Frank 4,759 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A Scotty doesn't know, I'm kidding he knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted October 3, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted October 3, 2015 Am I day drunk? Why yes, yes i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted October 4, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted October 4, 2015 well that was a sufficiently fucked evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 6, 2015 Author Share Posted October 6, 2015 Tell us everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted October 6, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted October 6, 2015 By god I'm not sure you can handle it It was homecoming which means everyone was drankin all day, here's the play by play: -Drinking commenced at approx. 11 am -It began at a weird party in some dudes backyard. It consisted of people jumping off the roof of the garage into the bushes and a lot of mud -It then started pouring, a group of us retreated to this apartment where 4 girls live. 2/4 were obviously not happy to be hosting us, but fuck them. Also due to the rain, there was an alarming amount of people sitting in their living room in their underwear as their clothes were in the dryer (lol) -We got hungry, so we rolled out to get pizza and head back to a buddies apartment to get our dope on. The pizza was good, as was the weed. I believe this is also the point at which Higgins rolled in. -We head down to another buddies house. Things get pretty weird here and ended with one of our friends sprinting across his house and launching himself into his washing machine, denting the shit out of it and busting the water line in the process. Being the genius that I am, it was up to me to roll down into their greasy basement and find the water shut-off, as water was spraying all over their kitchen. When I got down there, not only was their a multitude of spiders, but I was also amused to see water was already pouring through the floor. -We go to the nearby gas station to grab some goodies, then make a quick stop at my apartment to laugh at the pigeon situation on my balcony. For those who aren't aware, some fucked pigeon terrorizes me and my poor barbecue on a daily basis. -We head over to another house. Oddly, when we get there we find it's pretty much only us. We aren't too sure what happened to the people who were supposed to be there, but we happily took over their seemingly abandoned beer pong game and admired their dog. Then we get bored, and decide its time to hit the pub. -We're now on route to the pub. We're walking downtown and we see a bunch of girls outside of a bank taking pictures through the glass. We look in through the window to find this guy we know leaned up against an ATM eating a thing of poutine with his hands, seemingly unaware of the people taking pictures of him outside. We go inside, he proceeds to dump his poutine on the floor, we leave for the pub. -In the line now. It's very long. Higgins apparently got hungry and went on a mission for food or something, that was the last time I saw him that night from what I recall. We're still in line, moving slowly but surely. The line was interesting: it was crowded as fuck, a bunch of black chicks kept screaming at each other, and at one point there was a red umbrella being thrown around. -I'm getting close to the front of the line now, and this girl behind me keeps bumping into me and shit. It was getting annoying but eventually she apologized and weasled her way up to where I was in the line. We get talking, there might have been a few kisses here and there, but somehow she ends up getting in before (note that this fucker started out behind me) me, so she tells me to find her when I get in and she'll buy me a drink. -Obviously not one to turn down a free drink, I get in and find her right by the door. She held up her end of the bargain in buying me a drink and we're just kind of standing at the bar for awhile chatting among other things. One thing leads to another, me and her decide to take off. Sadly, we apparently just missed some guy chucking a beer bottle into the crowd and knocking some girl on her ass. What a shame. -We're walking back to campus, where she lives, and we run into this group of dudes, one of which was apparently from France. It was at this point that I discovered this girls first language was french. We move past the frenchman and continue our trek. -All in all, I end up sleeping with a french chick, I vividly remember her roommate rolling in at some point and promptly departing again, a successful night in my books. I get up in the morning and peace out, did the walk of shame back to my apartment. I'm still pretty fucked up at this point as I had been drinking for ~15 hours. -I grab a coffee, its only like 7 so all my buds (Niggins included) are still asleep at one of their places. I drag my ass back to my own apartment and commence an awesome breakfast making. I cooked a steak (why the fuck I cooked a whole steak at 7am is beyond me), then I cooked some hashbrowns, then i threw it all in a pan with onions and eggs and fried that shit up. I fill my stomach with delicious breakfast, they finally wake up, I roll down there for a few minutes, and then I return to pass out. -French girl texts me telling me drinks are on me next weekend. To be continued...... Phil and JardyB10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 ^ im gonna ask if this is real before i even read it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,010 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 win the win of it all. french chicks are frisky in my experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted October 6, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted October 6, 2015 ^ im gonna ask if this is real before i even read it my brain power has many better uses than making shit up for you fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 2,939 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I very drunk. Meet knights and random Russian woman with n8ce tits in one night. Very nice JardyB10, gorlab, Phil and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,010 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 Predrinking time... theiws is the last your'll hear from me for ... well... at least 16 horus have FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,010 Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 blue jays and blue moutain state distracted me... so I leave now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted October 24, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted October 24, 2015 I don't remember the vast majority of last night but the cuts on my hands/leg indicate that I did indeed eat shit at some point or another. eaglesfan036, gorlab, JardyB10 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandro 251 Posted November 1, 2015 Share Posted November 1, 2015 Well I'm home... I think I'm sober... My night was nearly derailed but ended as well as I think I could have hoped. Will and JardyB10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted November 1, 2015 Author Share Posted November 1, 2015 Bae and I went to a couple house parties as Stannis and Melisandre. I got in a sword fight with Obi Wan Kenobi and got figure foured by Rick Flair. I'd break before I bend. Anyway, everyone died in true Game of Thrones fashion. It was super nerdy. But everyone enjoyed it. Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted November 7, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted November 7, 2015 My head spins too much to sleep so i must play COD eaglesfan036 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,583 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 My head spins too much to sleep so i must play COD So it's people like you who I wonder if they are Hellen Keller playing cod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted November 7, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted November 7, 2015 My head spins too much to sleep so i must play COD So it's people like you who I wonder if they are Hellen Keller playing cod Nah im pretty good IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted December 25, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted December 25, 2015 family christmas eve party MONEY had a coupla Keith's, couple of swigs of Drambuie, few shooters of goldschlager..overall SOLID evening although its largely regrettable that a fella can't get baked staying at his parents house. Oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted January 1, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted January 1, 2016 i may have overdone it tonight to be quite honest opinions to be quite honest roll on floor laughing laugh out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,010 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Go to drunk, bed. You're Phil. stevo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,010 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Just now, Phil said: Go to drunk, bed. You're Phil. Knight and stevo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 760 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Checking in. Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 5,010 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 4 hours ago, stevo said: Checking in. I missed my flight... i was at the airport bar JardyB10 and stevo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo 760 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 10 hours ago, Phil said: I missed my flight... i was at the airport bar I like your dedication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,604 Posted April 23, 2016 Senior Admin Share Posted April 23, 2016 Higgins and Draper are drunk eaglesfan036 and JardyB10 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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