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HC Dynamo Spending Time Practicing Marksmanship



DAVOS - Although it only recently became official, fans and players alike have known that a playoff match-up between the Davos HC Dynamo and the Cologne Express was inevitable. Therefore, it comes as no surprise that the members of the HC Dynamo have been seen logging in extensive amounts of hours practicing their marksmanship in preparation of the series. The surprise is the location of the training: a private firing range, not the Davos practice facilities.


"I figure that if they can shoot a gun, they can beat Chekhov," said Davos' head coach, Terence Fong. "A lot of thought and planning goes into aiming and shooting a target, especially at long ranges. If they can figure this out, they will figure out how to beat the goalies they face."


"This is f&$king awesome!" exclaimed center Sergey Brovalenko while manning a 1919 Browning .30 caliber machine gun with teammate Thomas Landry. "I can't wait to see what happens when we win this series!"


Jethro Novacek is a writer for the MSFL Times, the gift that just keeps on giving. He enjoys performing hyper combos on homeless people, consuming American soil and being so real with Jeff Buckley.

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1080 double y-y no skopezzz to Checkovs face.


Yeah but you noobs won't ward and then Helsinki will catch you facechecking a bush and kill you without burning a single ult. That and you'll forget to take your ult at lvl 6.

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