twists 367 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 What shall I name my next player? This question is on the top of my mind as Eric Queefson looks toward retirement. Queefson had such a classic and undeniably funny name, that I may not be able to replicate it in my next player. It was so great, that @Moon refused to say my player's name on the draft stream when I was selected. Should I stick with the queef family name? Perhaps something like Conner Queeftador. Maybe the queef has played out its bit, and I should move onto something new. Maybe I could name my player Beketov Two after the famous night where I was high and @a_Ferk was drunk and changed his forum name to beketov 2. Or, I could name him Mario Nintenda, a classic joke within the Moscow locker room. @STZ likes this option the best. I could also make weird other sexual innuendos that will be a hit, but what if I named him something so generic that it was funny because it was so unfunny. These questions rock me to my core, and I must make a decision next week. We will see. STZ, Thunder and N0HBDY 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triller 1,599 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Anything nice and normal so I could make cool graphics for your player. I've also seen ConQueeftador used as a gamer tag that was owned by a screaming child in a COD lobby so it has its own connotations. That was also 10 years ago though so you already matched that with your last player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rory 1,877 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thunder, twists and animal74 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCarson 703 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Dick Myqueeferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder 1,074 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Monkey Mcqueef in honor of @STZ twists 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 367 Posted June 18 Author Share Posted June 18 50 minutes ago, Triller said: Anything nice and normal so I could make cool graphics for your player. I've also seen ConQueeftador used as a gamer tag that was owned by a screaming child in a COD lobby so it has its own connotations. That was also 10 years ago though so you already matched that with your last player. Normal is overrated though. Its boring and not fun. Why pick something basic when you simply don't have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator frescoelmo 1,268 Posted June 18 Head Moderator Share Posted June 18 Hawt Pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlamb 1,324 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 (S96) C - Circle Jerk rory and twists 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triller 1,599 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 1 hour ago, twists said: Normal is overrated though. Its boring and not fun. Why pick something basic when you simply don't have to? Oh, that is what I think of picking a gamertag from the 90's as a name. Boring, not fun and super basic. I am a bit older though so I guess I have just aged out of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSB 117 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 I hope you keep the Queef lineage going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,989 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Inactive Queef mattyIceman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 367 Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 12 hours ago, Banackock said: Inactive Queef wait I unironically like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 2,120 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Flash Light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 367 Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 3 hours ago, Daniel Janser said: Flash Light? but with an E right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0HBDY 1,108 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 You're not fucking retiring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 367 Posted June 19 Author Share Posted June 19 20 minutes ago, N0HBDY said: You're not fucking retiring he doesn't wanna believe N0HBDY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 2,120 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 2 hours ago, twists said: but with an E right? Well I know that 'Flash' as a name exists and phonetically there is not much difference. I leave that up to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pifferfish 429 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 On 6/18/2024 at 1:58 PM, twists said: What shall I name my next player? This question is on the top of my mind as Eric Queefson looks toward retirement. Queefson had such a classic and undeniably funny name, that I may not be able to replicate it in my next player. It was so great, that @Moon refused to say my player's name on the draft stream when I was selected. Should I stick with the queef family name? Perhaps something like Conner Queeftador. Maybe the queef has played out its bit, and I should move onto something new. Maybe I could name my player Beketov Two after the famous night where I was high and @a_Ferk was drunk and changed his forum name to beketov 2. Or, I could name him Mario Nintenda, a classic joke within the Moscow locker room. @STZ likes this option the best. I could also make weird other sexual innuendos that will be a hit, but what if I named him something so generic that it was funny because it was so unfunny. These questions rock me to my core, and I must make a decision next week. We will see. You should name it after your favorite GM ever... Which is obviously me.... Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyIceman 1,174 Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 On 6/19/2024 at 2:08 PM, N0HBDY said: You're not fucking retiring Best player name ever twists and N0HBDY 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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