Covington gets "help"

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Sir William Covington is seeking help, no not mental help but help with his upcoming free agency. Covington announce well in advance that he without a doubt in his mind will be leaving Davos this upcoming offseason is seeking advice about what is a good way to handle it. He went on a world wide search for anyone that can help in any way possible. We do not have exact details of what was said in meetings but he went to meet with the following people

 

Donald Trump: Not for advice but ironically Donald wanted to get advice and training from William on his upcoming battle with Hillary Clinton and how he can come off as a bigger ass clown then already has.

 

Kanye West: William learned the art of the epic rant stealing everyone's spotlight. William hold Kanye in the highest regard so this is why Covington has hired him as his speech writer

 

Xavier Martinez: On how to make most of his free agency

 

Robbie Zimmers: On general assbagery

 

As we mentioned above William has hired Kanye West as his speech writer. He also has filled other positions for his "Free Agency Fuckery S50"

 

Campaign Manager: Robbie Zimmers

General Advisor: Xavier Martinez

Speech Writer: Kanye West

General Interest and 1st offer sifter: DT, Just so William does not have to listen to your pitch you have to message DT. Give him your pitch. If he thinks it is worthy he will pass it onto Covington and Robbie Zimmers. Also if you get past the "pitch" all 1st offers must go through DT. If he thinks its worth passing it on he will. DT is not able to agreed to any contract. That is up to Robbie Zimmers and SWC3

Fun Time General: Megan Fox

Party Planner: Johnny "Football" Manziel

 

Sit back and enjoy the wild ride this will be