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What's With Da Bears


Edgar
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So, obviously there was a Fan590 that was posted that has created quite a controversy, but I saw the potential, so I will make it into what it should have said.

 

WHATS WITH DA BEARS

 

According to Wikipedia, Bears are mammals of the family Ursidae.  Now everyone knows that the Ursidae family is very well known for their athletic abilities, but something is changing.  If we look at the Bears in this league, they are very underwehelming.  With a record of 5-6-1, they are about as mediocre as can be.  What is really disturbing is that this is becoming a common trend among all Bears.  If we look at the Chicago bears, they finished the season with a neutral record of 8 wins and 8 losses.  The Hershey Bears currently sit at 15-12-3-3, 33 games into the season.  The 2010 horror movie "Bear" received lackluster reviews, with an IMDb rating of 2.9/10.  Even Bears are losing the Gay war to Twinks.  What can this all be attributed to?  Gregreg, the General Manager.  When Greg found someone who was more of a Bear than him, he was forced to become a Twink, and since then, a chain reaction of underwhelming Bear-ness has surrounded him.  Now you know, and knowing is half the power

 

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This will have repercussions...

Edited by Chamomile Tea in a Cup :^D
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