Official Drunk/High Thread

[AwfulHomesick 148]

Yeah, if it was a party full of friends I'd be completely okay. What I went to last night was full of strangers that I either don't care for or have never met before. It was terrible. The hostess was a girl I've actually been crushing on for a long time now, so I felt bad for leaving early, but seeing as how I was completely alone there, I had no other choice.

[frescoelmo 1,218]

Went to a bar for someone's birthday last night, had a few excellent 10% cask ales and somehow walked 2+ miles to my apartment afterwards.

 

Moral of the story...  Apples to Apples is awesome.

[Hybrid1486 577]

 

I win.

[frescoelmo 1,218]

 

I win.

 

For upwards of $200, I think you lost.

[Hybrid1486 577]

For upwards of $200, I think you lost.

Meh...I'm fine

[frescoelmo 1,218]

I won too 

 

[AwfulHomesick 148]

First time actually being stoned. Thanks everyone.

[Sandro 251]

I M DRUNK COME WATCH M E PLAY XCARY GMEZ http://www.twitch.tv/delta_canuckian

[Phil 5,014]

 Arrested Development marathon, 

 

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[scoop 3,254]

more 3than i've every ben

[scoop 3,254]

I remember my first beer. ol

[JardyB10 4,834]

Was planning on getting smashed tonight, but ended up overeating at supper and having the highest velocity vomit of my life after like, six beer as a result.  I've never been able to handle beer well, so that was pretty amusing.  Anyway now I'm just telling a bunch of girls to send me nudes.

[Tyler 881]

I can't stand going to bars anymore for the same reason.  For parties though I feel like that depends on a few factors, mainly mood and who you all know there. 

 

Last night I threw a keg party and it was a blast.  I obviously knew and was friends with everyone there, and it was an event I was planning and excited for all semester pretty much.

 

Two days earlier on the other hand, my brother had a bunch of people over for his birthday.  I got home from errands around 10 and was dying of exhaustion.  I knew pretty much everyone there, but they weren't my close friends or anything.  My brother invited over this girl he's seeing, and she brought a friend that I immediately knew I was supposed to wing.  She was decent enough looking, but I was so tired and overwhelmed that I just had nothing to say to anyone, so I almost felt bad because my brother didn't get laid as a result.  Everyone was drunk and loud, and I was sober and tired.  It sucked.

 

A few weeks before that, I went to a friend's kegger for a beer pong tournament.  I didn't know really anyone there, and it was a bigger crowd than I'm generally comfortable in, but I still had a lot of fun because I was just in a mood to party and socialize.

 

In sum, house parties are the tits.  You just need to plan it properly.

 

 

I'm the same tbh. Bars get really lame real fast. If you're not in a dancing mood, going to a club can blow, if you are, going to a pub blows. House parties never dissapoint.

[Sandro 251]

Well I just realized I linked my stream in here when I was drunk a couple weeks ago...

 

Anyways I like to drink socially... I guess that's what you would call it. Basically I like to be with a group of friends when I'm drinking, not really house parties or anything but just a group of us hanging out. Whether that's at someone's house or at a bar or whatever, give me enough booze that I can't walk straight and I'm happy as can be.

 

Seriously, I'm stupid happy when I'm drunk. Just non-stop giggling.

Edited April 28, 2014 by Sandro

[Corco 1,124]

Was planning on getting smashed tonight, but ended up overeating at supper and having the highest velocity vomit of my life after like, six beer as a result. I've never been able to handle beer well, so that was pretty amusing. Anyway now I'm just telling a bunch of girls to send me nudes.

Pics or It didn't happen

[Kyle 667]

Perhaps one day in here I'll tell my tale about how I wandered around the Canadian side of the Falls all the way to the American border, drunk as all hell in 2 degrees fahrenheit while my friends were at the Casino. Jesus.

[Frank 4,764]

Quit smoking/drinking 2 months ago. Smoking has been the hardest tbh. 

[JardyB10 4,834]

Quit smoking/drinking 2 months ago. Smoking has been the hardest tbh. 

Good work!

 

It's Monday Funday, all my peers just finished finals.  Most of them finished school in general, forever.  So yeah.  If I had milk I would White Russian.

[JardyB10 4,834]

Know what grinds my gears?

When your BFF advertantly yet inadvertently long distance cock blocks you.

Remind me to quit attracting teenagers.

[Tim 182]

crossing to border to Windsor for my 19th tomorrow

[JardyB10 4,834]

I had a wedding last night.  I was looking so fly, but small town weddings are shit for single women, sadly.  So I once again ended up sending texts for nudes, which I received a couple nipples in response, so that was nice.  They were like bags of sand, I imagine.

[Tim 182]

welp other than almost getting detained by the border patrol, it was a good trip

[Will 4,604]

first off, canada border patrol almost detained you? thats funny, most of the time they are lax'. 

 

second, tits

 

Edited May 10, 2014 by Draper

[JardyB10 4,834]

All week I was partially anticipating a threesome last night.  Instead, by the end of the night I forgot my phone in the cab and passed out fully dressed on the couch.

[Tim 182]

first off, canada border patrol almost detained you? thats funny, most of the time they are lax'.

yeah they told us they were gonna search our car so we pulled over to the side and everything but they just wanted to go over our IDs inside I guess. If they did search our car we would've been fucked because one of my idiot friends decided to bring alcohol with him.