tradition


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(stats for Janser, stats for Kagamine)

 

 

It is the time of the year again. The offseason, dreaded by most avid hockey fans, but a welcome downtime for managers to execute trades and planning the draft strategy, undisturbed by the buzz of the regular season or even the playoffs. Father and son have enlisted again for the storied ProAm Tournament and were drafted together with back-to-back picks into the Halifax Herefords. Outside of the retired Calgary veteran and his filius, GM Juan Ceson (a Vegas legend), assembled the following roster:

 

Bollos de Trueno, a redeemed Mexican cartel member and gang banger (if rumours about this talented player's past can be believed). The six foot three, 213 pound defender had a respectable season in Saskatoon and is looking to get drafted into the VHL as well as the VHLE. Whoever secures the rights on this thundering back, will get a hardworking blue liner.

 

Lucy Leitner, cousin/twin sister of Halifax' GM Lexie Leitner (that family tree must be interesting and leads us to believe that the Leitner's hail from a rather rural and depopulated area). The minuscule and rather petite defender has proven her worth in the VHLM as well as the VHLE for Houston and Vasteras respectively. She is looking forward to make her debut for Riga's newly appointed GM, Red Panda.

 

Kimi Räikkönen, F1-pilot turned hockey player. Apparently, attending EVZ games in Zug has inspired the former Formula One Champion to start a second career, as basking in the Swiss sun was just to boring for the Iceman. After stints in Bratislava and Houston, the left winger plays a depth role for Riga and is aspiring to be a very solid two-way forward.

 

Mikko Borisyuk, the Guatmalan Center has debuted for the Wolves in the VHL this past season, after spending three years with the Watchmen and two years in the VHLM, split between Mexico City and Halifax. He was a decent scorer in the minors, but sofar struggled with the more talented opposition in the VHL. A bottom six player who can be trusted to hold down the fort in the PK.

 

Annie Oaks, a right wing from Sheffield in the UK started her career in the minors with a bang, scoring well above a point per game in her debuting season in the VHLM. Alas, the VHLE was not nice to her. This never hindered the hard working player to give her all and she is chomping on the bit to get her VHL career started in the coming season. 

 

Chris Reynolds Jr, a lanky pivot from the US is getting his fine tuning in the VHLE and will then join CGY Janser in the Americans. His development in the E will determine what role he can play in the ambitious New York outfit. 

 

Jack Dickins, will earn his pay in Oslo in the coming season and hone his skills for his VHL franchise the Prague Phantoms. The towering Canadian's preferred position is on the right wing.

 

Elf shoes, is an American born left winger, who could get a whiff of the VHL, playing 32 games for Riga, but was sent back to the minors. The reason appears to be a lack of displacement as he only weighs in at 146lbs at 6' 3''. The Reigns management allegedly suggested to spend more time in the weight room.

 

Benjamin Abenduct, a behemoth of a defender will premier in the VHL for Moscow in the next season. Sofar he has shown a knack for scoring from the blue line and has scored above ppg pace both in the E as well as the M. Euron Leonidas has shown a talent to develop players (or find a place where they can develop) and we see no reason why Abenduct should be an exception from the rule.

 

Last, but certainly not least, netminder Lachlan Summers. The veteran goalkeeper will go into his last season dressing for Warsaw. The Davos legend and trophy hoarder extra ordinaire is certainly a solid choice to backstop the ragtag team that is the Halifax Herefords.

 

At the time of writing this article, the Herefords have played five games and show a 4-1-0 record. It is remarkable that CGY did not have to worry about hot water in either of the matches as he is 5/5 for game misconducts for fighting. It appears that there is some pent up frustration afoot, as the hulking Swiss has not fought a single time last season.

 

Here are the stats for our Swiss heroes:

CGY: 5gp, 5g, 13a, 18pts, +8, 124 PIM, 16 hits, 22sb, 1ppg, 1gwg 4-3-7 fighting record

DJ: 5gp, 12g, 7a, 19pts, +7, 12 PIM, 16 hits, 4sb, 1shg, 1gwg, 64.77FO%, 3 first star nominations

 

Stay tuned for more news.

 

https://vhlforum.com/topic/146609-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxiii-a-new-season-is-upon-us/

https://vhlforum.com/topic/146757-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxiv-a-quarter-done/

https://vhlforum.com/topic/146863-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxv-contender-or-pretender/

https://vhlforum.com/topic/147258-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxvi-an-89th-interview/

https://vhlforum.com/topic/147418-the-cgy-janser-story-part-xxvii-its-a-long-way-to-the-top/

 

 

Edited by Daniel Janser
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