King & Mulligan S01E03 "Ninja squared" [Reviewed]

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INT-JAIL PARKING GARAGE-DAY

Dom is sitting on the ground of the parking lot with his mouth open.

 

Dom @Green

Look man, I don’t know who you’re with but gay male prostitute on the ground with mouth wide open

 

Man

Shut up

 

Dom

Look man todays a bad for me to die, I got lots of things to do, lots of loose ends to tie up, lots of drugs to sell or flush. My parents think I am nuclear scientist not a…

 

Dom looks around then whispers

 

Dom

Drug dealer

 

Man

I said shut the fuck up

 

Dom

Look man if you want to kill me I don’t blame you, I am a lowlife scum drug dealer. Getting the kids hooked on the drugs is a bad thing. All I am saying is let’s reschedule for a later date

 

The man puts the gun right at Dom’s forehead

 

Man

I will only ask you one more fucking time

 

Dom pisses himself in fear

 

Dom

Look… look man. Give me a day… no, no two days to get my shit together and then you can quote unquote gun clap me

 

The man shoves the gun into Dom’s mouth after a few awkward seconds Dom begins to suck the gun then winks at the man

 

INT-PRECINCT 44-DAY

Mulligan heads into the precinct with a smile on his face thinking that he did something good. He goes to sit down at his desk and puts his feet up on it. As he sits there Commissioner Mitchel walks up and smacks his feet off the desk. Mulligan falls forward then looks up to see Mitchel standing there not pleased

 

Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07

Sir… what are you doing here?

 

Mitchel sits down as he sips on a large coffee cup that says “The King must die”

 

Mitchel @Higgins

Keep your feet off the table it’s government property, don’t disrespect the government, don’t be a Colin Kaepernick.

 

Mulligan

Yes sir, sorry sir. But what are you doing here? Twice in one day is unusual for you

 

Mitchel

When trying to dethrone a King you must be on your game my good little Mulligan

 

Mulligan

Oh this is about King? He’s not here

 

Mitchel

Precisely the reason why I am here. I want you to tell me a few things about your partner

 

Mulligan

I can’t, he’s my friend and my partner. I have loyalty towards him

 

Mitchel gets mad and slams his fists on the table

 

Mitchel

I AM YOUR GOD DAMN BOSS AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME! YOU WILL ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS THAT I HAVE FOR YOU. GOT IT?

 

As Mitchel yells the glass in the precinct rattles even as the glass department is still installing glass from the yelling in the morning.

 

Mulligan

Yes sir

 

Mitchel

Don’t interrupt me. Got it boy?

 

Mulligan

Yes sir

 

Mitchel

Stop that, why do you keep interrupting me?

 

Mulligan

You told me to answer every question you ask so I am

 

Mitchel thinks for a second

 

Mitchel

Questions regarding the so called cop King

 

INT-TIMBER BAR-DAY

King and Jarbo are now drunk as they talk about their plans

 

King

So I need you to be on that corner “directing” traffic

 

Jarbo @JardyB10

Which one?

 

King drunkenly points off at any direction

 

King

That one

 

Jonas @Mr. Power

You two are fucked, I hope you aren’t going back on duty

 

King

Always on duty, my eyes are like well-trained uneyes

 

Jonas

Un eyes?

 

King

Yeah those eyes that are not like eyes but are eyes

 

Jonas

Okay…

 

King pours Jonas a shot glass and slides it to him

 

King

Okay… so back to the plan. I will steal that thing from them and they will give chase. I will lead them to your

 

King points at Jarbo

 

King

Intersection. This is when you go into “hero mode” and you stand in their way. They will either… come to a stop and you arrest them or… they may hit you slightly with a car or um

 

King drunkenly burps some puke up and swallows it before going back to talking

 

King

A few cars

 

Jarbo

Hit me hard?

 

King

Not that hard, just brace for impact like they tell you planes and you will okay. Head down and feet back or some shit

 

Jarbo

But this isn’t a plane

 

King

Shut it and go with it

 

King slides more shots at Jonas and Jarbo

 

INT-JAIL PARKING GARAGE-DAY

Dom is still sitting on the floor of the parking garage as the man cleans off his gun.

 

Dom

Sorry for stripping the chrome off it

 

The man phone rings

 

Man

You want me to bring him with me? Or can I finally end his miserable life?

 

Dom

No, don’t end his miserable life

 

Man

Fuck… okay I will bring him

 

Dom

Thanks! Thank you strange unknown man

 

INT-PRECINCT 44-DAY

Mitchel is clearly getting mad with Mulligan

 

Mitchel

You keep refusing to tell me things that I need to know about your partner. It is hard to build a case if your key witness is mute moron

 

Mulligan goes to say something but Mitchel keeps talking

 

Mitchel

You are protecting the man that sent you on a wild goose chase of a “undescribed suspect” that may or may not have had a gun that he may or may not have robbed some sort of store with. He claimed that the perp was around the corner and will cut him off around the corner. You went after the suspect only to find out there was none. When you go back to look for King you find him beating up a homeless man because he claims that man attacked him first but security video shows that King asked the man who has no money for money for his coffee because he did not want to break a hundred dollar bill. When the man refused to give him his hard earned begging money King attacked him and took it.

 

Mulligan

The audio was horrible at best. We could not prove that any of that was said

 

Mitchel

Oh yeah? What about the time at the Christmas party he had you sit in the car so he wouldn’t get a ticket. He didn’t even leave the car on during the worst winter storms the city has seen in years

 

Mulligan

It wasn’t cold

 

Mitchel

Bull shit! That’s not even the reason why I am mad. I can give a rats ass if you are cold or not but you should. While you sat there like an idiot, he went cocaine shopping and may or may not have had sex with a strip bar worth of strippers

 

Mulligan

One stripper

 

Mitchel

That’s a disputed fact. I still have not got to the reason why I am mad and why you should be mad and more than willing to rat on him. After his drug shopping and stripper pussy fucking, he brought one of them in the car. A government car not even his absurdly bug truck. He put you in the back seat so she can suck him as he drove. Once at the Christmas party he dressed up as Santa Claus and started to sell Cocaine.

 

Mulligan

He said it was baking soda, so people didn’t have to get it from stores since it’s in high demand at this time of the year. It was an act of kindness on his part

 

Mitchel

You are a dumb fool. Okay, where is he now? Let me guess you don’t know

 

Mulligan

Not exactly

 

Mitchel

Where did you last see him?

 

Mulligan

He told me to release the drug dealer he picks on so I did

 

Mitchel

Did he drive you?

 

Mulligan

No, but he did give me change for the bus

 

Mitchel

So he gave you change and drove away? Not even saying where he is going? You don’t find that a bit suspicious?

 

Mulligan

Well… maybe he had things to do

 

Mitchel

Yeah, illegal things

 

EXT-FONGS PLACE-DAY

King rushes out of Fongs Place with a big bag of what appears to be cocaine as he is shouting at the people inside

 

King

That’s right, the Police just robbed you. Detective Steve Mulligan at your fucking service!

 

King gets in his truck and speeds off as Fong rushes out with a pair of very Asian ninja’s.

 

Fong @tfong

Get that man and make the last thing he remembers is not to fuck with me

 

The two Asian Ninja’s get onto Kawasaki Ninja’s, Fong hands one of them a fortune cookie

 

Fong

Make sure he reads it before he dies

 

INT-CAR-DAY

The man is driving with an intense look on his face, the sounds of Dom being locked in the trunk can be heard so the man turns on opera music on loud so he does not have to hear the sounds.

 

EXT-INTERSECTION-DAY

Jarbo is directing traffic, not really caring that people are honking at him and swearing at him. His phone rings so he stops directing traffic and answers his phone

 

King

The noodle is in the fryer

 

Jarbo

What?

 

King

Noodles go in fryers and I got two noodle headed morons chasing me

 

Jarbo

You don’t fry noodles, at best you cook em

 

King

Shut up and be ready, we are minutes away

 

Jarbo hangs up as people in the intersection get fed up and start driving. Jarbo doesn’t even care till he sees a really drunk Jonas who is drunkenly stumbling towards him

 

Jonas

Let Jo jo help

 

Jarbo

This is a police operation and if you don’t get off this road you will be impeding a police investigation

 

Jonas

Let jo jo help mon

 

Jarbo pushes Jonas down on the ground

 

Jarbo

Sit the fuck down this is my chance

 

Jonas

No it jo jo’s chance

 

Jarbo

At what? Not being a drunk?

 

Jonas

No, I want to do something

 

Jarbo

Something?

 

Jonas

Yes something, anything

 

Jarbo

Then shut up

 

As Jarbo looks up and he see’s King weaving through traffic speeding towards him. It looks like King will run him over

 

Jarbo

Oh fuck

 

In the last few second Jonas pushes Jarbo out of the way at the same time King swurves to avoid them both but a ninja hits Jonas full speed. Both go flying. The second ninja slams into the first bike making him wipe out. King slams on the brakes causing a huge pile up. He now reverses his truck and comes to a stop. He jumps out of his truck

 

King

We got em

 

INT-PRECINCT 44-DAY

As Mitchel and Mulligan talk the call goes out “High speed chase in progress, two motor cycles chasing a big black pickup truck” Without hesitation Mitchel yells

 

Mitchel

KING!!!

 

All the glass shatters in the precinct as the episode ends

 

 

 

[Da Trifecta 1,901]

What a hell of a way to have things be. Dom just really needs to get his shit together and stop selling drugs. Something tells me that Mulligan will try to stop King from getting killed even though Mitchel will orchestrate it all. Can't really say it was a smart thing to swallow the burp/throw up and it sounded nasty lmao. I also kind of suspect King is trying to play a double agent. Not sure if I am correct or not.