Ottawa Lynx press conference

[scoop 3,254]

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel?

Feels great. I wasn't expecting us to start off this strong, and it's a long season so we could definitely lose the lead we have right now.

 

2. What's the latest you've stayed up?

I've gone to work on 24 hours of no sleep, so at least like 33 or 34 hours.

3. Earliest you've gone to bed?

I have no idea. I mean, do naps count? I've fallen asleep for like 5 hours in the afternoon before. But I work nights now, so I've gone to sleep at like 9 am a couple hours after getting home before.

4. What's your favourite genre of music?

Pop/punk/alternative rock. My three favorite bands are Motion City Soundtrack, Alkaline Trio, and Billy Talent.

5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future?

Long term, I don't really see things changing. As far as this year goes, I think the NHL and NBA are probably not going to see playoffs this year. Possibility for a shortened MLB season though; I'm hopeful for that.

6. Would you ever change positions in the future?

I mean, I'll play left wing instead of right wing. I suppose I could be convinced to play center, but it'd be a detriment for my team because I'm not going to work on faceoffs. Not going to switch to defenseman though.

[PadStack 48]

1. We got a pretty decent record of 10-1-1, how does that feel?

 

Nervous. We had a decent record last season as well, but didn't get us over the hump 

 

2. What's the latest you've stayed up?

 

2 days? 

 

3. Earliest you've gone to bed?

 

3pm?

 

4. What's your favourite genre of music?

 

Meetalll

 

5. How do you think professional sports will continue in the future?

 

I think back to normal, but things like licking someone would carry a hefty fine. 

 

6. Would you ever change positions in the future?

 

No, I'm already in the best position. Also I don't skate very fast. 

[Hogan 1,323]

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down?
2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season?
3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret?
4. If you could own any jersey what would it be?
5. What's your favourite part about the VHL?
6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup?

[Ferda 6]

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down?

gonna miss him. kept my ass accountable for always getting better each week.

2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season?

ye win or bust

3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret?

having a guy name big chungus on his team

4. If you could own any jersey what would it be?

whatever jersey your mom wears before we

5. What's your favourite part about the VHL?

hot men

6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup?

2 ez

[Mike 708]

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down?

He seems like a good dude don't know him all that well though.  He drafted me to the team this year so that's something.  I'd say I feel indifferent with a slight case of meh rather he stay though.
2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season?

10 losses would be a disappointment.  We gonna this shit all the way to the cup.
3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret?

Sitting on the hard work of the other players just taking all the glory when the puck is already going into net he sweeps in and gets the last touch just to steal the goal.
4. If you could own any jersey what would it be?

What am I 12?  I can own any jersey internet bruh.
5. What's your favourite part about the VHL?

Favorite part of the VHL is that its still going.  So many sim leagues so many failed closures.  VHL is awesome because its still going.
6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup?

I'd be pretty happy about winning VHLM cup.  Probably be pretty into it for at least 3-4 minutes.

[PadStack 48]

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down?

A bit sad. He plucked me out of the recently created bin and I've been with Ottawa ever since. I'm hoping whoever takes over can push us over the finish line this season and win it for him. 

2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season?

Yes. I think we can keep it below. 

3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret?

I have it on good authority that he wears satin panties on gameday

4. If you could own any jersey what would it be?

Bobby Orr 

5. What's your favourite part about the VHL?

The low requirement scale for effort

6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup?

Party time

[bluesfan55 103]

On 4/7/2020 at 1:40 PM, Hulk Hogan said:

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down?
2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season?
3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret?
4. If you could own any jersey what would it be?
5. What's your favourite part about the VHL?
6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup?

1. Kind of bad. He did a great job with the franchise so I’m sad to see him go.

2. Yes, we’ve been dominant this entire season.

3. I’m on his wing. He gets the assists to my goals.

4. Iceland jersey for obvious reasons

5. I guess the way you can build your player how you want

6. Great, I’ve been waiting for one 

[Weretarantula 5]

On 4/7/2020 at 1:40 PM, Hulk Hogan said:

1. How do you feel about Acyd stepping down?
2. Do you think we will stay under 10 losses this season?
3. Our top player has almost 3ppg, what's his secret?
4. If you could own any jersey what would it be?
5. What's your favourite part about the VHL?
6. How do you think you would react to winning the cup?

1. Sad man, Acyd was the shit

2. Definitely

3. He smokes meth

4. An Ottawa Lynx one

5. The fact that you spell favourite correctly

6. I would shit my pants

[DoktorFunk 810]

Good Morning Ottawa (a phrase I didn't think I'd be saying so soon!) Welcome to the first press conference of the DoktorFunk era! I'm so excited to be your new GM! I think we're gonna have a lot of success together! Anyway, let's get to it!

 

1. @Acydburn has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!)

2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top?

3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft?

4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by?

5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup?

6. What NHL player do you most see your player as?

 

Answer three for 1 TPE or six for 2 TPE (I'd prefer you do all six )

 

@aCrypticPancake @Spade18 @Ferda @Bunnyhop100 @BoucherFan12 @Mike @Kiirin @Maasa @scoop @Jayden Zelinsky @Toast @Itsyaboyburns @bluesfan55 @Weretarantula @PadStack

[Ferda 6]

1. @Acydburn has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!)

play big chungus 61 minutes a game

 

2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top?

remember how to blink and breathe

 

3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft?

definitely not davos

 

4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by?

definitely davos

 

5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup?

remember to breathe because we're better than everyone else

 

6. What NHL player do you most see your player as?

greg mckegg simply because he has the best name in the league and big chungus is the best name in the league too

[bluesfan55 103]

1. @Acydburn has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!)

get a tramp stamp entitled "penisson mvp s71"

2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top?

me and me only. i score

3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft?

i already got drafted so no comment

4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by?

i already got drafted and traded so no comment

5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup?

me to continue scoring

6. What NHL player do you most see your player as?

greg mckegg like @Ferda for the same reason except my name is better than his so suck it

 

[Mike 708]

1. has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!)

Do my weekly point tasks and press conference answers.

2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top?

We've been losing some games need everyone to step it up and earn that fat TPEZ

3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft?

I want to be drafted by the winning teams.

4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by?

The bad teams.

5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup?

We need more TPE then we win.

6. What NHL player do you most see your player as?

Letang

[PadStack 48]

1. Acydburn has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!)

 

Win the cup! 

 

2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top?

 

We need to tighten up our d, and get a better goalie. 

 

3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft?

 

Drafed by Davos already. 

 

4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by?

 

See question 3.

 

5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup?

 

We need to be able to completely dominate the other top teams in the league. 

 

6. What NHL player do you most see your player as

 

Current day Patrick Roy. A little fatter. A lo little slower, but good glove hand

[Bouncyelf 3]

Questions

1. What do you think about getting your careers started with the Lynx?

2. Any preliminary opinions on which teams at the VHL level you might eventually want to play for? Any you'd rather avoid? If you don't know, that's fine

3. How are you looking to build your player? Stylistically, and/or players you're modeling after?

4. Long term goals? Cups, HOF, etc?

5. Member-wise: favorite hockey team?

Answers

1- As a new player to the Ottawa Lynx its looking bright and i belive that there in nowhere but up from here.
2- If i would have to pick i would want to make it to either Toranto-Legion or Vancouver-Wolves. and i really wanna avoid Helsinki-Titans, but with my bad luck thats probably who im going to end up with.
3- i looking to become a good skater, becoming a good playmaker and my goal each match is to never let someone score while on the ice
4- For now i just wanna make it to the VHL. but if i make it to the VHL my new goal is to win the cup
5- Maple-leafs (not a bandwagon)

[DoktorFunk 810]

Good Morning Ottawa! New press conference questions! Let's get to it!

 

 

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? 

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

 

 

Answer three for 1 TPE or six for 2 TPE (I'd prefer you do all six )

 

@aCrypticPancake @Spade18 @Ferda @Bunnyhop100 @BoucherFan12 @Mike @Kiirin @Maasa @scoop @Jayden Zelinsky @Toast @Itsyaboyburns @bluesfan55 @Weretarantula @PadStack @Bouncyelf

[Da_Berr 219]

1. Getting use to the team and the locker room chemistry, it hasn't been the best start for me though.

2. Get the Ottawa "Legend" Joakim Sakic.

3. We're getting that cup for sure this year. Champs or bust.

4. No idea, maybe something with 90's rock?

5. A couple of whiskey sours.

6. Haven't been here long enough to judge him, but he seems active enough.

[bluesfan55 103]

54 minutes ago, DoktorFunk said:

Good Morning Ottawa! New press conference questions! Let's get to it!

 

 

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? 

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

 

 

Answer three for 1 TPE or six for 2 TPE (I'd prefer you do all six )

 

@aCrypticPancake @Spade18 @Ferda @Bunnyhop100 @BoucherFan12 @Mike @Kiirin @Maasa @scoop @Jayden Zelinsky @Toast @Itsyaboyburns @bluesfan55 @Weretarantula @PadStack @Bouncyelf

 

I don't pay much attention to the team so I don't know

I don't care about that much either since I don't pay attention to the league

Very high, best team in league

a song where a latino futbol announcer yells "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"

i buy him beer

yes and yes because we've done well

[Toast 887]

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? 

Seems like a very active pickup for the team. Well done! They replied to my .com article and that's very nice. Seems like their player can help with the post-season push.

 

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

I need to do better in terms of returning to activity here. I'm not familiar with who all is in the VHLM at the moment so unfortunately, I don't have an answer for this one. 

 

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

It seems that Ottawa is the team that is going to win it all. Considering the standings and the performance of the players, I would be surprised if any other result happens. I've seen some random things in Simon though.

 

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

Crab Rave gets me pumped up more than anything else but I'm not sure if that is what everyone else would like! 

 

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

Wow, that is fantastic! I'm not sure what he likes to drink but beer is normally a safe bet. Let's go with a Stella? 

 

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

The first person to contact me when I recreated and the reason that I signed in Ottawa! If he wants to stay on as the AGM, I don't see why he shouldn't.

[Mike 708]

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well?

He's aiight.  Seems like we lost a couple more games since he been on the team though...hmmm

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

I'm down for any member that I actually know.  Who are all these new people get me some Pre-Season 10ers in here.

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

We going all the way.

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

What's new pussycat song

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink, He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

Hulk Hogan is our AGM?  News to me dude never round.

[Ferda 6]

Good Morning Ottawa! New press conference questions! Let's get to it!

 

 

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? 

he hot and sexy with big abs, man boobies and [Redacted]

 

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

gwdjohnson and daftraincloud

 

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

EZ Clap

 

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

random cat noises

 

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

don't need to buy him any drink when the boys are the only drinks he needs

 

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

no we didnt go undefeated

[PadStack 48]

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? 

Hes fitting in pretty well with the team. Good pickup!

 

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

Forget his name, but I think San Diego has one of the scoring leaders, more firepower never hurts

 

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

I like them a lot! We are the team to beat.

 

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

Wrecking Ball

 

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

I'm drinking beer, great to celebrate, but I've got my eye on a bigger prize at the end of the season. There will be plenty of time to celebrate then.

 

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

Of course. Hulk is an important member of this ship

[turkey2349 16]

I'll preface my presser answers by saying that I was just traded to the Lynx from the Wild

 

1. How do you feel about @Da_Berr so far and has his player fit in well? 

- I know he's been big for this team so far and a major driving force. Seems to really want the team to succeed as a whole.

 

2. If you could bring one member of the VHLM who isn't currently on Ottawa to the Lynx, who would it be?

- Can it be the whole Wild team? Loved those guys when I was there and it was hard to face off against them.

 

3. How do you like our chances to make the Founder's Cup this year?

- Having played against this team this year I know their drive and they are really good team.  I like them a lot.

 

4. What song do you think would be a good goal song for the Lynx?

- Something with some nice howling.

 

5. @PadStack just set the record for most franchise wins! What drink do you buy him to celebrate? (Padstack, what do YOU want to drink to celebrate?)

- I don't know, I always thought that it was them buying rounds for everyone when they break the record?

 

6. Has @Hulk Hogan done a good job as AGM and should he continue?

- Brother, he's been tough so far, but I think pretty good.

[DoktorFunk 810]

Good evening Ottawa! New press conference questions! Let's get to it!

 

 

1. We have the number one seed in the playoffs! How do you like our chances?

2. Who do you think will make it to the finals?

3. Any big upsets that you think might happen?

4. How will you celebrate if we win?

5. Who do you think will get the most points on our team?

6. Any big plans after the playoffs for you?

 

 

Answer three for 1 TPE or six for 2 TPE (I'd prefer you do all six )

 

@aCrypticPancake @Spade18 @Ferda @Bunnyhop100 @BoucherFan12 @Mike @Kiirin @Maasa @scoop @Jayden Zelinsky @Toast @Itsyaboyburns @bluesfan55 @Weretarantula @PadStack @Bouncyelf

[Mike 708]

1. We have the number one seed in the playoffs! How do you like our chances?

Anything less than the best is a felony!!!

2. Who do you think will make it to the finals?

Us & Some scrubs that we beat in 5.

3. Any big upsets that you think might happen?

To be honest I didn't follow any of the other teams other than Yukon who was 2nd.

4. How will you celebrate if we win?

I'll reply to every game thread we win if we make finals.  If we win finals I'll post on discord and let you try and convince me to stay in minors next season.

5. Who do you think will get the most points on our team?

Richard Big Penus Face one of those penis guys with the 200 points on our team.

6. Any big plans after the playoffs for you?

Get drafted to the VHL and decide if I want to be nice to my new team or a jerk :P.

 

[PadStack 48]

 

1. We have the number one seed in the playoffs! How do you like our chances?

 

I like our chances a lot. We are the top seed heading in, and we're going to be the team to beat. 

 

2. Who do you think will make it to the finals?

 

Us and San Diego 

 

3. Any big upsets that you think might happen?

 

No big ones. Over the course of a 7 game series I think the top seeded team will win out

 

4. How will you celebrate if we win?

 

Drinking with the team mates. It'll be an awesome send off 

 

5. Who do you think will get the most points on our team?

 

Penisson 

 

6. Any big plans after the playoffs for you?

 

Moving on up to the VHL