Harumpf 313 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 (edited) Oskars Harumpf, the super rookie for the Helsinki Titans had and interesting thing happen during a recent game vs the Bears. He had eaten a burrito before the game and was having some intenstinal discomfort during warm ups. He had to go back into the locker room and blow mud a couple times before the start of the game. He thought he was good to go and got it all out of his system but then mid-way through the first while back-checking he squeezed out a questionable fart and ended up shitting his pants a little. Yes, he sharted. However, the play turned around quickly before he could get off the ice and he found the puck on his stick, he then proceeded to set up James Faraday for a goal. After the play he went to change his pants and took 2 immodium. He had no more incidents the rest of the game and finished with 2 assists, the Titans won 4-2. Not even soiled underwear can stop Oskars Harumpf from producing on the ice. Just be sure to not check him from behind. Edited January 16, 2015 by Harumpf STZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,551 Posted January 16, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted January 16, 2015 Hahahaha, wow. Just wow. Fabulous. Harumpf and Caillean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I'm not surprised tbh Harumpf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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