BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 (edited) INT-HOTEL-MORNING Narrator One might say that it takes determination and commitment to make a good hockey player. A good hockey is one that practices and is determined to get better. But Sir William Covington III is not your average Hockey player. No he is totally different. This is the story of the rightful King of England and his rise to fame. Sir William Covington III is awoken from his slumber with a loud banging at the door. William tries to cover his head with a pillow as he tries to go back to sleep. But moments later Ahma rushes while turning on every light in the place. Ahma Get up William throws a pillow at Ahma William Get out Ahma stumbles towards the bed, both men are clearly still drunk from the night before. As Ahma nears the bed he slips on a bunch of empty beer cans on the floor. Ahma screams in pain as he hits the ground which make William slowly turn to look down at the ground as he groans. As his eyes get over the side of the bed, Ahma raises his head as he chugs from a vodka bottle. William reaches for the bottle William Why you (hiccup) no share? Ahma stops drinking Ahma Why you no wake up? William Too drunk Ahma stands up Ahma Me to but we have a game William Game? Finding the sluts? Ahma No! Hockey game William laughs out loud William Hockey games, oh that’s classic The tow burst out laughing at basically nothing Ahma We going to suck, but we got to play William Can we forfeit? Ahma thinks for a second and reaches for his phone. Calling someone as he paces around the room Ahma Hey can we forfeit? Ahma nods his head and then hangs up the phone before heading over to William. He leans over and looks down at William Ahma Get up William hits him with a pillow William You suck! Ahma gets upset by this as a few tears go down his face Ahma Why you say that? William What good is it to have a GM when they cannot get you of games? INT-PLANE-DAY Narrator GM Ahma and William hopped on the Kings private jet while the rest of the team took a bus the day before. Little did Ahma know that William had plans to make him look like a fool. William is drinking little bottles of liquor on his own private jet, Ahma is passed out in the corner. William decides to put a Hitler mustache on Ahma with a marker. Which makes him burst out laughing. EXT-YUKON AIRPORT-DAY Narrator Canadians are said to be well mannered and nice. But when met by a European man looking and acting like Hitler what would they do? How would they react? Ahma and William stumble off the airplane, they barely can walk as people from the city greet them. William turns to Ahma William You are fucked you know that right? Ahma looks at himself, patting his clothes almost confused but what William said Ahma I no fucked William drunkenly nods William Yes you are…but! You have me to help you out. You are from vodkaland or whatever it is, so here I will help you out with Canadian customs and shit. Since Britain… the country I am the King of owns this shitty land. Ahma smiles Ahma Oh thank you, you a good friend William tries to hold back laughter as he puts his hand on Ahma’s shoulder William And you need to learn how to properly speak the language or not talk it at all. But here, consider this your first lesson Ahma To learn better English? William drunkenly shakes his head William No! Well… okay second lesson. Here in Canada they like the leader of a group when they arrive to raise their arm out at about a seventy five degree angle and as they march intensely. It’s respect to the Canada goose… or is it the Loon Ahma Oh the vodka? William No that’s Grey Ahma nods Ahma So like fifty shades? William smacks his forehead William Just do it Ahma marches towards the people from Whitehorse doing the Hitler salute not knowing that he has a Hitler Mustache drawn on his face INT-LOCKER ROOM-DAY Narrator Any coach knows that the hardest thing is to motivate a team that everyone knows sucks. How do you do it? What do you say? It maybe game one but they see it as the beginning of a long horrible season. The coach of the Wild is giving the team a motivational speech Coach Guys we may not have much of a chance this season to do much at all. But this is your stepping stone to bigger and better things in Hockey. Do not get down about yourselves Ahma and William kick the door of the locker room down, it comes crashing to the floor. William has his hands out in front of him like a gun. The coach and team turn to look at them William Uh… Freeze! This is a bust! Ahma laughs Ahma Nice delay William Shut up! The coach tries to finish what he is about to say Coach You don’t suck as individuals, the team itself sucks The coach turns to look at William Coach Get dressed you are centering the top line William looks at the Coach then at Ahma, then back at the Coach William You’re fired! Coach Exucse me? William You’re excused William goes to get ready as the coach goes to Ahma Coach Can I bench him? He can’t speak to me like that Ahma You could… Coach Good The coach turns to say something but Ahma stops him Ahma You could if you were the coach, but he fired you Coach He is a player Ahma Fine… You’re fired! Coach WHAT THE FUCK? Ahma What? Coach I am a well-respected coach in the hockey world and you fire me? Who will coach these bums? Ahma You are fired and… uh… I will coach them! Coach Sounds like you got this figured out Ahma I do! Now get out INT-HOCKEY ARENA-DAY Narrator While games are won and lost in the corners and on the score board but for this Wild team games are lost on the bench while the coach and star player guzzle King Vodka a new investment of the so called rightful King. The game starts, Ahma is not really caring about talking to his team he and William are focused on drinking to the point where William would end shifts early to keep drinking. It gets to the point that for every shot, goal and middle finger William gets they have to do shots. Between whistles a ref skates up to the bench Ref Are you drunk? Ahma NOOOOOOOOOOO (turns to puke then looks back at the ref) Just drunsick Ref Drunsick? Ahma Yeah it’s new Ref shakes his head as he skates away as Ahma does the Hitler Salute thinking since he is the leader he must show respect for the ref. The score is 1-1 when William scores his first goal, as a celebration he skates for fist bumps from the other team. They don’t give him any, William gets mad and flips them off. (Later) William scores yet another goal but this time he skates by the other team flipping them all off Throughout the game we see Ahma doing the Hitler Salute and the fans booing him and throwing things at him. Ahma shrugs it off thinking it’s because Saskatoon and Yukon have a rivalry INT-PRESS CONFERENCE-DAY Narrator Sometimes you just got go with it and let the ass be an ass. Other times well... you know. But this is the so called rightful King of England so people will let him be an ass Reporter How was your first game? William It was great, scored a few goals flipped off a whole team and the whole crowd. Not to mention the beers I and Ahma shot gunned between periods and the vodka in our water bottles. The episode fades to black as William continues talking Edited November 16, 2015 by KingRobbie Ahma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,284 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 This is good and bad at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollarAndADream 3,356 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Content: 3/3 - So, when's the movie coming out? Great script. Ahma the new coach, nothing can go wrong there. Grammar: 2/2 - Nothing to deduct anything for. "A good hockey is one that practices" - A good hockey player"Me to but we have a game" - too"The tow burst out laughing " - two"We going to suck," - We're / We are Appearance: 1/1 - Lookin' good. Overall: 6/6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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